Shortly after mine and Draco's fight, Yang and Weiss swapped places with us. "You're from Atlas. What can we expect?" Yang asked.
"Well, seeing as their kingdom, academy and armed forces are all merged as one, I think we can expect strict, militant fighters with advanced technology and carefully rehearsed strategy." Weiss explained.
Suddenly, a streak of neon light zoomed by behind them and some faunus girl with a cat tail on roller skates with no color coordination appeared beside a guy dressed as a stereotypical jazz player. "Yeeaahh... I don't see it." I said, the guys nodding.
"Or, whatever they are." Weiss said.
The guy (who was named Flint), got their attention. "You're Weiss Schnee, right? The heiress." He said.
"I am." She said happily.
"I bet you're pretty good with Dust, then." He asked.
"I do my best." She said casually.
"Yeah. My dad was good, too. Owned a little Dust shop of his own. Until your father's company ran him out of business." He said, glaring at her.
"What do you expect? The ONE thing we know about Weiss' dad so far is he's a dick." Draco said.
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that." Weiss said sadly.
"Suure you are." He said, clearly not believing her, looking away.
"Just because some bad stuff happened to you doesn't mean you have to be a dick to her." Nicolas said.
"This is the reason wars never stop, people can't let go." I said.
"Hey, why don't you-" Yang started before the cat girl (Neon) interrupted her.
"Hey, why don't YOU! That's what you sound like." She said teasingly.
"I already don't like this chick." Damion said.
"Seconded." I agreed.
"Uh..." Yang said, confused.
"Hey, where did you get your hair extensions?" She asked.
"Uh-oh." Teams BDSS, SUSN and EVAD said together.
"This is just my normal hair." Yang said.
"Ohh, really?" She asked.
"Yeah. Is that a prob-"Yang started, before again being interrupted.
"You should try roller-blading sometime. It's SUPER fun!" She said, moving around on her skates.
"And I thought Nora's or my ADD was bad." I said.
"It might take you a while, though, because you're so... you know... top-heavy." Neon said.
"Excuse me?!" Yang demanded
"This bitch is pissing me off." Damion growled.
"UH-OH." We all said again, Draco, Nicolas and I hugging each other in fear.
"Oh, here we go..." Ruby said, shaking her head.
The randomizers spun again to reveal again, the volcanic area, the geysers, the desert and the ruined city as the 4 combatants prepared for battle. "BEGIN!" Port announced.
Flint stepped forward first and unleashed powerful soundwaves from his trumpet that pushed the girls back slightly. "Wait, what?! His trumpet's a weapon now?! I can't... I don't... Whatever, I give up, RWBY weapons are starting to make no sense." I said.
Neon then rushed forward, using the soundwaves as a tailwind to increase her speed and bowl over Yang, knocking her into the ruined city area. "Damn that nyan cat bitch!" Damion growled.
"Actually, Damion, her name's Neon Katt." Draco corrected, before shrinking down at Damion's menacing glare.
Weiss used a black glyph to anchor herself down and continued to use them to approach Flint, until he finally stopped and she rushed forward, but didn't attack, allowing him to dodge and kick her in the back, knocking her into the volcano area. "What exactly was she trying to do there?" Nicolas asked, to which we shrugged.
Meanwhile, Yang was firing at Neon as she chased the cat faunus through the wrecked city, but the annoying rainbow bitch had the speed advantage Yang or her ammunition couldn't keep up with. Shortly after Yang rounded the corner, Neon jumped onto and grinded along a rail, pulling down her eyelid and sticking her tongue out at Yang. "I can't wait to see Yang beat that bitch!" Damion snapped.
"Patience, my friend. The most annoying people or the biggest assholes, in which case this girl is both, always gets it in the end." I said. Neon continued to dodge all of Yang's shots and eventually rushed towards her, hitting her repeatedly, before clearing some distance and cracking her nunchaku like glow sticks, turning them a neon light blue color. "Sure, yep, glow stick nunchaku. Bring it on, at this point, nothing will surprise me anymore." I said.
"Wait until you see Velvet's weapon." Nicolas said.
Neon rushed past Yang's right side and swung low, freezing Yang's leg up to her knee. She then giggled at Yang's predicament. "Look! Now you're bottom-heavy, too!" She taunted.
"If she gets hurt, we're not taking care of her injuries." Damion said.
"Seconded. All in favor?" I asked.
"Aye." Draco and Nicolas said together.
Yang looked at her furiously, before stomping her foot and shattering the ice around it, but then Neon came back, freezing her left arm and doing fancy tricks as she raced around the city. "Okay, you got moves, we get the point. You're SERIOUSLY overselling it." Serena said, to which her team nodded.
Neon then turned around and rushed Yang at high speeds, slamming her into a wall. "You should cool off. Get it? Because you're angry." Neone taunted with a pun.
"What?! That's why she should cool off?! With the set-up you had for that pun, you completely ruined it!" I said.
"Yeah, Yang's are much better." Damion said as Yang slammed her fist into the wall, shattering it and the ice.
Back with Weiss, she made some glyphs behind her and sent 4 large ice shards at Flint, who busted a few moves and dropped to his knees as a lava jet erupted in front of him and he blew into his trumpet, sending the fire towards the ice shards and melting it. "Okay, now THAT'S cheating." I said.
"Anyone else calling bullshit?" Umbra asked, to which we all nodded. "Okay. Just wanted to make sure it wasn't just me." She said.
"Too bad all that money can't buy you skills." Flint taunted.
"You're running on bullshit and luck so far, buddy. You don't have the right to act all smug" I said.
"At least you can USUALLY back up your big talk." Damion said.
"I'm getting better at not being such a big talker." I said defensively.
Weiss glared at him angrily and shifted her chamber to Wind Dust and tried to overpower Flint's while creating glyphs all around him. She then dashed in all directions and hit him from several angles, before he suddenly began playing again and the crowrd cheered as he split into 4 of himself-what?!
"WHAT THE FUCK!?" My team asked at the same time.
The 4 Flint's soundwaves connected towards the end and sent Weiss flying into the desert area. "Whoa!" Jaune said in shock and disbelief.
"What's this?!" Port asked.
"It appears young Flint has activated his semblance! And quite a remarkable one at that. Ladies and gentlemen: feast your eyes on Flint's killer quartet!" He said.
Flint smirked and looked to his aura gauge, which only barely went down, before reforming into one as he approached Weiss. Meanwhile, Yang was still in pursuit of the cat bitch, who continued to taunt her. "Ooh, flashy eyes! You know, you're actually prettier when you're angry." She said.
"Shut up, shut up, shut up!" Yang snapped quickly, launching herself forward at great speeds. As Weiss started to get up, Flint stepped on her weapon and looked over at Neon, who was now circling Yang. "Get back here!" Yang snapped.
"I wasn't saying you SHOULD go on a diet, I'm saying you really NEED to go on a diet!" Neon taunted.
"Is she saying what I think she is?!" Damion demanded.
"For her sake, I hope not." I said.
"THAT'S IT!" Yang snapped.
"You're fat." Neon threw in quickly.
"I'MMA KILL HER!" Damion snapped, clawing his way towards her as we struggled to hold him back.
Flint looked towards Weiss, who he deemed not a threat and turned towards Yang, separating into 4 again. Weiss quickly rushed forward and tackled the 4 Flints into a lava jet just as it erupted, leaving everyone in shock. "What?!" Yang asked, looking towards it.
"Weiss!" Ruby and Blake said together.
"It appears we have a double knockout on our hands!" Port announced.
"In fact, it looks as though, Miss Schnee's aura has been completely depleted! She sacrificed herself to take out Flint!" Oobleck agreed.
"You're not even concerned one of YOUR students has been caught up in a LAVA ERUPTION?!" Selene demanded.
"Damn... And after all the times we said what a bitch she was..." Damion said regretfully.
"A truly noble act. And her sacrifice was not in vain." I said.
"Wait a minute... what's this!?" Oobleck asked, leaning in.
As the steam cleared, it revealed Flint was staggered, but still in the fight. "OH, BULLSHIT!" Team BDSS said together.
"Ladies and gentlemen, it appears that Flint is still standing!" Port announced.
Neon skated over to him as he approached Yang. "You did it, Flint! Don't worry about her, she's EASY. But kind of annoying." She said, whispering the last part.
"Pot calling the kettle black, bitch!" Damion shouted.
However, despite his outburst, just like the rest of us, Damion knew it was over. They pushed Yang FAR beyoned her breaking point. She. Was. PISSED. The ground shook as she cracked her knuckles by making fists. "It appears Yang's angry! And you wouldn't like her when she's... upset." Port said, many lava jets erupting behind her as a trumpet/jazz version of her theme song (I Burn) played.
"Gotta watch out for those copyright laws," Draco said.
She screamed in rage and fired a few shots at both of them, forcing them to take cover. "Yo, Neon, go!" Flint ordered, playing his music to give her a tailwind again and take Yang off the ground, but she fired a shot from both gauntlets behind her , launching her back towards Neon. The two fought in the middle of the soundwaves, but neither landed a hit on the other one. Eventually, Yang launched herself back out of the soundwaves and fired at the ground, creating large craters and eliminating safe ground for Neon to skate through, eventually sending her into the geyser area. With her out of the way, Yang rushed towards Flint and launched herself towards him. He again split into 4 and tried to stop her with his soundwaves, but she repeatedly shot rounds off behind her to launch herself forward through the soundwaves and block off Flint's trumpet, before firing again and reversing the waves to send him flying as one again.
"Oh, sour not for Flint." Oobleck said.
"Yeah! Get back up from that, fucker!" I said.
Yang now turned her attention back to Neon, who struggled to maintain her footing on the slanted, uneven ground, repeating "Never miss a beat!" nervously, until she finally tripped over a rock sticking up in front of one of her roller blades, sending her tumbling forward into a geyser that sent her flying into the air, causing her to scream as Yang fired one more round at her and blowing her ass up like a firework. "How annoying was that, bitch?" Damion smirked.
"Considering the very limited ammo you had for that tagline... Good job." I said apporivingly.
Yang let out a sigh of relief. Before remembering. "Weiss!" She said, rushing over to her downed partner and holding her head up off the ground. "Weiss! Are you okay?!" She asked.
We also rushed onto the arena, me pushing Flint out of the way as he walked up to us and crouching beside them as well. "We're here for you, Weiss, you did great out there." We said, getting the proper medical supplies to deal with severe burns and such.
Weiss coughed up a bit of smoke before answering her blond partner. "I may not be singing for a while." She said softly.
Yang looked concerned for her briefly, but then lightened up. "You know... I'm not sure that was proper form." She said teasingly.
"Oh, ha ha." Weiss laughed sarcastically, coughing a bit more before we put her on a stretcher.
"WHAT?!" Neon screeched, now completely pale as she held her head as if she'd had her mind blown. "We lost?! WE LOST?! TEAM FNKY LOST?!" She asked in disbelief.
"Yeah, bitch, get over it." Damion said.
"That was... That was... AMAZING!" She said, suddenly colorful again, her eyes now giant neon stars. Oh, my god, you guys were super crazy awesome! We should DEFINITELY party together sometime! Right, Flint?" She asked, looking towards her recovering leader.
"That was a gutsy move, Schnee! I dig it!" He said.
"Way to send black guys back to the 60's, jackass!" Draco snapped.
"Good job, you two!" Blake said as she and Ruby ran up to us.
"Yeah!" Ruby agreed.
Later that night...
We now return to the villain's dorm with Cinder on her scroll with Mercury doing push-ups and I'm assuming Emerald counting for him, being right beside him like that."Oh!" Cinder said as if she'd gotten a pleasant surprise, which means bad news for us.
"What?" Mercury asked, the two subordinates looking towards their master.
We now see she's looking at Penny's blueprints and that Penny's name is an anagram (P.E.N.N.Y). "Oh, nothing. We're just going to be making a slight... alteration to the plan." She explained.
Emerald and Mercury looked between each other, confused, before contiuing what they were doing. "What does that mean?" Mercury asked.
"It means, that this will be even easier than we thought." She said with her usual evil smirk.
We now go to Ozpin's office as Qrow walks in from the elevator. "You know, he's making you look like a fool." Qrow said.
"His heart is in the right place. He's just... misguided." Ozpin said.
"Sometimes I'm not even sure he has a heart." Qrow said as he drank some coffee. "So, have you chosen your guardian yet?"
"Maidens choose themselves. I simply believe I found the right candidate. Ever since the day I met her, I had a feeling she would be the one. She's strong, intelligent, caring. But most importantly... She's ready." He said.
Back in my team's dorm...
I was laying on a bed, holding a small black box in my hand when Damion walked in. " A good day's worth of training. I never get tired of being at top physical health." He said, swiping the sweat off his brow with a towel he had around his neck. After removing the sweat and towel from in front of his face, he looked to see the item I had in my hand and quickly recognized it: an engagement ring box (I don't know exactly what they're called). "I see you're ready to pop the question to someone." He said with his casual grin. "Who's the lucky lady?" He asked.
The screen split into 3 pieces now, me in a quarter box to the top right, Ozpin also in a quarter box in the top left. I looked up and smiled at Damion as the person both Ozpin and I were talking about stepped into an elevator to go to the headmaster's office. "Pyrrha Nikos." We said at the same time.