Hey, here's next chapter, which is a little rude, dirty, and mean.
Zexar.
Two Days Later
"Aaron, what is that?", Carly asked as Aaron put a purple, blue, and black spherical object in his school bag.
"A Madagascan peach"
"What's that?"
"You haven't heard of the Madagascan peach?", Aaron questioned her to see her shake her head, meaning no, "It's illegal in the United States, well, everywhere other than Madagascar"
"So what're you doing with it? And why are you taking it to school?"
"Well I've developed a hatred for someone, so I need it at school"
"What're you planning boy?"
"Just wait for Ms Briggs class, it'll all kick off then", Aaron laughed, before putting his bag and his bag and taking her hand.
"Just one thing, will this plan put you in danger"
"Not really, no", Aaron replied honestly, as his plan could bring no harm to him.
"It's fine with me then"
Two Hours Later
"Sam Puckett and Freddie Benson, if I catch you two again I will send you to the principal", Ms Briggs told Freddie and Sam, who had been kissing in the middle of class.
"Sorry Brigg of the dump", Sam muttered.
"What was that Puckett?", Briggs asked threateningly.
"Sorry, you lovely woman", Sam replied innocently, making Aaron laugh from behind her.
"Don't agree with Sam, Renelle?"
"Why of course I do you sexy beast, I was merely laughing at the spider on Missy's head"
Everyone laughed at him calling her a sexy beast, making Briggs more angry than before, and Missy jumped to her feet and shook her head, trying to get a spider off.
"You got it Missy", Aaron yelled across the room.
"Right that's it", Ms Briggs shouted, as Freddie and Sam were getting off again, and Aaron was behaving appallingly, "Benson, Renelle, and Puckett, get to principal Franklin's office at once"
Aaron, Sam and Freddie moaned as they got up, and immediately dived to the floor as a group of six men walked in with MP5 machine guns and a full set up of grenades and bullet proof jackets, belts, attachments and everything else they needed.
"Everyone get down", they all shouted in unison, making all but one go down.
"I demand you tell me what you're doing at once", Ms Briggs shouted, pointing her finger at the apparent leader.
"Get down miss", he shouted, pointing his gun at her.
"Not until you tell me why you're here", Ms Briggs replied, pushing the gun out of the way and standing her ground.
"We have reason to believe a Madagascan peach is in this room"
Ms Briggs looked scared and dived to the floor at once, before the SWAT team moved across the room to the bag where they knew the peach was. Carly looked terrified, as she hadn't looked up but knew Aaron had had a Madagascan peach that morning.
"Missy Robinson", the leader stated, pulling her to her feet, "I am placing you under arrest for the possession of a Madagascan peach. You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you may later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence"
"What's a Madagascan peach? I don't have one, what're you doing?", Missy pleaded and questioned as a SWAT member put handcuffs on her and lead her away.
A second SWAT member put the Madagascan peach into a biohazard bag and left the room with the rest of the team, into a gathering crowd outside the room.
"I guess we'll be off to Franklin's office then", Aaron stated, getting up from the floor, "Shame about Missy"
Aaron, Sam, and Freddie then left the room and walked down to principal Franklin's office, where they sat outside, listening to the conversation inside.
"Missy Robinson is an exceptional student, I don't know what's come over her", Franklin said.
"She'll be taken to the juvenile facilities and kept there for questioning, until her trial in two weeks"
"Okay Sergeant Foley, bye"
Sergeant Foley left the room, closely followed by principal Franklin to see Aaron, Sam, and Freddie sitting in front of him.
"You don't disappoint", he sighed, before ushering them in, "What have you done?", he questioned them as they all sat down.
"Me and Sam were kissing in class", Freddie told Franklin.
"I called Ms Briggs a sexy beast", Aaron stated, trying not to laugh until principal Franklin started to laugh.
"Is that it?"
"Well I was disruptive too, but I was only telling Missy she had a spider on her head"
"Did she?"
"I think so", Aaron replied, shrugging his shoulders.
"Frankly, Ms Briggs is disrupting my schedule, what with SWAT turning up to arrest Missy, then a toilet which seems to have exploded from the inside"
Sam looked extremely guilty when he mentioned the toilet, and tried to keep a smirk at bay, but failed.
"Sam, how did I know you would have something to do with it"
"Sorry Ted"
"Right, all of you get back to class, tell Ms Briggs you're doing community service for detention"
"And are we?", Aaron asked, wondering if they actually were.
"Yes, my car needs washing", Franklin replied, before laughing, "No, it just keeps her happy"
"We'll make up something ludicrous then", Freddie said, before taking Sam's hand and leaving, alongside Aaron.
"I hope you're being severely punished", Ms Briggs told them when they walked back into their class.
"Yeah we are", Aaron replied sarcastically, "We have to give you a spa treatment"
"Really?", Ms Briggs asked, genuinely looking pleased.
"Indeed", Freddie joined in, "We're going to start with a massage, rubbing your back and neck"
"Rubbing like no one ever has before", Aaron stated.
Everyone in the class was fighting back laughter as Ms Briggs was totally oblivious to what they were saying, seeming pleased about it.
"When are you to do it?"
"Saturday miss, we'll come to your house ready for action"
"I look forward to it", Ms Briggs stated, before turning to Sam, who was sitting down at her desk by that point, "What are you doing?"
"Well I ain't rubbing your wrinkly back if that's what you mean", Sam replied.
"Get out now", Ms Briggs shouted, before turning back to Freddie and Aaron, "Wait a second, you said you were being severely punished"
Aaron and Freddie both cracked up laughing, as did Gibby, Carly, and everyone else in the room as it finally clicked in Brigg's mind that she was being insulted.
"Right, you two and Sam can come with me to Franklin immediately", Brigg's told them before leading them back towards Franklin.
"Principal Franklin", Ms Brigg's said, walking straight into his office, "These children are frankly the rudest children I have ever had the misfortune to teach"
"What have they done now", Franklin, replied, totally sarcastic.
"They told me their severe punishment was giving me a spa treatment"
At this principal Franklin raised his hand to cover his mouth as he was trying extremely hard not to laugh at their absurdity.
"Ms Brigg's, can I have some privacy with these rude, rebellious children"
"Of course", she replied, bowing her head and heading back to her class room.
"You kids are in deep trouble", Franklin told them as Brigg's left.
"You do realize she isn't here anymore", Sam stated, indicating she was gone.
"You three really have creative minds, tell me, how long did it take for her to realize you were joking?"
"Until I said I ain't rubbing her wrinkly back"
Franklin laughed, looking as if they had really made his day.
"Get back to class, tell Brigg's you've got detention with me for a month, and don't get into trouble again", he told them.
Aaron, Freddie, and Sam walked back to class to hear the school bell go, so waited at their lockers for Carly to come out.
"Hey", Aaron said, kissing Carly as she came up to him.
"I need to talk to you", she whispered as she kissed him back.
"I expected you'd say that", Aaron whispered back, grinning.
"You know, it's rude to whisper", Freddie told them both.
"It's probably dirty talk", Sam said to Freddie, making Aaron and Carly laugh.
"The only dirty talk I've had is with Ms Brigg's", Aaron said seriously, making them all laugh.
What you think? Freddie was a little OOC through this, but it's meant to show Sam's having a kinda bad influence on him, which she probably would. Little bit of action with Missy being arrested, but the next chapter will have more, and a possible death :O
Who does everyone think it'll be? And who does it?
Review and answer questions :)
Darth Zexar