Chapter 36 – Sig's House of Girls

Sig's POV

"*sigh* Seriously, Arle?"

"Please, Sig? For your girlfriend? This will really mean a lot."

"Yeah, but…"

After texting me earlier that she would be late, Arle finally came home…with that weird maid Kikimora from earlier and another girl puffy twin-tailed red hair, pointy ears, and the large staff attached to her back.

What am I getting myself into?

"I don't get it. What's happening?" Chu asked.

"Arle's asking if her two friends could move in with us."

"Oh…"

…

"Then why don't you let them, Shigu?"

"Chu. It's not that easy."

"Oh, come on, Pillow. Isn't it every boy's dream to have a harem full of sexy hot girls?" Peruvis asked me.

"Okay one, quit calling me Pillow. And two, I don't want a harem."

"What's a harem?" Arle and her two friends asked.

"N-Nothing important." There was no way I was going to explain THAT to them. Especially my girlfriend.

"Oh, come on, Sig. Weren't you impressed that day I cleaned your house the first time we met?" Kikimora asked.

"Well…yeah. It was pretty impressive."

She went a bit overboard in some areas, but it was still impressive.

"Then if you let me stay, I'll make it that clean every day. Wouldn't that be great?"

"Yeah, I guess. But every day isn't really necessary."

"And I…well…I may not be good at cleaning…or cooking…or other things women tend to do. But I can easily provide you with unlimited magic." The other girl said.

"Um…I don't need unlimited magic. I'm a demon."

"Whoa…Arle, your boyfriend's a demon?"

"I know, right? It was pretty cool when he told me." Arle said with a smile.

"What was your name again?" I asked.

"Oh, right. My name is Chico. No last name. And I'm Arle's childhood friend."

"I see…"

"So. This is why I'm asking. So, can they stay? Please, Sig?" Arle asked. Pretty much begging at this point.

"Let them stay, Shigu." Chu said.

"They seem nice. Also sexy. But mostly nice." Peruvis said.

"*giggle* Thanks, girl." Kikimora took a liking to the compliment while Arle and Chico grew a sweatdrop.

…

…

"*sigh* Alright, fine. They can stay." I finally gave in.

"Yay!" Arle cheered as she hugged me tightly in glee. "Thanks a bunch, Sig! you're the best boyfriend ever!"

"This is going to be the best harem ever." Peruvis said.

"Will you shut up about the harem thing?!" I yelled at her.

"Oh, that reminds me. I gotta go tell Dragon. He'll be so happy that we have a place to call home." Chico said.

"Pl-Please tell me Dragon is a weird name she gave a dog." I said to Arle.

"Nope. Dragon is an actual dragon."

"Whoa." Chu and Peruvis were amazed.

"Why?" I whined.

"Don't worry. He's really nice. He won't burn you to a crisp or anything."

"That doesn't ease up my worries, Arle."

"Well, I got used to the snake. So now it's your turn."

"Hey. Leave Venom out of it." Chu said.

"Wait, did she just say…Venom?" Kikimora asked.

"Venom the Snake?" Chico asked.

"Yeah. What else would you name a snake?"

"Anything but Venom, Chu."

"Well, it's more creative than Dragon the Dragon."

"H-Hey! It's cute, okay?! Lay off!"

"So you brought Dragon with you?" Kikimora asked.

"Yep. He's waiting outside."

He was here the whole time?!

"Come on, Sig. Let's go see him." Arle said as she started pulling on my arm.

"*sigh* Like I have a choice in the matter." I said.

So I went outside with the girls to meet Chico's pet dragon…named Dragon.

Chu's right. The name does sound lazy.

What I was expecting was to be terrified by a ginormous dragon that was triple the size of my house.

What I saw was…completely different.

For one, he was just about the same size as Feli's dog Baldanders. Other details include his big blue eyes and tiny wings and spikes on his back. He also had while claws and horns. And was wearing a big blue collar with a bell on it.

Basically, what I'm trying to say is…

"He's actually kinda cute."

"Right?" Chico said. "You were worried about nothing. Dragon's completely nice. Isn't that right, boy?"

"Gao!"

"Ooh! He's so cute! I wonder if he and Venom can be friends." Chu said.

"Chu, please don't…"

"I'll be back!" Chu ran back inside the house (completely ignoring Arle and Peruvis) to fetch her pet snake.

"*sigh* Goddamnit." Both girls said.

"Well. This should be fine. Right, Sig? Arle asked me.

"Yeah. I guess. It's going to be a little cramped. But I'm sure it'll be fun."

"See? I told you."

"You've got nothing to worry about." Kikimora said.

"We'll all live like one big family." Chico said.

All three girls then started giggling as they each grew smiles on their faces.

"I-I see…" Was all I was able to say while blushing a little.

"WOOP! WOOP! HAREM ALERT! HAREM ALERT! WOOP! WOOP! WOOP! WOOP!"

"Shut up, Peruvis!" I yelled at her. Which made her laugh at me.

"I'm back!" Chu said as she came out of the house with Venom around her neck.

"*shriek* Ch-Chu!" Arle screamed as she hid behind my back.

"Oh, yeah. Arle has a fear of snakes." Kikimora said.

"I-It's not a fear! I-I just don't like them! That's all!"

"That's the exact same thing." Phoenix said.

"Sh-Shut up!"

"Hey, Dragon. This is Venom. You guys will be friends, wouldn't you?" Chu asked.

Venom and Dragon stared at each other for a little bit. Then Venom unwrapped himself from Chu's neck and slithered back inside. Not showing any amount of care in the world.

"Gao?"

"Yeah, I don't think he's interested, Chu." Peruvis said.

"*whine* Venom! Quit being stubborn!"

"Well, snakes do prefer being alone. I can't blame him." Chico said.

"*sigh* Whatever. So what's for dinner, Shigu?"

"Uh…I don't know. I gotta think about what to cook."

"Ooh. A man who can cook." Kikimora said. "Now I really wish Arle was alone and single."

"W-Wait! What the hell is that supposed to mean?!" Arle yelled.

"What? I'm just saying. Sig's a really cute boy right, Chico?"

"Wh-Why are you bring me into this?" Chico asked.

"Just answer the question. Sig's cute, ain't he?"

…

…

"W-Well…h-he ain't ugly." Chico said with a blushed face.

"Gee, thanks." I said in a somewhat insulted tone.

"See?" Kikimora gloated. "So, Sig. Want more than one girlfriend?"

"Wh-What?!"

"WOOP! WOOP! WOOP! WOOP!"

"I am going to punch you!" I yelled at Peruvis again.

"C-Cut it out, Kikimora!" Arle yelled. "Sig doesn't need more than one girlfriend! He has me, right?"

"Yes, Arle. I only want you."

"*giggle* Thanks, Sig." She then gave me a kiss on my cheek. And then hugged me for a little bit.

"Damn. And just when I was close, too. You sure you won't do a threesome?" Kikimora asked.

"Girl, just give it up already." Chico said.

"Fine, fine. So when do we eat?"

"Again. I have to think about it." I then went silent for a bit. "Eh. Probably curry."

"Curry!" Arle cheered.

"Curry…" The other four girls whined.

"Hey, it's the only thing that came to mind. Do you want to eat or not?"

"*sigh* Fine. I'll eat it." Peruvis said. With the other three agreeing.

"Good. Now can we go inside now? It's hot as hell out here."

"Okay." Everyone said.

"And so. Sig and his new harem of girls went inside his cramped up pimp house to perform multiple acts of…"

*POW*

"Ow!"

"You just never listen, do you?" I said after punching Peruvis in the head.

"Oh, lighten up. It was just a joke."

"When did you become such a perverted idiot?"

"You should know. We are childhood friends, right?"

"*sigh* Yeah, I guess."

The atmosphere around us then went dead silent as we both looked at, then looked away, then looked back at each other.

"H-Hey, Sig. A-Are you…ever going to tell her?" Peruvis asked.

"What, you mean…that?"

"Y-Yeah. That."

…

…

"Honestly…I really don't want to."

"Scared?"

"Yeah. I don't know how she would take it."

"Yeah. Same for me with Ringo."

"I see."

We both sighed in depression as the thought of our secret came back into our minds.

"Hey! Guys! Are you coming in or what?!" Arle said from inside the house.

"W-Well…let's not think about it right now." Peruvis said.

"Yeah."

"Right now, I wanna eat some curry with your brand-new harem. *giggle*"

"Drop the harem thing already!"

"Alright, fine. I'm done. I won't bring it up again."

"Yeah, you will."

"You know me so well, Sig."

"Yeah. And every day, I question if that was a mistake."

"Y-You don't mean that, do you?"

…

…

"Well…"

"Sig, don't screw with me. Even if you're a demon, I can still kick your ass."

"Relax. It was just a joke. Now you know how I feel."

"Hmph. Jerk." Peruvis pouted like a child.

"Sig! Curry!" Arle was basically whining at this point.

"I better go make dinner."

"I'm gonna go change first then meet you guys over there. God, this shirt hurts my titties."

"*sigh* Seriously?" I said while facepalming.

"Why are you uncomfortable? You already saw them."

"Th-That was an accident and you know it!" I yelled with a huge blush on my face.

"Yeah, sure. Whatever you say, Sig. *giggle*" Peruvis then got up and started heading for her house.

"I-It was, damnit!"

"*giggle* Okay, Sig."

"LISTEN TO ME!"

"Sig! Hurry, hurry!" Arle whined from the front door.

"Arle, please come down. It's just Curry." Chico said.

"Hey, Arle. Think you're gonna get some meat after this? Fufufufu!" Kikimora asked.

"Wh-What are you implying?!"

"Oh, nothing. But I'm sure your boyfriend knows. Right, Sig?"

"I refuse to answer the question."

"What?! Aw, come on!"

"Shigu. I think Venom got loose again." Chu said.

"Wh-What?! NonononononononononononononoNOOOOOOO!" Arle began to panic.

"Calm down, Aruru. I'll find him…eventually."

"*whine*"

"Hey, Sig." Chico said. "Do you think you can make a separate pot just for Dragon? He eats a lot."

"Gao!"

"*sigh* Sure, Chico." I said as I finally started making my way back inside the house. Gaining a huge headache in the process.

Ugh. This is my new life now, isn't it?

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Seriously. The harem thing is not staying. It was just a joke. Mainly to make fun of Sig for having 4 girls (5, counting Peruvis) always in his house. I'm going to stop now before it goes too far.

So, here's the thing. There's going to be two more chapters after this. Then it's this story's finale. Most likely a 3-parter. I want to have this story complete before I merge the series together. It's less than the 50-chapter limit/goal I had placed. But at least it's currently longer than Tsu.

Thanks for reading. Later.