Hello ladies and gentlemen! The Twinkie search will have to be on hold for a chapter, because I just realized it's Halloween! (It's Halloween today where I live…) And I need the Flock and other random people trick or treating. Thank you all for reviewing! I wasn't able to get on and see who reviewed, so I thank you 3 folds once I write again. Iggy: DO DU DON DU DON DO DU DO DOOO DO BATMAN! Me: I'm being a freakin cannibal for Halloween! I can eat Batman for breakfast…literally. Iggy: 0_o Slightly disturbing, but coming from anyone but you I would be concerned. Me: GOOD! Now give me my flippin' disclaimer before I eat your brain with some nice soup! Iggy: Uhh, she doesn't own! Thank god too, I need my brain. Me: Why? You don't use it! HAHAHAHA! Iggy: WHA- Me: HERE'S THE CHAPTER! *Iggy mumbles angrily.*
Flock Madness Flight or Fright Max POV
"Hey, Max." Gazzy called from the living room. "Can we take a walk?"
Why the heck would someone want to take a walk at 7 at night…exempting the nightly romantic walks on the beach, or sleep over's, or other romantic things with your lover….OK I'm seriously getting off track here. Since when have I been thinking about love…
*Flashback* "MAX I LOVE YOU!" Fang screams with arms open wide. *End of Flashback*
Ooooh, so that's why my mind has been off track. Back to the present here.
"Umm, why?" I asked, still slight perplexed. (Big word there son. Understand?)
"Cuzz it's nice out." Touché.
"Fine, we'll go!" I shouted. "Get the rest of the flock ready then!" If I have to suffer, then all of us suffer.
12 MINUTES AND 12.4444444444444444445 SECONDS LATER.
"We're ready!" Iggy proclaimed, dressed in a…Batman costume? Whaaaa'?
(A/N…haha, ohh Batman…cannibal gonna get ya)
"What's with the creepy outfit." I asked. Iggy smiled evilly, but wiped the smile off his face.
"If I'm gonna be walking, then I'm walking in style." I could already hear the theme music buzzing in my head.
Gazzy jumped out, out of no where wearing a Robin costume. Ha, loser. He has to be a sidekick. Angel and Nudge came out in princess costumes. What the heck is wrong with my family? Thank god I'm not actually related to them, then I might not get the disease that's going around. Fang walked out looking normal. Well, as normal as an emo, goth birdkid can get.
"Why are they being weird?" I asked Fang.
"Weirder?" He smirked. I nodded, he shrugged, and I almost blew up.
"Ooooook," I made the word longer than needed. "let's walk?" The kids, plus Iggy, cheered.
We made our way around the neighborhood. More people seemed to outside than necessary, which creeped me out. No one was outside in these times! Everyone sat inside eating their fat foods and watching Jersey Shore! What the heck.
"BOO!" A wolf guy popped out in front of me.
You can guess what happened. All I remembered was me shouting 'ERASER!', Nudge screaming to calm down, the wolf guy screaming in a high pitched voice, and me…kicking the living daylights out of whoever this was.
After about a few seconds of menacing punches, the Flock was able to sedate me. Sedate meaning giving me a chocolate chip cookie to calm the senses. They helped up the Eraser…wait what?
"Why are you helping it up?" I screeched. The wolf guy groaned and pulled off his mask. WAIT MASK?
"Ugh, Happy Halloween you jerk!" The kid ran away crying.
"WHAT THE F-"
-and a little bit of magic, all your dreams can come true!" Rainbow the Magically Bunny sung. Toot did a happy dance in the corner and asked for pie. "NO!" Rainbow screamed. "IT'S MY PIE!" He screamed and ran away, leaving Toot…tootless.
"It's called Halloween Max." Angel said carefully, as if I would blow up again.
"is that why you guys are dressed up?" I asked. They all nodded, except Fang and Iggy.
Wait, where is the blind freak? Iggy walked up holding a shirt filled with candy, which is very bad for a birdkid. Sugar like that will…destroy this neighborhood. Destroy I tell you. I walked up to Iggy, making sure my steps were quiet. He stopped and looked around.
"AHHHHHH!" I screamed in his face.
"EKKKKKKKKKKK!" Iggy screeched like a girl, his candy flying every.
I then made a split decision, to steal his candy and run away, and I did just that.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! REVIEW PLEASE! Quotes during chapter: "Haha, ween…sounds like wiener." "Gosh, my town is soooo gay. Why is Halloween today!" "FREAKIN INTERNET KEEPS SHUTTING OFF!" *pounds at computer mercilessly*