"Thank you, whoever you are. You just saved my life." Hitler said.
"Believe me...It was an accident." The Doctor's eyes were wide. Savannah bit her lip.
"What is this thing?" Hitler turned his attention to the TARDIS.
"What does he mean we just saved his life? We could not have just saved Hitler!" Amy turned to the Doctor.
"I blame her." Savannah pointed over her shoulder at Mels."This is time travel! You see why we don't play around with it?"
"This box. What is it?" Hitler asked again.
"It's a police telephone box from London. That's right, Adolf. The British are coming." The unconcious man on the floor stood up behind the Doctor, and Hitler's eyes widened.
"No! Stop him!" Hitler pulled out his gun and Savannah tackled the Doctor to the ground. Hitler fired at the man. Three shots, before Rory punched him in the face.
"Nice, Ror!" Savannah laughed. Rory grabbed the fallen gun and aimed it at Hitler.
"Sit still, and shut up."
"Are you okay?" Amy went to the man Hitler was shooting at and the Doctor helped Savannah up.
"Yes, yes I'm fine. I think he missed."
"He was going to kill me!"
"Shut up, Hitler!" Rory ordered.
"Rory! Take Hitler and put him in that cupboard over there! Now! Do it!"
"Right. Putting Hitler in the cupboard. Hitler, cupboard. Cupboard, Hitler."
"But I am the Fuhrer!" Hitler protested.
"Right. In you go!" Rory shoved Hitler in the cupboard.
"Who are you?"
The Doors slammed in Hitler's face.
"Are you okay?" The Doctor asked the man who was getting shot at.
"Oh. Oh...I-" The man fainted.
"Doctor, I think he fainted." Rory popped his head in between Savannah and the Doctor.
"Yes, Rory. That was a faint."
"Perfect faint." The Doctor agreed.
"Mels?" Amy asked.
"Hitler," She mumbled.
"What about him?" The Doctor asked.
"Lousy shot." She gasped, and fell. Everyone rushed to her side, even Savannah, who didn't like her much at all.
"RORY!" The Doctor shouted. "No, no, no, no, no!"
"You have to stop the bleeding!" Savannah told them.
"How bad is it, Rory? What can we do?" Amy asked.
"Just keep her conscious. Stay with us, Mels!"
"Hey, Look at me. Just hold on, ya bitch!" Savannah smirked, though half hearted.
"I used to dream about your man, you know." Mels chuckled painfully. "All those stories Amy used to tell me."
"What stories?" Savannah asked. "Tell me what stories. Vampires in Venice? I haven't heard that one, yet!"
"When I was little...I was going to marry him."
"GOOD! Marry him! You stay alive and you marry him, deal. There would only be one stipulation that could break that promise."
"Shouldn't you ask my parent's permission?" Mels chuckled. "Before you sign my life away to a crazy man in a big blue box?"
"As soon as you're well, I'll get them on the phone." Savannah nodded.
"Might as well do it now, since they're both right here." Mels smirked.
"There goes that one stipulation, dear. Deals off."
"Penny in the air." The Doctor, Rory and Amy looked back and forth between Mels and Savannah.
"Penny drops." Savannah stood back as Mels began to glow golden.
"What the hell's going on?" Rory panicked.
"Back, back, back!" The Doctor grabbed Amy and Rory's hands and pulled them back. The glow increased, and Savannah's force field came up over them to protect them from the radiation.
"Last time I did this, I ended up a toddler. In the middle of New York!" Mels looked at her hands as they glowed, and she stood.
"Someone explain what is happening! Please!" Amy begged.
"Mels. Short for..."
"Melody You knew that, Aunt Savy." Mels nodded.
"Yes. I named my daughter after her."
"You named your daughter...After your daughter." Savannah sighed. "Oi! Mels, paws off my man, got it!"
"It took me years to find you two. And I'm so glad I did." Mels ignored Savannah. "You see, it all worked out in the end. Didn't it? You got to raise me, after all."
"You're Melody?"
"But if she's Melody that means that she-"
"Shut up dad," Mels scoffed. "I'm focusing on a dress size!" She let out a huge scream as the pain of regeneration let loose, and the energy was expelled outwards. It pushed around the sides of Savannah's shield, splitting around it and the people behind it.
When the light stopped, she was the Melody everyone knew today- River.
"Ooh. Oohh! Let's see then. Oooh, It's all going on down there, isn't it?" She put her hand up to her head and gasped. "The hair. The HAIR! Savannah, does it ever stop?"
"Nope."
"Oh, everything changes! Oh, but I love it. I LOVE it! I feel so...Mature!"
"Act it, Mellie." Savannah grinned and crossed her arms over her chest.
"Hold on. You two hated everything about each other before that...thing happened." Rory was confused.
"EVERYTHING changes." Savannah shrugged. "Until..."
"Hello Benjamin!" River-Melody...Whoever- put her leg up on a fallen chair. The Doctor covered his eyes, then looked at Amy.
"Who's Benjamin?" He whispered.
"The teeth!" She clicked them together. "The teeth. The teeth! Oh look at them!" She ran to the Doctor, shoving Savannah into Rory, and traping the Time Lord against the desk. "Watch out, that bow-tie!" River grinned.
"That happens. MELODY POND-WILLIAMS! Go weigh yourself!" Savannah snapped, tearing the woman off the Doctor and snuggling into his arms. "That's the last time I'll say it!"
"That's...Melody?" Amy said slowly.
"That's River Song." Rory was just as confused as Amy.
"Who's River Song?" Melody popped her head back in.
"Spoilers." Savannah mumbled dryly.
"Spoilers? What spoilers...Hang on. There's something I have to check." She vanished again.
"Is anyone else finding this day a bit difficult?" Rory put his hand up to his head and Savannah rubbed her forhead.
"It was bad enough when I had to deal with River being River. Now I have to deal with River being River, being Melody. Ow, my head." She sighed.
"Yeah, I got that pounding thing too." Rory agreed.
"Yeah, I think that's Hitler in the cupboard." Amy mumbled.
"Oh, that's not helping."
"It's not the River Song we know yet. This is her right at the start."
"She doesn't even know her name yet."
"OH THAT'S MAGNIFICENT!" Melody appeared at the door. "I'm going to wear lot's of jumpers!"
"To Hell with that! Mellie do NOT make me put you in time out God Damn it! And you wonder where she got her mouth." Savannah threw a smirk at the Doctor.
"Ahh, Down to business." Melody aimed a gun at the Doctor.
"What's this, I thought we were getting Married?" The Doctor asked.
"Deals off, remember? Besides, I told you, I'm not a wedding person."
"What is she doing?" Rory asked.
"What she's programed to." The Doctor responded.
"But where did she get the gun?"
"Hello Benjamin." Savannah growled softly.
"You noticed." Melody cooed.
She pulled the trigger. The gun let out a clicking noise, but no bullets fired.
"Of course I noticed. I notice everything, Love." Savannah had emptied the bullets while Mels was becoming Melody.
"As soon as we knew you were coming, we tidied up a bit."
"I know you did."
"I know you know." The Doctor had moved the fruit bowl with the gun so that Melody couldn't get it either. Melody pulled out...A banana.
"Is killing you going to take all day?" Melody asked the Doctor.
"Why? Busy?" Savannah smirked.
"Oh, I'm not complaining." She swiped at the Doctor with a letter opener, but Savannah threw her hand out, and the small knife was telekineticly thrown away.
"If you were in a hurry, you could have killed me in the corn field. Savannah's barriers are mostly for laser blasts and energy deflections. A few bullets could have got us both!"
"Why say that, you idiot." Savannah smacked him upside the head.
"We'd only just met. I'm a psychopath. I'm not RUDE." She grabbed the gun from the fruit bowl and shot at the Doctor. Amy and Rory ducked, but nothing happened. Savannah held up the magazine and rose an eyebrow.
"You are NOT a psychopath! Why would you say that!" Amy came up by the Doctor's shoulder.
"Oh, Mummy, Mummy, pay attention. I was trained and conditioned to kill the Doctor."
"Demon's Run. Remember? This is what they were building. Our own little Psychopath." The Doctor smirked when Melody placed a kiss to his lips. Savannah cleared her throat. "Jealousy's a bad quality, love."
"So's cheating, Doctor." Shvannah sat on the desk and picked at her nails.
"Hey, I'm all yours sweetie,"
"Only River Song get's to call me that." The Doctor told Melody. He ran his fingers along the Savannah's elbow, but she jerked away from him.
"And who's River Song?"
"An old friend of Mine."
"Stupid name," Melody smirked. She turned to the window and gasped. "Look at that! Berlin on the Eve of War! A whole world about to tear itself apart! Now that's my kind of town. Mom, Dad, Anut Savy, don't follw me, and yes that is a warning."
"No warning for me?" The Doctor mocked.
"No need, my Love. The deed is done. And so are you. Sorry to take your man, away, Savy."
The Doctor scoffed and went to take a step forward, but he crumpled.
"Doctor?" Savannah fell to the ground with him, on hand on his back and one on his chest. "What have you done? River!"
"Oh, River, River, River! More than a friend to both of you, I'll say."
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?" The remaining glass in the Windows blew out as Savannah stood, eyes red.
"It was never going to be a gun for him, Savannah. The man of peace. Who enderstands every type of warfire except- perhaps the cruelest. Kiss kiss." Melody blew them a kiss and jumpped out the window.
"What has she done to you?" Rory asked the Doctor as Savannah sank back down to his side. He grabbed hold of her arm and squeezed.
"Poisoned him."
"But I'm okay!"
"No, you're dying!"
"But I've got a plan!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah. Ugh! Not dying! See, fine!"
"Give me the Sonic, you Idiot. Rory, get after her!"
"You said the smoke was deadly!" Amy helped her pull the Doctor up.
"The smoke's fine, the poison will kill him first."
"I don't understand One minute she wants to marry you, the next she wants to kill you! And they don't even think that if you die Savannah will take over!"
"Well, River's been brain washed, it all makes snese to her. Plus...She's a woman!...Oh, shut up, I'm dying! Amy get after River!" He opened the door to the TARDIS, and Savannah slipped in as well, closing the door behind them.