"Gregory, we need to buy milk. MH"
"There is I bought a one of those long life packs of six. GL"
"I don't want those. MH"
"May I ask why, because it is perfectly fine and tasty. I mean I can pull a BA Baraccus and drink several glasses of it. GL"
"A who? MH"
"Nevermind. GL"
"It is Full Cream. MH"
"Underline…do you want empty cream? ; ) GL."
"Gregory…I want low fat or skimmed. MH"
"Eeeewww, just take the full cream and add like a gazillion litres of water, same thing. GL."
"It's not. MH"
"Then drink it black…I am not buying that milk, it's close to blasphemy. GL"
"Fine, I'll buy it myself. MH."
"Just wash your mouth before giving me a skim kiss…GL"
"You….MH."
"Love you too…3 GL"