Princess looked up at the night sky. He abruptly felt overcome by drowsiness and yawned. He closed his eyes and began softly snoring. Princess was making his way to the country of Rice. He heard there was a criminal organisation there that he could join. Princess didn't know of the horrors that awaited him but quite frankly, he couldn't care less.

Meanwhile

Dan threw up once again and shivered. He had a horrible case of food poisoning from the berries he ate. He moaned loudly and lay on his back. Dan didn't know where he was going but he didn't care. He knew that a sexy man like him would be picked up by some hot ninja girls who would help him. He smiled to himself at the thought of how popular he would be in whatever village he arrived in. Luckily for Dan, his wish came true… sort of.

"Hey, are you alright?" A gruff voice asked.

Dan looked up to see a big burly man looking down at him. Dan stared at him vacantly and shook his head. The man picked Dan up and began walking.

"I'm Sanji by the way." The man said.

"I'm Dan." Dan replied.

"Dan? That's not very Japanese. Where're you from?"

"France."

"Eh? I've never heard of that Village…"

"It's a country."

"I still haven't heard of it."
After walking all night, Sanji and Dan arrived at Sanji's home village. Dan was taken to the hospital and treated for his food poisoning. He emerged an hour later as his usual cocky self.

"Alright! Where am I?" He asked enthusiastically.

"We're from the hidden star village." A man replied.

Dan froze. He had heard stories about this village. It was inescapable because of toxic gas and was one of the lamest villages ever.

"Wha… NOOOOOOO!" Dan screamed.

Dan fell to his knees and began yanking at his hair.

Meanwhile

Team Akuma all triumphantly walked through the forest. Superkella was bravely leading them and cutting down anything that stood in their way with her razor sharp sword. After walking for several hours, Indigo popped the question.

"So where are we going?" She asked casually.

"Where? Oh, well, umm… South." Superkella replied.

"Don't you have a backup hideout?"

"That was group team's hideout and we got kicked out of there too."

"…So you have no idea where we're going…"

"No. We're going to Konoha."

"Why?" Kandy asked.

Superkella turned to face him and pulled a 'don't you know' face.

"The ramen." She stated as if it were obvious.

"Woo! Ramen! Ramen! Ramen!" Vomvom chanted.

It didn't take long for the rest of Team Akuma to join in as the forced their way through the forest.

"Besides, Konoha is, like, the ninja capital. Once we get there, we can go anywhere." Superkella explained.

"Even Disneyland?" Kandy asked hopefully.

"No. Not there."

"We should go and work for Orochimaru." Indigo laughed.

A serious expression fell over Superkella's face. She stared at Indigo bluntly.

"No." She said.

"I was joking." Indigo pointed out.

"Good. Orochimaru's creepy."

Team Akuma all agreed on Orochimaru's creepiness and continued walking.

Meanwhile

Princess awoke the next morning and continued North to Orochimaru's hideout. He didn't know who Orochimaru was yet, though. He assumed whoever was in the country of rice would love to have an ex-akatsuki member in their group. He strutted through the forest proudly, assuming his plan was better than the others. Princess's stomach rumbled. He looked around for some food. He saw a bush covered in bright red berries. He narrowed his eyes and made sure to avoid them at all costs. Instead, he decided to catch some food. He snapped a tree branch off of a tree (:O) and used the twine he had in his weapons pocket to tie a knot around it. He then tied the twine around a tree trunk. He paused for a second. It was at this exact moment that Princess reilised he had no idea what he was doing. He abandoned his trap and pulled a kunai knife out from his pocket and waited for an unsuspecting animal to approach. Sadly, no animals would appear. Princess decided he could go without food for a while and continued heading north.

Meanwhile

Dan sobbed and lay on his back. When he finally looked up, he saw a lot of people glaring at him. He sat up and glared back.
"What?" He asked angrily.

"Are you familiar with Team Akuma?" A woman asked.

Based on the look of disgust and hatred that everyone had when Team Akuma was mentioned, any normal people would figure out not to say you knew them. However, we are talking about Dan.

"Yeah!" He said happily. "They joined my group!... Why are you all looking at me like that?"

"Kill him! He'll destroy our village as well!" A man yelled.

Dan was suddenly stampeded by an entire village of angry ninja. Luckily, Dan's giraffe legs made him a lot faster. What one man could do in three strides, he could do in one. Dan ran as fast as he could with the village close on his tail.

A/N: Written by Chibi-Princess-Hime-Chan (who is very sorry) and will be continued by Dan-Dan-Giraffe-Man-Who-Got-Smashed-By-The-Kidnapped-Girls-In-His-Pedo-Van and then Ethel-Katie-Bitch-Face.