"Who would win in a farting contest?" Diancie asked Manaphy as they were at the sunny shore on the northern end of Sunyshore City, watching the waves splash onto the beach as they were floating above the sand. "Dawn, or Ash?"
"...I'm pretty sure Dawn would win." Manaphy responded as she pointed at the two humans nearby. "Case in point."
Ash tried his best to fart loudly with pride, but he just couldn't do it, panting as he shook his head while having his hands on his knees. "I... can't keep up... Dawn is too good..."
"Yes! Bow to the fart queen of Sinnoh!" Dawn proclaimed happily as she farted out a brassy deep pitched tuba toot so strong, it caused the entire city of Sunyshore to lose its sunny view, with it returning to the dawn as Dawn blushed, fanning the air as she apologized. "Ehehehe... sorry!"
"...Does that answer your question for you?'" Manaphy remarked to Diancie.
"Actually... yeah, it does." Diancie admitted while shrugging.
And then Pokemon's Dawn farted again, causing the entire metropolis to be zapped with electricity as it exploded.
"...Welp, I guess I'm gonna have to buy some new underwear!" Dawn laughed as she was still fanning the air, her stomach grumbling as she felt more bassy tuba poots emerge out of her and lifting up her stinky pink skirt.
"Trust me, with the way you smell, that's not the only thing you'll need..." Arceus chuckled as he watched from a distance, keeping the fumes away from him as he was relaxing right by the lighthouse.
Dawn turned around to see if she could spot anyone watching her, with Arceus using his Pokemon God powers to turn invisible as the other legendary Pokemon made a sand castle and hid within in. Dawn murmured as her loud farts turned wet as she glanced back to see that Ash had fainted, gasping as she had her other hand over her mouth while still fanning away her flatulence.
"Oh geeze! I really messed up again..." Dawn said to herself as she tried picking up Ash, but her constant farting quite literally backfired as she pooped herself while doing so, her eyes widened as her already crimson blush got redder. "Good thing there's plenty of bathrooms here..."