Ebony and Ivory Queens CHAPTER 37

Theme: Slow Down

Lotus Butterfly: I always think it's funny to make these two sick, they'd have no idea what to do about it XD You comment also made me laugh out loud, the two cuddling together when they got the chills only to kick each other off the bed when a bout of fever would come along XD Wow, you must have sanded that race car a lot! XD I'm only taking off the top few layers so I can make the wood another color, I'm not shaping it or anything :3 Thanks for reviewing! *gives cookies*

Asile3762: Okay, I got your message about the pocky game and I'll give it a whirl when I find the right prompt for it :3 I can't make any promises that it'll be soon though, so I hope you'll be patient! :3 Thanks for reviewing! *gives cookies*

SirenaLoreley: I'm glad you liked the chapters-and I'm sorry I messed up the line break! I was suppose to put one before I showed up! XD Thanks for reviewing! *gives cookies*

surrendertome: I'm glad you're all caught up! That must have taken forever! This story is so long! XD I thought the part about the imps was funny too, I had a good time coming up with how the boys would describe them XD Thanks for reviewing! *gives cookies*

HikariNoTenshi-San: OMG! I can't believe the coincidences! First with the squid and seaweed and then with illness XD That's funny. Thanks for reviewing! *gives cookies*

L.K. Heinrich: Yeah, I'm sure Dante being sick has never happened before so they kind of freaked out :3 I'm glad you liked! Thanks for reviewing! *gives cookies*

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Background: established DxN relationship, and Trish and Lady have knowledge of the relationship.

Not much background for this one because I am also submitting this on DA for the DantexNero-Hot-Yaoi-Fan club :3 So it will also be up there as simply 'Slow Down' Enjoy guys!


Nero was not entirely sure why he had even agreed to this at all. He also wasn't sure why Dante had this stuff but maybe it shouldn't have surprised him all that much. After all the older man wore what seemed like chaps and cowboy boots all the time, so why would it be a shock that he had a few cowboy hats? Anyway it made for a cheap costume and they were apparently going to need some, the girls were dead set on taking them out for Halloween to get them out of the shop.

He mussed his hair and looked himself over in the mirror. He was wearing his jeans covered by a pair of brown chaps and his usual boots as well as a casual blue button down shirt, Blue Rose was holstered at his side. He was planning to pull his denim coat over everything and also one of the cowboy hats that Dante had stowed away in his closet. Maybe Dante had once wanted to be a real cowboy?

He couldn't help a chuckle at the thought of Dante trying to wrangle cattle or ride a horse.

"What's so funny?" the older man asked as he poked his head into the bathroom. His appearance hadn't really changed all that much, just a few small differences, like a black buttoned shirt instead of his usual zip up, no gloves, his black cowboy hat and Ebony and Ivory were in holsters under his arms instead of behind his back.

"Cowboy you." he answered, putting a hat on his own head.

"As if you don't look silly yourself." he snorted.

"I don't look silly, I bet you think I look hot. You barely look any different than normal." he grinned sauntering past his partner to go back into the main room and get his trench coat.

"But you think I'm damn sexy normally, so I guess that hasn't changed."

Nero flipped him off with a glowing talon, before shrugging into his denim coat. He tilted his head down with a smirk and placed a hand on Blue Rose. "So, how do I look cowboy?"

"Pretty damn sexy." he drawled taking on a deep southern accent that sent shivers down Nero's spine.

"I didn't know you could talk like that."

"Aw shucks ain't nothin' ya'll can't learn from watchin' as many Westerns as I have." he smirked, stepping closer. Nero backed up as Dante continued his advance.

"Slow down cowboy, the girls are gonna be here in fifteen-unf." the back of his knees hit the couch making him fall back the older man straddling his waist before he could get away, kissing him hard enough to knock the young devil's hat off his head onto the back of the couch. Dante's tongue pushed past his lips inciting their war of who would get their way…Nero didn't try very hard.

"As if I couldn't make you cum in less than fifteen minutes." he continued in the same accented voice when they broke apart for air.

The young man couldn't help a groan from escaping his lips. "You're such a pervert."

"Besides…we got an hour and fifteen before them girls show up."

"H-huh?"

"I lied about what time they was comin.'" he chuckled.

"You just wanted me in this getup."

"Now you're catchin' on." he grinned, nibbling and licking Nero's jaw and neck. Despite his initial resistance Nero felt himself becoming aroused. His lover hastily untucking his shirt and fumbling with a few of the buttons making him pull back. "Damn buttons are troublesome, now I know why I use zippers."

Nero was unperturbed, giving the older man a smirk he deftly unbuckled the belts on Dante's chest, pushing off his coat before he unbuttoned a few of the top buttons and yanked the shirt up and over his head, knocking his hat off in the process.

"See how that works?" he purred, turning to easily unbutton his own shirt.

"Ass." he murmured, pushing Nero's coat off.

"I think that's your favorite thing about me." he stated, lifting his arms compliantly so that Dante could get his shirt off.

"At times." he replied, nipping at his lips before an evil grin crossed his own. He pushed himself back off the couch before grabbing the younger male's arm and turning him so that he was on all fours on the sofa, before Nero could protest or move Dante's chest pressed up against his back. "Now I'm gonna show you how a real cowboy gives a ride." he whispered huskily.

"You are enjoying this way too much." he breathed roughly, gasping softly as the older male unbuckled his pants and shoved them down over his hips.

"Maybe I am, but I think you are too." he purred, one hand snaking up his lover's chest, until his fingers brushed Nero's lips. The young devil, flicked his tongue out, welcoming a few of the digits inside, licking and sucking them slowly, biting down lightly now and then while Dante's other arm went around him, his warm callused hand wrapping around his own dripping member.

Nero moaned softly as the fingers were pulled away from him, his head falling forward as his partner relocated the slick digits to his entrance before pushing two of them inside. Dante continued to stroke him as he was stretched keeping him relaxed until the third finger was added and the bundle of nerves inside him was brushed making him whimper in pleasure.

"Hurry up damn it." he grumbled.

"Sorry darling, I don't think I quite caught that." he drawled, the word 'darling' coming out 'dah-lin' and causing another shiver to slip through the younger male.

"Fuck me already 'cowboy' or I'm going to throw you off."

He chuckled and removed his fingers, the sound of his belt being unbuckled and a zipper whirring following quickly afterwards. Dante spit into his hand before rubbing the saliva over his own length and pressing the slick head against Nero's opening.

The young man's breath hitch, then he growled lowly realizing that his lover was pausing there before pushing his hips back, forcing the older male to start penetrating him. They both moaned at the intrusion, Dante snapping his hips forward as his control cracked, sheathing himself fully in the tight, velvet heat. He picked up a quick rhythm, hitting Nero's sweet spot after only a few thrusts.

The older male leaned back over him, his hand going back around the young devil's dripping shaft as he kissed and bit Nero's neck.

"Ah-Ah! Damn-Goddamn-ah!" he moaned.

Dante licked behind his ear. "Give it to me babe, say my name." he growled, the accent finally dropping from his voice.

"D-ah! Dante!" he mewled before turning his head to attack the older hunter's lips with his own, their tongues wrestling passionately as they continued to fuck on the couch. The broke apart when the need for air became overwhelming. Nero dropped his head forward again gasping raggedly for breath and groaning weakly at the pleasure still wracking his body.

"Da-Dante-I-oh-I'm cl-oh-ose-so close." he panted before feeling Dante sink his teeth into the junction of his neck and shoulder. The small pinch of pain took him over the edge, spilling his seed all over his chest and the couch, while the older man's thrusts turned erratic, his climax following just a few moments later, filling his partner with his own hot juices.

They collapsed together gasping for breath, Dante laying atop his younger lover, still inside him.

Nero weakly shoved at the older man's shoulder. "Dante I can't breathe, get off me."

Dante chuckled and sat up off of him. "Well that was fun, eh kid?"

"Yeah, but we're going to have to clean up and get ready again." he pointed out.

"Slow down kid, we got…" he looked at the clock. "a half hour before the girls show up."

"Ugh." he grunted, picking himself up and going to get ready.


A half hour later both of the 'cowboys' were cleaned up and back in their gear.

"There, looks like nothing happened. Right?" Nero asked, looking at himself and also at Dante.

"Yep, looks good." Dante stated, tilting his head in assent.

The doors opened a few minutes later Lady and Trish striding in in full costume-as soon as Lady saw them she burst out laughing so hard she doubled over a little.

Dante smirked and Nero scowled a little trying to hide the blush on his face.

"What's so funny?"

"Brokeback Mountain much you two?" she answered as Trish lightly started to giggle as well.

"Yeehaw." Dante smirked, giving the kid a wink.


Man, after this I think I have a cowboy fetish…XD I love cowboy hats…and that sexy accent mmmm…XD Anyway, I know it's really early for a Halloween one shot, but like I said it's for the DantexNero-Hot-Yaoi-Fanclub on DA and they're having a Halloween contest, besides, tomorrow is October 1st! Hope you guys liked it! Until next time!

Ja ne!

~Bitbyboth September 30, 2011