Prußen! So, yeah. America got your letter before I did and read it. He almost burned it... He doesn't seem to take kindly to being insulted like that... Oh well. So, I heard you were having girl troubles (from who, I shall remain nameless.) and I decided to return the awsome advice you gave me before. After consulting my step-sisters (Louisiana and Hawaii), I have decided that you should just go talk to her. Miss Hungary seems like a very nice person, and I'm sure she'd be willing to talk. If you need any help, ask. :) As for RISK, care to form an alliance and take over the world? /begins plotting/ Good luck, Aleksi. ~~~~~~~~~~ *Hic* Alassskkkaaa~~~! *Hic* Kesesesese~! *Russia-like aura* Ya know what America? Don't be a prick! Just cause my wars were better than your stupid Revolution! Plus I was in both World Wars! And I got to kick around the European Nations before you! *Hic* Damn! *Hic* Does EVERY...oh yeeeeeaahhhhhh...damn. *Hic* Sure, I'll talk to Lizzie as soon as I'm sober. *Hic* Here's more advice kid! If ya know your drunk, *Hic* your not drunk enough! Keseseseseses~! Let's go kid! *Hic* We'll steal all their vital regions! *Hic* Keseseseses~! Gunna drink more, Prussia
