A/N: YAY!!! 1000 REVIEWS! Thxx everyone!

Disclaimer: I don't own the Naruto series. I also do not own the ideas for the things everyone will be acting out for the gestures game. I got those from the gestures cards from the actual game.

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Second Night continued...

"Ow!" Neji cried, rubbing water from his eyes. "What was that for?"

"For almost falling asleep..." Tenten replied, innocently holding a dripping water-gun in her hands. Neji scowled and laid back down on his bed. Tenten sighed and looked up to the ceiling. "Why don't we play a game?" She suggested after thinking in silence for a moment. Neji cocked an eyebrow in her direction.

"You've gotta be joking... We've already played Sonic Heroes, Kingdom Hearts, Monopoly, Tiddly Winks, and Chinese Checkers. Haven't you gotten kind of bored of games...? It's sort of, like... two in the morning..." Neji yawned, checking the clock on his bedside table. Tenten smirked.

"We haven't played Guesstures yet! That'll definitely keep us awake!"

Neji cocked his head.

"What's Guesstures?" He asked, truly not knowing what it was. The weapons' mistress smiled.

"It's exactly like charades, only you have a timer and it's a lot more intense and everything and, er... well, here... Let me give you an example!"

Neji watched as Tenten went to her bag, pulled out a box labeled 'Guesstures' on it and pulled out this thing that looked like the thing the movie directors use to cut scenes. It was green. Tenten then pulled out one box full of cards. Some were blue and some were red. Neji was officially even more confused. Tenten realized, and explained.

"What you gotta do is turn this knob here till you can't anymore and put this black thing up so the top doesn't go down yet. That sets your time. Now, you choose four cards, blue or red. Red are hard and blue are easy. We'll start out with blue, though. Now, you gently place the four cards you chose into the slots in the green machine and then you press down the top!"

Neji perked up as the green machine started making a strange ticking/winding noise. Tenten giggled at his owl-like expression and put the black stopper up to stop the time and the noise.

"That signifies that the time is running... After a couple of seconds, the first card goes down and you have to start acting out the second card, even if the guesser didn't get it. If the guesser does get it, then you have to pull the card out and go onto the next one until you run out of the four cards. Got it?" Tenten asked, finishing her explanation. Neji didn't really, but nodded anyways.

"Yoshi! Ikusei!" With that, Tenten pulled four blue cards from the box and set them aside, winding the side knob till it clicked. Then, she put up the black stopper and gently placed the cards in. When finished, she turned to Neji, one hand on the top of the machine. "Ready?"

"As I'll ever be..." Neji growled groggily. Tenten smiled.

"Good. Now, guess what this is!" The weapons mistress clicked down the stopper and that weird noise started again, making Neji more alert than before. He watched as Tenten got down on her stomach and started flopping around.

"Uh... mop?" Neji asked, completely baffled. Tenten took one second from her flopping to shake her head. "Worm?" She shook it again. "Fish?" Tenten leapt to her feet, dashed to the machine, and yanked the card out right before the time ran out for that one. Then, she quickly moved onto the next one.

After hastily reading what it was, she stood in front of Neji, put her arms above her head, then fell over in a log-like fashion. Neji just stared at her. This was, indeed, a strange game.

"Uh... dam?" Tenten shook her head. "Beaver?" Wrong, again. "Uh... timber?" Tenten gave him the signal that that was a close guess and Neji got more focused. "Wood!" Wrong. "Bark!" Nope. "Tree!" That was it! Tenten rushed to the machine and yanked the card, quickly moving onto the next one. Her brown eyes skimmed it, then she dashed back in front of the Hyuuga and started pointing directly at him. That got Neji.

"Uh... Neji?" Tenten gave him the signal for 'close!' and Neji sat up straight, his senses on edge. "Um... wait, I know this! Spiral!" He shouted. Tenten smiled and dashed to the box, pulling that card. She then dashed back in front of Neji to act out her final word.

The weapons mistress spread her legs and started rocking back and forth, twirling her wrist in spirals above her head. She then started leaping, while doing the rocking motion and the twirling with her wrist, up and down and in a circle. She looked absolutely ridiculous.

"Uhh... jumping?" Neji guessed. Tenten shook her head and kept doing that insane motion. "Retard!" Tenten shot him a glance and kept doing it. "No? Uh... how about... Oh! Cowgirl!" He suddenly realized her twirling hand signified a lasso and her rocking movement signified a cantering horse, western style, and that her leaping up and down signified some sort of bucking bull motion. Tenten smiled and nodded forcefully, making a mad dash to the machine, snagging the card and shutting off the time.

The silence was filled with outlandish laughter.

"Aha! You should've seen yourself, Ten-haha-ten-hahahaa!" Neji laughed, holding his stomach, tears dripping from the corners of his eyes. Tenten put her hands on her hips, but couldn't help but to smile, knowing she must've looked pretty funny. Admitting that to herself in her mind, she burst out laughing as well.

"Yeah? I'd like to see you do all that!"

"Fine! Aha... I will!" Neji decided, getting up and pulling four random cards from the box of the unused deck. He quickly scanned them, a smile spreading wider and wider across his face with each one, and set up the machine, sliding each card into it's own little section. "Ready?" Tenten sat down and nodded. Neji was about to push the top down to start the timer, but was stopped by the sudden opening of his door with the appearance of some familiar faces. Tenten and Neji looked at the gang that had just appeared and cocked their heads. What the hell? Apparently they weren't the only ones awake at two in the morning...

"Hey, Tenten-chan! Neji-chan! Can we play...un?" Deidara asked, looking hopefully. The rest of the Akatsuki could be seen from behind the blonde artisan. Neji looked at Tenten and Tenten looked at Neji. Both shrugged and agreed.

"Sure, but we're gonna have to move it down to the living room..." Neji said and picked up the tiny machine and the deck of unused cards. The Akatsuki members chattered among themselves excitedly and dashed downstairs to wait.

"That was strange..." Tenten mentioned on her way down. Neji stopped.

"That's even more strange!" He blinked, nodding towards his bedroom window where Sakura, Naruto, Sasuke, and Sai had ALL managed to stick their heads through and grin cheesily towards the two.

"YO!" They cried happily.

"We heard you guys were playing Guesstures! Can we join?" Sai asked cheerily. Neji looked to Tenten, who shrugged.

"Well... we did sort of let the Akatsuki play..." She whispered. Neji nodded.

"Yeah, you guys can play. Wait down in the living room with the Akatsuki, kay?" He instructed. The four nodded and squeezed back out of Neji's bedroom window. A loud thump was heard, some shouting, some cussing, some 'ow!-that-was-my-foot' arguments, and then there was laughter that traveled into the living room. Neji sighed and brought the machine, the cards, and Tenten down into the living room, where the Akatsuki, Sai, Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke were all getting to know each other over shrimp cocktail.

"UWAH! YOU GUYS STOLE MR. FUZZY'S SHRIMP COCKTAIL!" Neji squealed, making everyone go silent and turn to look at him in that 'who-the-fuck-is-mr-fuzzy?' sort of look. Neji just stared at them. "What? None of you ever had a sock-puppet collection...?"

"I did..." Sasori piped up.

"You're dead, so that doesn't count!" Neji shrieked. Sasori growled.

"Says who!-?" He protested.

"Says Kishimoto Masashi!" Neji replied in an angry tone. Everyone just stared at him.

"Who?"

"Never mind..." Neji grunted. "Alright! Let's pla-"

Ding dong!

"Who the hell could that possibly be?" Neji growled annoyedly at the sound of the doorbell sounding around two am. Tenten sighed.

"The right question would be 'who couldn't that possibly be?'..." The weapons mistress growled, sarcasm drizzling off every syllable. Neji scoffed some words under his breath in reply and trudged to the front door.

Opening it, Neji jaw hung completely ajar, his mouth at his knees.

"Orochimaru!-?" Neji gaped.

"WHERE!-?"

The Hyuuga turned to see Sasuke dashing towards the snake-like sannin with sparkly eyes and a hug readied.

"OROCHIMARU-SAMA!" Sasuke cried.

"SASUKE-KUN!"

Hug, boulder, giant wave, splash, sparkles, sunset, ect...

Neji sweatdropped and opened the door wide for the five sound nin to walk in.

"I'm thinking you guys are here for Guesstures?"

"Yup!" Tayuya yipped happily and ran inside. Sakon/Ukon followed, talking to each other, as Kidoumaru and Jiroubu skipped in together, hand-in-hand. Kimimaro trudged in behind them, looking as tired as ever. Orochimaru and Sasuke were still deep in their hug, Kabuto crying by their side, whispering something along the lines of 'you left me, Orochimaru-sama!' in a dramatic undertone. Neji just left them be. He figured they'd let themselves in when they were finished doing...er... whatever it was they were doing.

"ALRIGHT! QUEIT DOWN, EVERYONE!" Neji and Tenten stood upon a table at the front, trying to organize everyone so they could get to playing. Tenten got out a dry-erase board and plastered it to the wall.

"Now, we're going to split up into teams so we can keep track of our scores. Someone's gotta be scorekeeper, though..."

"I'll do it..." Kimimaro grunted, wearily getting up, snagging the marker from Tenten, and plopping down right beside the dry-erase board in a chair.

"Okay! Now, the teams will be as follows: Akatsuki are all on one team. The Otogakure nin are all on one team, and the Konoha nin are all on one team, except for Neji and I, who will be supervising... Any questions?"

Tobi raised his hand immediately.

"Yes, Tobi?"

"Umm... do we get to choose a team name?" He asked innocently, yet excitedly. Tenten sighed.

"Yeah, I guess... Go ahead... take two minutes to make a team name. Then, give it to Kimimaro-kun... then, we'll start..." Tenten suggested. With that, everyone got to work on deciding a team name.

The decision was made in Akatsuki this way...

"The Itachi's!" Itachi suggested their team be called.

"No way! How about... The Sharkilicious Hott Guys Who Catch On Fire?" Kisame suggested.

Everyone stared at him. Itachi growled something under his breath about catching on fire.

"No...un! How about... The Clay Pigeons, yeah!-?" Deidara sang. Sasori sighed and put his hand on the blonde's shoulder.

"We're not clay and we're not pigeons... let's just leave it at that..."

"Awww..." Deidara whined in defeat.

"Alright. I've got one," Hidan piped. Everyone turned. "How about we just call ourselves The Akatsuki's?"

Everyone stared at him.

"NO WAY! That's so incredibly gay!" They all shouted, booing and throwing rotten apples at him.

"FINE!" Hidan screamed back.

"How about the Black Coated Puffy Red Cloud Guys!-?" Tobi yipped excitedly. Everyone looked at him, then they all smiled and nodded in agreement.

"Yeah...! That's so awesome! MUCH better than 'The Akatsuki's'!" Everyone yelled. Hidan went and pouted in a corner.

That was how the Akatsuki was named 'The Black Coated Puffy Red Cloud Guys'. Now, let's check in on the Oto nin!

"The Orochimaru's!" Orochimaru suggested, having come back from his dramatic hugging session with the smaller Uchiha.

"NO!" Everyone booed.

"Fine..."

"How about the Kabutos!" Kabuto suggested. Everyone twitched.

"That...reminds me of the pokemon..." Tayuya spoke. Kabuto stared at her nervously.

"I'm not a pokemon... Kabuto..." He replied. Then, he suddenly squatted and started crawling back and forth on the balls of his feet, his hands in the form of pincers. "Kabuto, Kabuto, KABUTO!" He cried. Everyone just stared at him as he continued to shout his name like a maniac, crawling around them at a quickening pace. Everyone just ignored him.

"How about the Sasuke's?" Orochimaru came up with another one.

"No! The Fat Men!" Jiroubu squealed.

"I'M NOT A MAN!" Tayuya retorted angrily. Everyone stared at her for a second, then backed away slowly, leaving her standing there with Kabuto 'Kabutoing' around her.

"Fine, then how about..." Jiroubu tried to think.

"The Arachnids!" Kidoumaru yelled happily. Everyone immediately shook their heads.

"NO!"

"Aww..." Kidoumaru went and sulked with Hidan in the corner. Everyone sweatdropped.

"Umm... How about... The Norepinephrines?" Tayuya suggested. Everyone turned to stared at her. Then, they all noticed that she had a biology textbook in her hands and was reading something from the glossary. Everyone sweatdropped.

"THE SWEATDROPS!" Jiroubu came up with.

Everyone looked about ready to pummel him, then they all smiled and agreed.

That's how the Oto nin came to be known as 'The Sweatdrops'. Finally, let's check in on the Konoha nin!

"The Beautiful Pink Kunoichis!" Sakura suggested, twirling slightly. Sai, Naruto, and Sasuke all looked at her, then looked down to check for breasts. Finding they had none, angry expressions crept into their faces and Sakura smiled nervously. "Or not..."

"How about the Dattebayos!-?" Naruto yipped happily Everyone shook their heads firmly. The blonde cocked his head. "No? How about the Naruttebayos?"

"That's even worse, urasatonkachi!"

"Rrrrgh... TEME!"

"DOBE!"

With that, Sasuke and Naruto emerged into a deep hissy fit, hair-pulling and scratching included. Sakura and Sai just stood back and watched until they were finished. When they were, they went back to deciding their names.

"How about the Worthless Jewish Monks?" Sai asked. Everyone stared at him.

"Jews have monks?" Sakura asked. Sai shrugged. Everyone fell back anime-style.

"How about the Rice Krispy Treats?" Sasuke asked.

"NO!"

"Fine..." Sasuke went and sulked with Hidan and Kidoumaru, who greeted him. The three set a fire with Kidoumaru's extra arms. They then roasted marshmallows and made s'mores.

"Well, then... How about The Corn?" Sai asked.

"Why?" Naruto and Sakura asked, curious. Sai shrugged.

"I dunno... I like corn..."

"Er...no," Sakura growled flat-out. Suddenly, two emerald orbs lit up with an idea. "Oh! I got it! How about 'Shannarou'?"

"Er... Gomen, Sakura-chan... Demo...ano..."

"NANI!-? YOU DON'T LIKE MY BRILLIANT NAME!-? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY? HUH! WELL! IS IT!-?"

"Er..."

"Sakura-san..." Sai tried calming the kunoichi down. "Er... It's not that we don't like it... It's just that, uh... We could think of somethi-"

WHAM!

Yeah... that was a hard punch...

"Itai..." Sai whined. "We love your name, Sakura-san..."

And that is how the Konoha nin got to be called 'Shannarou'. Well, that's all the te- wait... there's another team? The other team? Who- Oh! Well, well! It seems that Hidan, Kidoumaru, and Sasuke have all formed a team in their rejected little corner! Let's see how their absolutely ridiculous and pointless name got chosen, shall we?

"THE REJECTS!" Sasuke suggested, punching the air. Hidan and Kidoumaru blinked.

"Er... no."

"Fine... then, how about...AH! MY S'MORE IS ON FIRE!" Sasuke screeched, flailing about madly. Kidoumaru and Hidan both simply blew it out. That's when Hidan got the idea for their name.

"The Girl Scouts!"

Sasuke and Kidoumaru stared at him as the Uchiha's s'more slid slowly from his hand.

"YEAH!" The duo screamed like little girls.

And that is how the Girl Scouts were formed... er... well, in that context, at least...

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"Er... okay. So, we have four teams, right?" Neji asked. The teams all nodded. Kimimaro was just staring at the team names he had written down on the dry-erase board with a twitch every now and then. "The Black Coated Puffy Red Cloud Guys, The Sweatdrops, Shannarou, and The Girl Scouts..." Neji read off, blinking at their odd names. Tenten suppressed giggles from behind him.

"Alright! Now, everyone know how the game works?" Tenten asked, regaining her composure gradually.

All four teams nodded.

"Good! Then, let's start! It's Neji-kun's turn, now! So, even though we're supervising, Neji will start off the game! Ready, Neji-kun?"

"Hai..." Neji said slowly and walked to the center of his seemingly large living room. He plucked four cards from the box and read them in his mind, thinking of ways to act them out. His eyes widened when he read the last card. "WHAT THE FUCK!-?" He screeched, practically falling over. Yes... this would be quite the game!

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A/N: (Disclaimer) That Kabuto pokemon thing? That idea belongs to me and Sora no Hairo Yuki. We were talking one day and she mentioned that a lot of things in Naruto remind her of pokemon (like the uchiwa, ect...). So, if you've never seen pokemon, then you probably didn't get that... XD It was one of my first anime, other than Sailor Moon and Card Captor Sakura, ect...