(From Kiki4ever)
Brother,
Are you happy now? I called you brother! Sheesh. And yes, I am somewhat nice to people (in a mean way) but I'm especially mean to you. Have you ever wondered why I rebelled? It was because you were like, way too controlling (now I'm talking like Poland). But, I may consider letting by gones be by gones. But...I must mull it over.
This. This is exactly you will end up in jail, frère, for saying creepy comments like this. Though sadly, I think you are right.
NO, I do not remember and I hope I never do *shudder* And I heard Russia is hairy...I like my men smooth like Alfred thank you very much...NOT SAYING I LIKE HIM, JEEZ.
Fine...I will say it in French:
(in ultimate moe moe kawaii desu voice)
je t'aime, frère aîné
Okay, That broke my brain and spirit...just a little bit. My creole is sexy and simple! JUST LIKE ME :P
YES. YES IT SHOULD. RUSSIA+HAITI=NO OKAY NO (AN: But I totally ship this couple for teh lulz XD)
But for the record, Prussia is zanmi mwen (my friend) so suck on that!
I just read that you like Seychelles now...
Frere, eww...
SHE'S LIKE MY SISTER AND YOUR DAUGHTER. THIS WHY I NEVER TALK TO YOU D8
is now permanently scarred and freaked,
Stephanie Jean-Baptiste Louventure-Nation of Haiti
P.S: I heard people threatened your Effiel Tower but it was a false alarm. Mon Dieu, you gave me a heart attack :(
...I REFUSE FRENCH LESSONS. MWEN REFIZE LESON, PAPA
MWEN RE FI ZE!
Salut, Stephanie!
Ah, I wish I had a nickname for you, as you have started calling me frère. What would you like? How about sexy feet?
Aw, mon cherie, I was only worrying over you because you were too cute and I didn't want anything to happen you. Could you not see how much I loved you? Then, I had my hands tied with the French-Indian War, when I lost little Canada to that eyebrows bastard. I do apologize for hurting you, petite Haiti. :( Will you forgive me?
Haha, I could never end up in jail. I've already charmed the English police officers and if I could woo THEM, then I have no trouble with the rest of the world!
That was not very nice. Surely someone has told you your manners and not to judge a person based on what you heard.
And… How do you know that Alfred is smooth? Ohoho, this is good news, I shall tell Angleterre. ;D
Awww, je t'aime aussi, mon petite Haiti. But I am sure you already knew that. ;)
Oh, did you know that Ivan has already set you up on a date with Alfred? If you are going out to dinner, I'll happily be your waiter/chef so I can see how you two are getting along and when the first baby will come. :D
Oui, Prussia seems to be popular with everyone, but I do believe I met him first and see him everyday, so I think that means I'm closer to him than you ever will be. But, who knows? Maybe you'll learn the ways of l'amour and start to become a nice person to me and the rest of the world.
I would glady suck on "that". But, Japan told me I was always "seme" so that would ruin the entire thing. ;)
Non, I met her on an island and noticed she was in need of l'amour so I ran up to her and-
Well, I am sure you do not need details.
Avec beaucoup l'amour,
Francis Bonnefoy
P.S. Oui, some people actually wanted to hurt me! C'est trés mal! Non, you do not need French lessons. Your français is actually quite good, despite mauling it with your new language. Now we just need a class for you to speak it willingly. :D
P.P.S ... I just realized that I said I would never insult you again after you said you loved me... Oh well! :D
Translations:
Salut: Hello
Frère: Brother
Mon cherie: My dear
Je t'aime aussi: I love you also.
C'est trés mal: It's very bad.
Avec beaucoup l'amour: With much love
I love you, whoever writes as Haiti. XD
Did anyone else think Francis just updated his level of pervertedness? Non? Je suis fou...
~S*L~