Special Chapter: Honeymoon romance
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Mira: Well here it is the special extra I promised yay.
Shadow: Took you long enough
Mira: hey I was super busy
Shadow: more like super lazy
Mira: That's not true
Shadow: oh yea i forgot, you were too busy drooling over that werewolf guy in that movie Twlight:Eclipes whatever his name is Jerry, Jake, Shaun
Mira: it's Jacob
Shadow: haha see i knew it
Mira: fuck...damn it...you heard nothing -throws smoke bomb and runs away-
Maya: well that was weird
Shadow: yea it was, i didn't even know she had those
Maya: Well anyways heres the special chapter which includes a strip tease from Kakashi. This chapter is deicated to Kakashi Hatake. Naruto Uzumaki
The day Kakashi and Naruto had gotten married they quickly ran off to their honeymoon suite in a five star hotel. Naruto couldn't really see what the hotel was like because Kakashi had dragged him with lightning speed through the lobby and up into their room.
The following day they would be starting their honeymoon in Paris, France but Kakashi couldn't wait to have sex there with Naruto, though he does plan of fucking the little blond every chance he got on every surface he could find and every position. Oh by the time he's done, Naruto won't be able to walk or get out of bed for a month, which means more sex for Kakashi.
Once they got to their rooms, Kakashi quickly latched himself on Naruto, kissing the blond deeply and passionately. Naruto moaned into the kiss and wrapped his arms around Kakashi's neck. Kakashi starting walking towards the bed, backing Naruto up until they both hit the bed and collapsed on it, breaking their kiss. He quickly got rid of his and Naruto's shoes and sock since those always got in the way of the more important things
Kakashi started undoing Naruto's tux, sucking and kissing the blondes neck as he did. He would have loved to see Naruto wearing a white wedding dress but when he mentioned it to the blond he ended up getting a black eye. Oh well, he guessed he could only fantasize Naruto in a dress but he swore to himself that he would make that dream a reality one day, along with adding some sex toys into the relationship. Oh the perverted ideas that flowed into his head, but those would have to wait.
Naruto all but moaned and panted as Kakashi worked on him. His eyes half-opened in lust. Suddenly Kakashi pulled away from Naruto, making the younger whined in disappointment. Kakashi chuckled at that.
He started getting off the blonde and bed and walked over the dresser. Naruto leaned against his elbows looking at Kakashi.
"Kakashi what are you doing?" he whined, wanting Kakashi to finish what he started.
Kakashi looked at his new wife, and smiled. "I think this calls for something a little special" he said
"What do you mean?" Naruto tilt his head in confusing.
"You'll see just sit back and enjoy the show"
Naruto was still confused but decided not to say again.
Kakashi brought out a stereo and hit the play button, music started playing.
DHa-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating but there are several other very important differences between human beings and animals that you should know about
I'd appreciate your input
Kakashi started swinging his hips to the beat of the song and untying his tie then throwing it somewhere on the floor. Kakashi started moving his hand slowly down his chest in a teasing manner. He parting his suit on his way down till it was completely parted showing off his smooth chest.
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
Naruto watched his husband start the strip tease completely enchanted by the scene. Kakashi smiled that he's gotten his little blonde so focus on him. He let the shirt slide off his body and onto the ground.
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
His mask was already long gone since they entered their room. His hands travel up his chest and tweaked his nipples, making the silver haired man moan from the assault. Naruto had his eyes glued to his lover. It started getting hot in the room or was it him? He didn't know but he did take off his shirt to help cool off.
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hash browns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
Kakashi's eyes sparked with mischief as he glides his hands down his taunt stomach to the hem of his pants, putting his thumbs inside the band, teasing Naruto. He took one hand and moved it down to his manhood, fondling it a bit, making him groan and thrust it the hand, wanting more pressure. He could see through his half-open eyes Naruto panting and touching himself. He smirked lightly that he had that kind of effect on the blonde.
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
He stopped fondling himself and popped the button off his pants and slowly pulled down the zipper. Naruto groaned at the slowness, it was painful for him. His cock was already hard and begging to be let out which Naruto was about to but his hand was caught by Kakashi.
"Ah-ah-ah my kitsune, you're not allowed to touch yourself you naughty" Kakashi said huskily. His tie was in his hand and he quickly bond Naruto wrist together and use Naruto's tie to help tie him to the headboard of the bed. Naruto groaned at not being able to touch himself, he looked at his lover, panting and his eyes pleading but Kakashi just smirked and went back to his show.
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
He swung his hips again to the beat, slowly slipping his pants off before stepping out of them. All that was left was his boxers which Kakashi was going to take off slowly but not before teasing his sweet little lover.
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
He started playing with himself through his boxers, moaned and thrusting his hips in his hand. He applied more pressure and started pulling his boxers down slowly. He pulled them all the way down so now he was only in his birthday suit. Kakashi started stroking himself with one hand while the other went to play with one of his nipples. He moaned and grunted by the two pleasures. He could see Naruto moaning as the blonde watched and panted harshly. A little bit of drool dripped down the blonde's mouth and his eyes glazed over. He tried rubbing himself with his legs but it was nothing like what his hand could do. He whined at that.
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"
Kakashi jerked himself harder and faster, his hips thrusting into the hand. He could feel his orgasm coming closer but he didn't want to come yet, no he wanted to come inside his lover. This night was a special night, not only did they got married but this was also the first time they would have sex since they broke up all those years again. So he grabbed the base of his cock to stop himself from cumming. He groaned that he was denied his pleasure but knows it was for a good cause.
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
He slowly walked over to his lover, making sure to swing his hips slightly and showing his proud, standing cock ready for attention. Naruto watched and couldn't help but lick his lips and pant like a wanton whore, spreading his legs.
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
Kakashi grinned as he got onto the bed and crawled over to his kitsune. He looked at the blonde before giving him a mind-blowing kiss which Naruto happily kissed back. Their tongues battle but Kakashi won. He detached his lips from the sweet tasting one and latched his to his lover's neck. He sucked and lapped Naruto's neck, making the blonde moaned loudly.
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
He ventured lower on the blonde, kissing and sucking down his chest and lapping up his navel. He went down till he got to the hem of Naruto's pants and slowly pushed them down, along with his boxers. Naruto groaned and thrust his hips as if telling the silver haired man to go faster. Kakashi chuckled at his lover's impatience.
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
He quickly tossed the pants and boxers away from them and faintly heard the items fall to the ground. He grabbed a hold of Naruto's dick, making the blonde groan and started slowly stroking the harden flesh.
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
The music started slowly fainting away as the song died out but the two were too far to notice it. Kakashi gave Naruto's dick a few hard, quick strokes before taking the flesh into his mouth and sucking on it.
Naruto moaned loudly and panted. "Ka-Kashi" he groaned out.
Kakashi smiled around his lovers cock and bobbed his head up and down. Naruto went to thrust his hips up but Kakashi held them in place so he wouldn't choke. He swallowed Naruto's cock making him moaned and tries to buck. Kakashi increased his speed, knowing that the blonde was close.
"KAKASHI!" Naruto yelled out as he came into his lover's mouth. Kakashi swallow the sweet essence that is Naruto. He removed his mouth and licked his lips seductively.
"Kashi" Naruto whispered looking at the man, his eyes pleading for more.
As if Kakashi understood, he went and grabbed some lube that was oh so conveniently sitting on the nightstand and pour some into his palm. He rubbed it, getting the lube warmed up before he went to his lover and gently probed the puckered hole. Naruto whined and pushed his hips onto the finger, trying to get it inside on him. Kakashi added pressure pushing the finger inside.
Naruto groaned at the feeling, it was still a bit uncomfortable but he still wanted more. Kakashi couldn't believe how tight Naruto stayed; he couldn't wait to pound into the tight heat. He quickly added a second finger, moving it around and scissoring it. Soon two became three then four. Naruto groaned in discomfort, it's been awhile since he had sex especially with Kakashi's size. Gaara was close but Kakashi was still longer and thicker.
Once Kakashi believed Naruto to be prepared enough, he quickly lathered his cock with some lube and gave a few jerks. He guided his cock to Naruto's entrance and pushed in.
Both groaned when Kakashi pushed in, Naruto out of pain and pleasure and Kakashi out of pleasure from the tight heat. Once Kakashi was seating to the hilt, he waited till Naruto adjusted.
He didn't have to wait long before Naruto pushed back onto him; Kakashi got the idea and pulled out till just the head was inside before slamming back into him.
Naruto bucked backwards into Kakashi's thrust, getting double the pleasure. Kakashi keep thrusting into Naruto, no words had to be spoken. Kakashi knew when to thrust faster or harder into the blonde.
He pinched the blonde's nipples and sucked on his neck, once he marked his lover enough, he went to kiss the blonde.
He thrust harder and faster into the blonde at an incredible speed. He could tell they were both close. He quickly grabbed Naruto's cock and pumped it with his thrust, wanting them both to come at the same time.
"Ka-Kashi" Naruto whined; beads of sweat covered his body.
"To-together now Naruto" Kakashi grunted as he thrust and jerk the blonde. A few more thrust and they both came, calling each others name.
Once the climax was over, Kakashi fell to the side of Naruto.
"T-that was awesome" Naruto panted out.
"Yea" Kakashi agreed. He looked at the blonde and kissed him deeply, Naruto kissed back. Once Kakashi pulled back he had an evil look on his face. Naruto was scared of the look.
"But if you think it's over you are mistaken Naruto. I have you back and I don't plan on letting go" Kakashi told the poor innocent blonde before pouncing on him.
That poor blonde should've known better and suffered major ass pain. Kakashi fucked him on every possible surface, including standing up, in every position possible. The blonde hardly got any sleep before they had to leave the hotel to catch their plane to Paris. The kitsune thought he would have some rest on the plan but that was proven wrong when Kakashi decided to have sex with him in the bathroom.
But the true victims here were the people who heard the two going at it, mainly the small blonde, and having to deal with the nosebleeds and major hard-on's with no way to get rid of.
Maya: Well Mira's still gone, who knows where she is
Shadow: Maybe she's staring at a picture of that Jacob guy
Maya: She's not like that, shes just thinks he's hott. She's not like those crazy fans who are extremely obessive with them
Shadow: -shivers- those girls are crazy
Maya: true but so are all fan girls including yaoi-fangirls
Shadow: ooh those are the worst kind
Maya: yea and Mira's one of them
Shadow: oh yea crap i forgot
Mira: Yea so don't mess with us yaoi-fangirls -holds ax in hand-
Shadow: -pulls out sword and attacks-
Maya: -stares- -.- wow...they're both insane, wonder who will win this time -shakes head- anyway that's the end of this story, updates for 'Why does this always happens to me?' will start next week. So be on the lookout. Remember to review