Chapter 37. After this, seven more chapters! I'm so close to being done!

AN: OK EVRYBODY IM GONG ON VOCATION ON DA FRIST OF JULY GOOD FOR YOU! SO IM EEDER GONNA END DA FIK OR UPDAT IT IN WEEX. End it! End it! End it! fangz!1 oh yah nd prepz stop flaming sa story!11 'Cause it wouldn't be a proper author's note without Tara telling us reviewers-who-are-obviously-preps to stop flaming the story. Even though it is pretty much pointless. raven fangz 4 da help c ya gurl afta vocation!11

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DARKO'S PONT OF VIEW LOL How is that funny, exactly? Well, at least she let us know that there was a POV switch. Last time she didn't...

Vampire and I chaind Hairgrid 2 da floor.

"Oh mi fucking satan!11" Enoby said. She wuz so hot. Good for her! We readers REALLY don't care!"Maybe I cud uze Amnesia potion 2 make Satan foll in love wif me faster!1" And how does using a potion to give someone amnesia make them fall in love with you faster?

"But u r so sexy and wonderful aneway Tata Who?," said Vampire. "Why would u need it?"

"To make everyfing go faster lol. What's with all the lols?" said Enoby.

"But you wont have to do it wif him or anyfing, will u?" I asked jelosly. Even if she doesn't NEED to, she'll probably WANT to. Your girlfriend's a slut, remember? You're the one who's dating "Enoby", not me, so you should know this already.

"OMFG u guyz r so scary!11" said Britney, a fucking prep.

"Shut the fuk up!1" said Willow. And the whole point behind that little exchange was...?

"Ok well anyway lets go 2 Profesor Trevolry's room."

Draco, Ebory and I went to Profesor Siniater's room. But Profesor Sinister wasn't there. Instead Tom Rid was. What's Riddle doing here?

Oh hi fuckers he said. Lizzen, I got u sum kewl new clovez.

I took out da cloves from da bag. It was a More clothing descriptions! Brace yourselves, guys, and take a drink! goffik blak leather miniskirt that said '666' on da bak, black stilton bootz, blood red fishnetz and a blak corset.

"OMG fangz!" I said hugging him in a gothic way. I wonder what a gothic hug looks like. I didn't realize it was any different from a normal person hug... I took da clothes in da bag.

"OK Profesor Sinister isnt hr what the fuk should we do?" asked Draco. Umm, you could leave? Suddenly he loked at a sign on da blak wall. That he didn't notice until now, the ridiculous dimwit!

"Oh my fuking satan!1" I screamed as I read it. On it said Evry1 Profesor Sinister is away. She is too gottik she is in Azkhabian now. You mean, she's in Azkaban because she's too much like Ebony? Sounds legit. Classes shal be taught by Dubledork But Dumbles is Headmaster. He doesn't actually teach the classes when he's busy running the entire school. who is bak but he shall not be principal Headmaster, not principal. There's a difference... I think. 4 now. Sincerely Profesor Rumbridge.

"OMFG!111" I shoted arngrily. "How could they do that!11"

Suddenly Dumblydore came.

"WHAT DA HELL R U DONG IN MY OFICE!1" he began to shoot angrily. Did he shoot Ebony yet? Sudwenly I saw Morty Mcfly's blak tim machine!111 The DeLorean? I jumped seductivly in2 it leaving Draco and Vampire. Sudenly I wuz back in tim!11 Tim REALLY doesn't want you inside him, Ebony. I looked around. It was…Profesor Slutborn's Heh, Slutborn! *giggles immaturely* efface! Efface: to rub or wipe out; erase. Makes absolutely no sense in this context, but then again, this is Tara we're talking about. I sneaked around. Suddenly I saw da Amnesia potion on his desk. It wuz blak wif blood-red pentagramz in it. It was the shape of a cross. I put it in my poket. Suddenly da door opened it wuz…..Profesor Slutgorn!11

OMG wut r u doing fuker he shooted Maybe he'll finally aim right and actually kill Ebony this time. angrily I don't kno wut da fuk r u DOING I SHOUTED ANGRILY. Well, this IS his classroom, so doesn't he have the right to be here for whatever reason he's here? And how is it any of your business, hmm, Ebony?

"Oh sorry I wuz just looking around koz I thought it wuz class." you said finally hoping he couldn't c da potion in ur pocket. Whoa, suddenly we switched to second person! And with no warnings at all, of course!

"Oh ok u can go now." said Profesor Slutborn. Really? That didn't seem suspicious to you in the slightest?

You went to the conmen room after putting on my clothes. Why the hell would I be putting on your clothes, Ebony? I don't dress like a goffick slut like you do! And no, that doesn't automatically make me a prep. Or a poser.Silas, Samaro and Snap were there practicing Vampirez will Never Hurt U by MCR. Wait, that's an actual song? o.o I had no idea... though in my defense, I don't really listen to MCR. The only song I'm familiar with is Welcome to the Black Parade.

"Oh hi you guys." I said seductively. Ebony's trying to seduce more guys? And she claims she's not a slut! "Wheres Satan?"

"Oh he's cumming." said Serious. Honestly, I could do without knowing that "Satan" was masturbating somewhere, thank you very much. "BTW u can kall me Hades now." No! He's Sirius Black! Not Hades! Suddenly Satan came. He was wearing a smexxy blak leather Jackson, blak congres shoes, a Slipnot t-shirt and a blak tie.

"Ok I will see you guyz at da concert." I said Exactly how many concerts are there in this story? and then I went with Satan.