Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry: January Event - Harry/Romilda
Gringotts Prompt Bank: Friends - "And you never knew she was a lesbian?/"No, why does everyone keep fixating on that?"/"She didn't eve know, so how would I know?"; Character Pairing Prompt - Harry/Romilda; Instead of Said - Declared, advised, taunted; True Blood - "I'm actually fucking happy to see you!, "Let's fuck, for fucks sake."; Instead of Beautiful - stunning; GTA V- "You're going as soft as that old, flaccid boy in your pants. This divorce couldn't come soon enough!"; Family Vocab - Divorce; Sex and the City - (title) Sex and the City, (action) walking up to an ex at a bar, "Look at you two. It's a perfect match!"
N: Swearing, and I mean lots of it.
W.C: 510
Disclaimer: Nope. Never Have, Never Will.
Sex and the City
"And you never knew she was a lesbian?" Ron asked, trying to keep a straight face as retold his story for what seemed like the umpteenth time. Ron bit his lip and subtly nudged Neville who was beside him.
Harry, for one, was sick and tired of having to relive his humiliation and pain. And of course he noticed Ron's action! "No, why does everyone keep fixating on that?" He ran a hand through his messy hair and on one chug he finished the contents of his drink. "She didn't even know, so how would I know?"
Ron couldn't help himself and burst out in laughter. Neville looked as if he would rather be anywhere else than in a club with an irritated Harry and a suicidal Ron. Harry glared at his 'best friend' and stood up angrily.
"Sorry, mate." Ron wiped a few tears and laughingly slung his arm around Harry. "Even I didn't know Ginny was lesbian!"
Harry scoffed, shrugging Ron's arm off. "It doesn't matter anymore so stop bringing it up again!" He signaled the bartender to come over and ordered another drink. "I need something strong."
"What you need my friend," the bartender, Seamus, advised, "is a rebound girl."
Harry shook his head. "No, I don't think so. Just my drink would be fine."
Seamus laughed and leaned in closer. He pointed to a girl with black, curly hair who was at the other end of the bar. "See that one over there. Yeah, she's the one so go for it."
Harry stared at the girl which the overly friendly bartender had pointed out and sighed. He might as well just 'go for it'. He waved goodbye at his friends and walked over to the stunning woman. He tapped on her shoulder and froze when he realized her looked directly into the face of his stalker ex-girlfriend, Romilda Vane.
Romilda smirked, giving Harry a one-over as her eyes lingered on his more private areas a little longer. She grinned at his obvious discomfort. "Harry, what a pleasant surprise." she purred, winking at him. "I'm actually fucking happy to see you!"
Harry cleared his throat. It just had to be Romilda. "What a surprise."
Romilda laughed, throwing her head back. She rested a hand on his forearm. "Let's fuck, for fucks sake. I heard about that happened with Ginny, you know."
"Even you heard it?" Harry stressed, rubbing his temple. He recalled her first sentence and frowned. "Sure, why the hell not? Let's go somewhere. Wait, we shouldn't."
"You're going as soft as that old, flaccid boy in your pants. This divorce couldn't come soon enough!" Romilda taunted, wagging her finger in his face. "So, what do you say?"
"Look at you two. It's a perfect match!" Seamus declared as he spotted the two adults. "Aren't I wonderful at this?"
Harry sighed, nodding at Romilda. "Why not? I need a distraction and you're more than enough."
Romilda smirked, latching on to Harry. "There's a whole city out there and I suggest we find the nearest hotel."