Hello everyone! This was written on St. Patrick's Day, so happy St. Patrick's Day everyone! Everyone at my school has been pinching everyone for not wearing green, including me, and wore a green piece of paper taped to my shirt. XD

This is a special St. Patrick's Day themed chapter, and also, interesting fact, the person who the holiday was named after, Saint Patrick, although this is an Irish holiday, Saint Patrick was originally from Wales, England.

Also, please DON'T send in any more requests for the next few chapters because I have a lot to get through, and if you already sent me a request that hasn't been used yet, please re-send it to me because they're all lost somewhere in my PM inbox, but after some digging around, I found InsanityQueen's request. Thank-you InsanityQueen!

So all the requests might not be in order, but I hope you enjoy this chapter!

Why Nile HATES Red Markers

Ginga walked around town minding his own beeswax when someone suddenly came up to him pinching him on the shoulder. "OUCH!" Ginga sprang up in the air rubbing his sore shoulder. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!"

"You're not wearing green," the girl with blue eyes and blonde hair from "Why Kenta HATES Chipmunks" named Sandra skipped up to Ginga. "Here, have this green scarf to avoid getting pinched again." She gave Ginga a green scarf to replace his white one, and she walked away.

"That's odd," Ginga shrugged putting on the scarf Sandra gave him strolling to B-Pit, and he opened the door. "Hey, Madoka, you here?" Ginga stepped in the building to find Nile curled up in a corner shaking, Madoka and Blossom trying to comfort Nile, and a stack of shredded red markers with ink oozing out.

"Nile? What's wrong?" Ginga hesitantly approached Nile. "And why are there a bunch of shredded red markers?"

"Long story," Madoka sighed. "And poor Nile here is probably gonna never be able to use a red marker again, and they're everywhere!" Madoka patted Nile's shoulder, and Blossom yawned going to take a nap. "So here's what happened."

Flashback to a few hours ago: (Nile usually wears his shirt thingy that's green, but he got a new shirt thingy that's blue that day, and his green eyes don't count as green, or at least to the people of this story)

Nile strolled through the streets minding his own beeswax when someone suddenly came up to him pinching him on the shoulder. "OUCH!" Nile sprang up in the air rubbing his sore shoulder.

"Wait, wait, wait! This is sounding familiar!" Ginga scratching his head. "It's kinda... Like it happened before!"

"Eh, maybe it's just deja vu," Madoka continued with that happened.

"You're not wearing green," the girl with blue eyes and blonde hair from "Why Kenta HATES Chipmunks" named Sandra skipped up to Nile. "Here, have this green scarf to avoid getting pinched again." She gave Nile a green scarf to prevent Nile from being pinched again, and she walked away.

"That's odd," Nile shrugged putting on the scarf Sandra gave him strolling to B-Pit, and he opened the door. "Hey, Madoka, you here?" Nile hesitantly approached Madoka to find Kyoya curled up in a corner shaking, Madoka and Blossom trying to comfort Kyoya, and a shredded sofas with the wood-chips fluttering on the ground.

"Kyoya? What's wrong? Nile hesitantly approached Kyoya. "And why are there a bunch of shredded sofas?"

"Long story," Madoka sighed. "And poor Kyoya here is probably gonna never be able to use a sofa again, and they're everywhere!" Madoka patted Kyoya's shoulder, and Blossom yawned going to take a nap. (refer to chapter 35, or the last chapter, for more details about Kyoya's hatred of sofas)

Nile sighed sitting on a random chair since all of the sofas got shredded sipping a cup of tea when he noticed a red marker sitting on the counter. He picked it up to draw something when he accidentally spilled red ink on his new shirt thingy.

"Aw! My new shirt!" Nile shook his head, and he got up to clean his shirt off. "This better not be permanent marker," Nile went to clean his shirt but slipped on a red marker. "OUCH! SERIOUSLY?!"

Nile laid on the floor groaning in pain, "I think I have a concussion or something... Uh..."

He looked at the red marker he slipped on in groggy anger. He got up again, but he slipped on the marker again, "HEY!" Then, when he got up again, a shipment of red markers that Madoka got to write important stuff on paper spilled on the floor from a huge box, and Nile slipped on them.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Nile jumped up slipping and running into red markers. "AHHHHHHHHH! UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Nile starts crying a bit laying on his stomach with his head on the floor with markers surrounding him.

A few hours later, Nile somehow put the markers through a paper shredder curling up in a corner.

End of flashback:

"And that's what happened," Madoka rubbed the back of her head in a bit of sorrow.

"That's rather unfortunate," Ginga patted Madoka on the shoulder.

Ginga sighed sitting in a random chair since all the sofas got shredded sipping a cup of tea...

A few hours later...

Dynamis walked in B-Pit with a green scarf this girl named Sandra gave him because people kept pinching him for not wearing green stepping into the building to find Ginga curled in a corner, Madoka and Blossom trying to comfort Ginga, and a pile of shredded teabags and tea cups with tea and tea leave oozing out.

"Ginga? What's wrong?" Dynamis hesitantly approached Ginga...

At the WBBA, a petrified scream filled the air, Jen's scream to be exact, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THERE'S A WHY BEYBLADE CHARACTERS HATES STUFF PARADOX CAUSING THE PENCILS AND PI CRISIS!"

Okay, so InsanityQuess actually request for why Dynamis HATES clocks, so stay tuned for that next chapter as the paradox continues a series of extreme events! I hope you all enjoy the chapter, please re-send your request of it hasn't been used yet, and please read and review!