The #1 story that won the poll...WILL COME OUT OF FRIDAY! If you aren't excited about it the plot may drag you in HARD. Enjoy this chapter!
Nya's P.O.V
COLE LOVES ASHLEY! HARD!He was ablet to die his hair pink, wear a pink sweatsuit, and pink sneakers. Kai was laughing along with Jay but Cole was able to push them down the hill into a river made of Yu-Gi- Oh cards. ( I like the 1st Yu-Gi-Oh series with Joey, Tristan, Tea, Yugi, etc)
"What's sparkling on your back?" I asked Cole.
"Since I want to show my love for Ashley, the man at the store helped me put glue on my sweater, add LOTS glitter on it, and this is how it came out!"
Cole turned around and a huge C + A was JUST BLINDING BECAUSE OF ALL OF THE COLORS! Plus the sun REALLY ADDS DRAMATIC EFFECT!
"Y'know I though you were going to be an oaf and by ladies underwear but if Ashley sees all off this she'll probably kiss you for like...I don't know FOREVER WITHOUT TAKING A BREAK!" Caroline said.
"If men had the courage to do that." Lara winked at Kai which made him run to the store Cole was at.
"If they use Cole's idea now wait until the wedding!" Caroline joked. We enjoyed a good laugh...until the sun hit the glitter and made us grunt with pain.
Garmadon's P.O.V
I was sitting on my AWESOME throne with pride, epicness, and sexiness. I was DELIGHTED when I heard that that defective robot and his comrade died!
"You generals done well! After all these fanfics I've been reading, JAY HAS LOST HIS LOVER ZANE!" I laughed.
"Uh...Master Garmadon, Jay LOVES NYA NOT ZANE." All my guards replied.
"WHAT?! WHAT MESSED UP FANFICS HAVE YOU MINIONS READ?!" I screamed.
Jay DOESN'T like Nya nor does he love her! These fanfics are DANGEROUS! I must use my hax0r skills do destroy JayXNya fanfics. Wait. I COULD US MY MEGA WEAPON!
"BRING ME MY WEAPON/STAFF/SCYTHE/SWORD/SURIKENS/NUNCHUCKS!" I commanded.
Those foolish guards came in with the case of my epic weapon in 7 minutes WHAT A RIPOFF! I will punish them for making the coming of epicness (I HAD TO ADD THAT!) ARRIVE LATE! (When Garmadon says this next part imagine the sound that you hear when you get an item from the treasure chest from The Legend Of Zelda)
"Duna nuna duna duna nuna DUNA NUNA DUN NUN NUN NUN!"
My weapon wasn't there. I looked at my minions. Then looked back in the case. Look at my minions. Then back in the case. OVA 9000 TIMES!
"WHERE'S MY WEAPON?! DID ANY OF YOU STEAL IT?!" One of the hypnobrai walked up to my throne.
"Those to maniacs took it." One of them mumbled.
Let me get this straight. My Mega Weapon has been stolen and those foolish ninja JUMPED OF WITH IT AND THEY'RE PROBABLY DEAD SO MY MEGA WEAPON PROBABLY EXPLODED, FELL OF A CLIFF, OR SOMETHING! I'M GONNA EXPLODE!
"Master are you ok?!"
"YOU FOOLS DIDN'T TAKE THE MEGA WEAPON AWAY FROM THEM?"
"No."
"GO FIND THAT WEAPON!"
"But in the rules that you gave us..."
"SCREW THE RULES I HAVE SEXINESS!"
Zane's P.O.V
Did you now that islands can save peoplez from thue dueard?! I DIDN'! Ashley helped me out of the water sence I was droning. I tooked the Mcgee Weepon and dragged it on the island sinve I'mz URPEC!
"Zane. WE HAVE TO GET BACK!" Ashley told me.
"Butt weeve just GOT hear!" I complained.
"Do you want to die?"
"NoZ!"
"I think we could fly back!"
"YOUR A NINJAY!
"If Sensei says I am."
"NINJEE!"
"Zane why are you yelling random stuff?"
"CUPCAKES WITH SASUAGEZ!"
"We're going back."
"I'VE HAVE WANTED TO SEEH THE ANIMALZ AND TIGERZ, AND HITCHHIKERZ, AND MY GOOD LOOKS!"
"Zane. NO ONE IS HERE BUT US!"
"I liek turtellz."
"You're being stubborn."
"HOW DAREZ YOU?!"
"Jamie isn't on this island."
"WE GOTTAZ GOEZ BACKZ! I NO WANT YOU SISTERT TO MARY A HAX0R! NUEVEAY! BRANG MUEAH BURKADJ. PWEASE PUEASE PUEASE PUEASEZ!"
"Are you ok?"
"THIS ISLAND HAZ BO ONE! BUTT HAX0RZ NU NU NU NU NUN NUNUNUNUNUNUNU UNUNUUNNUNUNUHGIERHGIOREHGFO WERR;UTI4OTGREIOGHERIHGIOEIRRE GRGIRUITUEQOPGERGHREIGGUOERH G ERGREGERKGER GUJRGTHQEHTGILWIORTYG54ITY45 8 T854Y6T54TN54T854T43OI5T5396 T89T6U794537T934T7U943T9 0TUY3476TU34 I643FHEFNEIF873QH3IRFYU!"
"CALM YOURSELF!"
" 3.14159265359... I'MA FIREN MEAH LAZARZ!
"Zane I can't go until you put your pants back on."
"BUT IT'S TOO SWEATY!"
"I'll leave you here!"
"I'M ON MY WAY TO COLLEGE BABEAH!"
Kai's P.O.V
Who knew that green IS MY COLOR?! Cole was able to show EVERY DIMENSION THAT HE LOVES ASHLEY WITH THAT GLITTER! So the rest of us decided to the same thing! Since Lara is the ONLY GIRL ON THE BOUNTY THAT WOULDN'T DARE TO PRANK ME but be the sweet angel that she is I'm wearing green! Jay was hugging Nya while Lloyd and Caroline were doing their super complicated but epic handshake. Every time I look at Lloyd I can't help but laugh when I look at Lloyd. HE'S WEARING PURPLE! EVERYTHING WAS PURPLE! Well except his eyes and his skin but his purple hair. PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
"STOP LAUGHING! You're wearing green!" Lloyd snapped at me.
"But green is a color for all genders!"
"So is purple!"
"STOP!", Caroline yelled, "Everyone knows that tough guys wear pink."
All of us looked at Cole and he gave Caroline the annoyed look. Caroline grinned at him and patted him on the back.
"Don't worry. Even though you may be teased by every person we pass. At least you're tough enough to wear pink." Caroline explained.
"Yeah! At least pink looks good on you." I commented.
"Ok now this sounds like a slash fic." Cole said.
"You can't take a nice comment? YOU SIR NEED HELP!" Caroline told Cole.
"We should go into the city since we have cooking to do!" Jay suggested.
"I can do it!" Cole offered.
"YOU'RE CRAZY! If you cook I promise that all the judges will choke, sue you, and die! All these things can happen WAY BEFORE YOU SERVE IT TO THEM!" Caroline complained.
"THAT IS A LIE!"
"YOUR CAKE IT A LIE!"
Since the twins started to argue and fight, Lloyd decided to break them up but failed. HARD. EPICLY HARD. TOO HARD! THE ULTIMATE FAILURE! THE EPICLY ULTIMATE FAILURE...
"Kai. STOP SAYING 'FAILURE'!" Nya slapped me behind the head.
"I was saying that out loud?!" I asked Nya.
"Yep. Pretty much." Jay answered.
"GUYS! Stop arguing! We must work together!" Jeanine said.
"I want to push you off a cliff." I replied to her nonviolent message.
"KAI! We may be going through a city BUT STOP TALKING SMACK!" Sensei demanded.
I looked at the surrounding area and we were in the city. DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNN!
DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNN! This line will never get old. Well its MY OPINION!
What are your favorite lines in this chapter? My favorite are...
YOUR CAKE IS A LIE! - Caroline
SCREW THE RULES! I HAVE SEXINESS! - Lord Garmadon
NINJEE! - Zane
WHAT?! WHAT MESSED UP FANFICS HAVE YOU MINIONS READ?! - Lord Garmadon
Who's your least favorite ninja?
Do you have hacking skills?
BIG NEWS!
I HAVE to do 4 STORIES SINCE 2 STORIES WERE TIED! Fighting Island and A Romantic Getaway! are those 2! Also...ALL OF THEM ARE COMING OUT TOMORROW!
You know when FanFiction changes the the order of the choices? Yeah. I DON'T want my HEAD TO EXPLODE! So yeah! You may read those stories when they come out!
GOODNIGHT!
