Chapter 37

Jason's Penthouse

"Come on buddy, lets escape while we can" Jason declared as he swung Cameron up in to his arms smiling as the little boy giggled, and he turned to head out the door at pace.

"Hold it right there buster" Elizabeth warned as Jason and Cam slowly turned to face her, hands on her hips with a mock glare on her face. "Where are you two going?"

"Now you know Cam, Milo and I are going out for pizza. I thought I'd pay for the catering for your party at the same time. All you have to do is get ready." Jason told her with a smirk as Cam covered his mouth to hold the giggles in.

"Uh ah" she shook her head "Not without my kiss and see you later" she reprimanded as she walked towards them, reaching up to kiss Cam first and then turned to tease Jason's lips with her own, swiping her tongue gently across his bottom lip.

'mmmmm' Jason murmured in appreciation parting his lips as she moved away with a smirk leaving him suspended and slightly stooped towards her "ohhh" he murmured in slight disappointment.

"See you later Cam." she told him cheerily as she turned to walk up the Penthouse stairs, her hips swaying for Jason's benefit "you too Jason" she tossed over her shoulder. Jason watched her progression up the stairs until she was out of sight, taking a deep shuddering breath.

"You funny Jaysun" Cam patted his cheek to get his attention.

"I know" he agreed shaking himself out of his trance and blinking his eyes to dispel the image of Elizabeth's neat backside swaying back and forth. "But your mum is the best right?"

"Yeah"

"Come on Milo" Jason yelled as he opened the door.

"Coming" replied Milo as he appeared through the kitchen doors.

Jason nodded at Tommy "You want us to bring you back pizza?"

"Nah it's okay Mr Morgan Elizabeth is getting my favorite pasta for me" he blushed "she said I deserved it because of all the women I may have to handle tonight"

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Jason's Penthouse that night - The party, in full swing

Jason was in hell. Pure evil girlie talk induced hell, and he'd sworn to himself over and over that Elizabeth would pay later when he got her alone. Things had started out fine, he'd arrived home from pizza with Cam and Milo to find his Penthouse full of women. He'd greeted his grandmother, mother, sister and wife with a kiss and excused himself to take Cam upstairs to bed. By the time he'd returned, after reading Cam two stories and tucking him in to bed, the party was in full swing. He sauntered down the stairs and was met with silence as they all focused on him.

"Don't mind me I'm going to play pool" he'd declared. Then it all went to hell.

The girl talk Elizabeth had alluded to was enlightening, raunchy and in some cases down right scary. His ears were burning, despite calling on his stone cold persona to block it out. He'd been subjected to a conversation about sexual positions, and was now in possession of the fact that some woman didn't like being on top during sex. In fact both Diane and, of all people, Lila disliked the position because "it was uncomfortable having your breasts jiggle around when things got frantic". Whereas Kelly Lee didn't dislike it per say just the fact that men tend to try and control her by holding her hips still when she really wanted the freedom to buck and grind at will. He filed both pieces of information away to ask Elizabeth about later and prayed that God would quickly dispel the images that the discussion had forced into his brain. His thoughts were interrupted by Milo's quiet knock on the door.

"Ah Elizabeth there is a policeman here for you" Milo said uncertainly as Tommy stared at the "policeman" in horror. The door swung open and a man with a greased back ponytail, enormous biceps and pecs, who was obviously no member of the PCPD, strode in and placed a small boom box on the desk. Jason walked round the pool table and in to a position where he could see the guy and exploded.

"What the hell? Carly you got her a STRIPPER?" he rounded on her

"Not me" she squeaked.

"Then who?" Jason turned accusatory eyes to Emily who was looking at their grandmother clearly gob smacked. His eye's darted in shock toward his grandmother when she spoke.

"I did it darling. I wanted Elizabeth to have a lively party" Jason's mouth fell open "and I didn't think you'd be home to ruin the festivities"

"GRANDMOTHER" Jason fell back his gaze swinging to Audrey to gauge her reaction. Audrey was sitting with a broad grin on her face.

"Mrs Hardy?" he groaned.

"Well it wasn't my idea Jason but it's only a bit of harmless fun." Audrey responded and Elizabeth collapsed in laughter. Jason looked at her and growled lowly, quickly regained his composure, striding toward the man, he shoved him out the door.

"Tommy do me a favor, pay him and escort him out of the building"

"Well you'll just have to strip for us" Kelly Lee declared. Jason looked around the women gathered in his Penthouse. His outrageous Grandmother and Mrs Hardy, his sister, Carly, Robin and Elizabeth..

He stalked back towards the pool table "I'll strip for Elizabeth later" he grumbled "In private. Now get back to your party"

An obviously amused Elizabeth suggested she start opening her gifts and Jason was transported to a whole new hell. Elizabeth would open a present, gasp and thank the gift giver and show Jason the present. Jason's pants grew tighter with each present she opened. Bubble bath and body lotion sets, and body paint of various flavors were all received. Then the gifts of lingerie started to appear, and instead of just showing him she'd stand and hold it against herself and say "Look Jason isn't it pretty". On and on it went. Negligees in delicate pinks and apricots. A long white silk and lace negligee and penoit set with matching thong. A short red baby doll negligee that was transparent with matching fluffy high heeled sandals. A short black satin negligee with lacy inserts over the breasts. All in all he'd counted 6 gifts of lingerie. Jason tried to take aim and sink the next shot only to be distracted by the "ooooooooooo Jason look" from Elizabeth.

He was still bent over the table and raised wary eyes to where Elizabeth stood facing him, the final present held up against her body with one hand a set of toy fluffy handcuffs in the other. It was a Black leather corset, complete with suspenders and a whip clipped to the corset. Jason bolted up right jarring his back.

"Jesus CHRIST" he roared no longer able to contain himself. "WHO bought that?"

"I did darling" Lila told him

"Grandmother" Jason turned stricken eyes to her "I just don't know what to say" he mumbled.

"Oh darling your grandfather and I had a very healthy sex life "

"GOD and I didn't need to know THAT" he threw the pool cue down and stalked towards the stairs.

"I'm going to bed" he announced.

"But Jason darling aren't you going kiss me goodnight" Lila enquired innocently.

"No" he stated then turned regretfully toward her "good night Grandmother. Goodnight everyone I'll see you at the church tomorrow"

"Elizabeth. I'll see you later" he warned as he started up the stairs. To give them their credit they contained themselves longer than he thought they'd be able to, but as Jason closed their bedroom door the guffaws of laughter exploded through the penthouse.