Neji waited nervously by the theater. Something was off, very off.

"Something the matter? Or… or you just that anxious for our date?"

Neji blushed and jolted his head towards Gaara.

"It's not a date! And no… there's these guys who followed me here…"

Gaara twitched.

"Where?"

Neji pointed behind him. Gaara cracked his knuckles and began heading towards the one in a black hoodie. Neji noticed and started to panic and clinged onto him as though to weigh him down, which it didn't.

"Gaara don't-!"

Gaara grabbed the man's shoulder and turned him only to stop mid way through a punch.

"…Kankurou?"

It was indeed Kankurou, Gaara's older brother. What the hell was he doing here? Gaara thought slightly annoyed. His brother gave a fake gasp.

"Gaara, you're here too? Gee what a coincidence. I just so happened to of come here with Shikamaru and just got done calling Temari to come over."

Shikamaru blushed.

"You called Temari?"
"Well yeah, who else was I gonna call?" He then smirked devilishly as he took his hand out to shake Neji's. "So, you must be hotline boy."

Neji blushed.

"Stop pretending you didn't know that. You followed him here after all."

"I don't know what you're talking about." Kankurou commented in a tone drowning in sarcasm.

"Why you here?"

Kankurou shrugged his shoulders.

"Heard a rumor that this was thee place for dates."

"… you over heard my friends talking about it didn't you?"

"Yeah…I didn't know Naruto was gay."

"I think he's bi." Neji

"Denial." Shika

"Whatever you call it I don't care. Just get the fuck out of here."

"Uh, no. Even you can't boss your older brother around."

Gaara clinched his fists but said nothing.

"Oh my god so it's true! My little Gaara has a date!"

They both turned around to see a squealing blond dash towards them. Gaara sighed. This was gonna be a looooong day.

"Hi! I'm Temari!" She then took her hand out to shake "And you must be hotline boy!"

"Gah!" Neji blushed franticly as he covered his face with his hands "It's Neji, it's Neji!"

"It's Neji, It's Neji it is!"

Temari giggled. Neji groaned. He was never gonna hear the end of this. She then noticed Shikamaru and smirked.

"You hear for another match?" She commented as she rolled up her sleeve.

"Actually-"

"He's gonna hang out with us today!" Kankurou cheered.

"…oh." She then lowered her arms from her fighting position. Neji glanced back and forth between Shikamaru and Temari, what was going on?

They all bought their tickets and were currently waiting in line for snacks. During the whole time Gaara was glairing at Kankurou.

"Now I get it."

Neji looked up at him confused.

"Get what?"
"When I first met you I was really happy. But, that was also when I first met Shino and something about him prevented me from smiling. Something about him just pissed me off and know I know why."

"Whys that?"

"He's EXACTLY like my brother. Right down to the evil core."

Neji then looked towards Kankurou. True he did manage to set everything up like Shino had done in the past, but Shino was obviously WAY better. …Maybe that's why Gaara hated him even more so then his own brother.

"Alright gang! I got us some snacks! It's movie time!"

They sat in the following order, Shikamaru, Temari, Kankurou, Neji ( to prevent Gaara from strangling his older brother), and Gaara. Neji glanced at Kankurou as he recalled Gaara's words about him and Shino being similar. Neji snorted. He knew Shino for like, forever. He knew there was NO WAY there could be another person alive who could be as evil and deceiving as Shino. NO ONE.

"Oh dear god." Shikamaru twitched as he saw the current preview.

Temari gagged then stood up and yelled "WE DIDN'T LIKE IT THE FIRST TIME YOU MADE IT WHAT MAKES YOU THINK WE WANNA SEE OTHER!?"

People were staring at her, but she didn't care, in fact she didn't give a fuck what others thought about her. Shikamaru smiled. This was one of the traits he liked most about her. If there was one thing he hated in a woman it was self-conscious and being afraid of what others thought of them. Temari ALWAYS spoke what was on her mind. …even if no one wanted to hear about it.

She soon sat down and the movie finally began.

"Ah man that was great!" Neji commented happily as he got up from his seat and stretched. He then glanced at his watch.

"Well it's getting late, guess I should be going home now."

Kankurou's ears twitched. Oh no he didn't. This date wasn't over until HE said so. Kankurou then got up with his soda, pretended to do a little trip and got the soda all over Neji.
"Ah man! I'm so sorry!" He commented as he got a napkin and started to whip off some of the soda. Neji was a little flustered. It took him hours to pick out this outfit and now it was covered in soda! Neji fidgeted with the bottom rim of his shirt, Gaara must of thought he looked silly right now. But Gaara's thoughts were far from thinking about how Neji looked silly. In fact they weren't even about Neji. It was on Kankurou. That damn bastered did that on purpose, he thought to himself, which means…he's CLEARLY up to something.

"I-It's okay r-really."

"No it is not! You don't honestly wanna walk all the way home with soda all over you do you?"

No, no he did not.

"We'll drive you. Where to you live?"

"Uh, up near Tenketsu Street."

They all blinked at him a few times.

"Dude, that's far away."

"I mean, you're literally at the boarder of the school district. Heck I think Mist High is closer than your school."

Neji blushed.

"Yeah well all my friends were going to Hidden Leaf so I convinced my parents to let me go."

Kankurou smirked, this was even better.

"Well then, lets drive you up to our place."

Temari sighed. Since everyone but her had walked that had meant SHE was gonna have to do all the driving.

"Fine, let's go."

"Damn prick set this up too…"

"Oh I doubt it." Neji commented from the bathroom as he started trying on some of Gaara's clothes. "It was a simple mistake. That was all, no schemes, no trickery, just a spill."

"Ch, yeah, that's what he wants you to think."

Neji then came out.

"Look I get that he's you're brother and all, but you can't blame him for everything." He then noticed Gaara was just looking at him and not paying any attention. Neji blushed. "A-are you even lessoning to me?"

"Hm?" Gaara glanced up at him. "Sorry, no. I was distracted."

"…by what?"
Gaara then walked up to him, one hand on the wall and the other tilting up his chin "By you."

He then pulled Neji into a kiss. Neji moaned. This was nice… Gaara then wrapped his arm around Neji's waist and pulled him closer. Neji's then widened and pulled back from the kiss.

"Gaara!" he whispered harshly "Not here!"

"Why?" He commented as he began attacking his neck. "Everyone knows we're a couple, so does it really matter? Besides-" the arm at Neji's waist then moved to group Neji's butt. "If you REALLY didn't want to, you shouldn't of gotten into my pants." Gaara looked down and licked his lips, something about Neji wearing his clothes was turning him on.

Neji blushed.

"Th-that's not my fault! My clothes are in the wash, Kankurou's was too big and- AH!" Gaara had bit Neji's neck at a particular spot. "-God damn it Gaara, are you even paying attention to me!?"

Oh you bet he was, he was most certainly paying attention to that sensitive spot. He then began to abuse it like crazy. Neji began moaning and panting. Shit that spot was sensitive. He then began clamping his legs, but Gaara was gonna have none of that. He then forced his own legs between Neji's and forced them apart. Neji began tearing at the eyes. This felt so good, but at the same time it was so embaressing!

"G-Gaara stop! Someone's gonna see us a-and I-I'm-!"

Gaara then shutted him up with a kiss as he began grinding his leg into Neji's member and ripped open the shirt to start playing with his nipples. Neji was now totally lost in bliss. He couldn't think straight any more and his mind went all fuzzy.

Temari not too far away was filming every ounce of this.

"He's gonna kill you you know."

Shikamaru commented. Temari smirked.

"No he won't, I'm gonna keep this in my secret stash of yaoi. He'll never go looking through there."

Shikamaru merely rolled his eyes.

"Whatever, I'm not particularly into this sort of stuff so I'll be downstairs."

But before he could do so Temari got hold of his leg.

"Don't think you're gonna be able to escape from this. At some point you're gonna have to get used to it."

Shikamaru raised a brow in confusion.

"Why's that?"
"Cause you're going out with a Yaoi fan girl hon." Shikamaru's eyes widened. "Which means you're going to have to deal with reading yaoi fan fics, yaoi cons-" but before she could even finish that sentence Shikamaru pulled her up to him and kissed her. Her eyes widened at first, but then they slowly dropped along with her camera. When it landed with a thud Neji jolted franticly and noticed right away what had happened.

"H-Holly shit, she filmed us!" He screamed as he tried covering his chest with the torn open shirt.

"And may she never live to see the light of day." Gaara then began cracking his knuckles. Temari then pulled away from the kiss and grab hold of Shikamaru's hand.

"RUUUUUUNN!"

And with that Gaara chased after them with Neji not too far behind. While all that was going on however, they had completely neglected the poor camera. …all except-

"This may come in handy."

Kankurou smirked devilishly as he took out the memory and stuffed it in his pocket. Oh yes, VERY handy in deed….

END!