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Maid for You

37: Dirty Deeds

By: Luna

Properly chastised, both women were banned to the living room while Sesshoumaru holed himself into the office to undo the damage the two women inflicted. Izayoi had apparently accidentally logged onto a dirty website. When a banner had read 'Housewives Uncut', she had naturally assumed the site was about housewives, and had no idea the site broadcasted naughty things.

Now there was a constant stream of dirty popup ads that she hadn't known how to stop, so when Sesshoumaru had gone into his office to see what the damage was, there had been over a hundred pop up ads that cluttered the screen. Sesshoumaru was so angry and flustered his cheeks were actually flushed, but he had taken one look at Izayoi's tear filled eyes and, instead of yelling, he threw his hands up in the air and slammed the office door shut. He's been in there ever since.

Kagome consoled herself with the fact that she only color coated his computer pink with little fat Buyo's that jiggled across the screen whenever the screensaver turned on. Well, and subscribed him for a few magazines he probably didn't want... But he didn't know about that just yet.

Izayoi sighed and rose. She had already packed her bags and they were sitting by the door. "I better go. Inuyasha is due by the house any day now."

Kagome looked at her curiously. "Sesshoumaru made it sound as if Inuyasha lived with you."

"Oh no, not at the house. He only goes there on the weekends. For the most part he stays in our apartment here in the city."

Kagome's eyes widened. "Geez, just how many places do you guys own?"

Smiling gently, Izayoi debated for a moment before deciding to prolong her departure just a bit and sat back down. She looked up at Kagome. "My dear, I don't actually own any of the properties. Sesshoumaru does."

Floundering, Kagome searched for words. "But… Inuyasha doesn't seem the type to… you know, take anything willingly from Sesshoumaru."

Izayoi sighed. "Well, yes, my dear. That's exactly why Inuyasha doesn't know." She arched a brow at Kagome. "And I would appreciate it if you can keep it that way."