"LETS HIT THE DECK" roared ray pember dancing to the helicopter.
"HOLD ON A BLEEDING SECOND!" watari shrilled. "HOW MANY GUNS DO YOU HAVE?"
"Five" said ray and he did a gun show to the crowd.
"THAT IS NOT SODDING ENOUGH WIZARDLY GUNS! YOU WILL NEED LIKE FIVE HUNDRED TO HAVE ANY HOP OF OUTWITTING THE BASTARDLY YAGAMIS!"
Then C pulled down his pants. Everyone was shocked but then he took some special transformer guns from his special place and then they weren't shocked cos they new why he done it now! They got big when he showed them to people.
"I have all the guns you need bros"
"SODDING GREAT! LETS GO!" watari said and they all ran to the chopper but then they remembered that you aren't aloud to take guns on planes so they had to get a taxi to the yagami house instead.
INSIDE THE HOUSE
A bunch of red lights went red and the loud noises from the speakers and all the steel doors which were bulletproof. Bulletproof locked
"What the blinking heck was that?" lights mom said looking at the door mixing a load of cookie doh and baking a chicken and frying some fries and doing a vacuum. She poked it and nothing happened cos it was bulletproof and lights mom's fingers were weaker than bullets because everyones fingers are weaker than bullets except for cybertakada cos she has robot arms so she can punch them!
Night said "that is my emergency alarm! It looks up the house and turns on lasers when it sees evil dudes coming and makes guns appear and turns the house into a robot fort!" She jumped into the vents. "I NEED TO GO TO MY ROOM"
She went to her room. Sayu and Misa were there and they were naked and embraced cos they were sexing in nights room when the emergency went and a bunch of lights red and the steel doors locked them in the room!
"Oh you guys" Night said all broishly and slapped them on the back and let them go back to sexing except they couldn't cos the red lights spoiled the mood and it was too loud.
"What is this?" misa asked doing the scared dance. Her chest was very bouncy and bounced a lot when she did it and it was dead hot cos bouncy chests are meant to be hot! and sayu got all turned on again which was bad cos this wasn't time for sexing ! THIS WAS TIME FOR WAR.
"That is my emergency alarm!" night said and then said a bunch of stuff she already said to her mom so you dunt need to hear it. "We need to shack up and prepair for the battle of our lives!"
The three girls grabbed death notes and life notes and sex notes for later and swords and got ready!
In darks room he was getting changed into his battle outfit and light was watching BUT ONLY COS HE WANTED TO SEE HOW MUSSELLY DARK WAS SO HE COULD WORK OUT AND BE AS MUSSELLY!
"I am not gay" Darksaid because the readers at home might think so other ways. He pulled on a robot suit like the girl dude from metroid but took it off cos it was too small. Instead he put on a t shirt and jeans but they were made of titanum.
Light put on a james bond suit with a homer simpson tie and dawn put on the robot metroid suit and covered it in knifes and day put on a hat. It had a camera in it so he could film everything and sell it to the president of Hollywood and get rich!
Everyone (except soichrio and lights mom cos they don't know about the crazy shit like robots and death notes there kids get up to!) ran threw the vents to nights room where she turned on her million inch HD tv. She zoomed in on the taxi which was racing towards them on the freeway and zooming around other cars and bunping them off the roads and there were miles of fires behind them from the crashes.
She zoomed in closer twiddling some nobs. L was in the car! And watari! And Ray! And a cool dude! And another chick she dint know but was sexy (and it was S)! And hal linder! And Cybertakada! And Near was driving (the taxi was actually his nuclear NASCAR from Paris remember!)
"THE TEAM IS BACK TOGETHER!" night screamed! Her mowhawk went on end from scared.
"This is the worst thing that could happen!" light squealed like a little girl.
"Actually the worst thing that could happen was if I was eaten by a lion but this is still pretty bad" dark said wisely.
"Should we bring out… ….. the secret weapon?"
"Hmm" dawn said cumbersomely. "The secret weapon is pretty damn secret. In fact it is so secret I forgot wat it was."
"COME TO MY LAB!" night said and then she remembered she was already there. She pointed to an sciency looking thing in the corner of the room. It was like a giant icebox made of gold and covered in computers and there was smoke coming off it but it was the cold smoke that ice makes.
"What the f-ck is that ?" asked day.
"It is obviously a freezer for freezing DNA vampires!" dark swore cos he was so smart and worked it out because there was a sign. "What are you a f-cking idiot! You are a disgusting disgrace of a moron clone!"
Day was kinda sad. To cheer him up light gave him a hug and dark called them both gay and laughed which was a bit mean really.
"Ok this is serious so i will summon our secret weapon! THE VAMPIRE CLONE OF DARK YAGAMI AND HIS NAME SHALL BE…. TWILIGHT YAGAMI!" (GET IT! Some dudes in the reviews made it up so good job guys! It was clever cos twilight is a thing and there is a vampire and they are named after dawn and stuff!)
The door of the ice box opened! There was a load of ice so night got her flameflower and melted it. Inside was a vampire! He had fangs like samrai swords and robot skin but it wasn't shiny cos those vampires are lame. His eyes jumped open and inside they made of blood! He burst out of the tank and began BREAKING DAWN! (GET IT!) by which I mean he bit dawn and his blood went everywhere so he drank it cos he was a vampire.
"Where did you get him he is very hansom!" dark said but only because he was a clone of him HES NOT GAY.
"He is a clone! He is 50% you and 50%... BLUD."
Dark grinned so evilly that any kiddies who looked at him would have died from a heart attack like a death note!
"PERFECT!"