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Ariadne trailed behind James, gathering his toys like a hoover.
"How is it that we get stuck with the kids?" she sighed.
Arthur smiled. "I believe Cobb's exact words were "Because you two have nothing better to do."
"Bull crap."
Arthur raised an eyebrow.
"Don't get me wrong, I love kids but..." she smirked. "I can think of something else we could be doing right now."
His eyes widened.
James leaped onto Arthur's lap. "Tell me a story!"
"I don't know any good ones."
He frowned. "Pleeeeease Uncle Arthur?"
"Fine," Arthur groaned. "Um…once upon a time, there was a…princess, I guess. She was kidnapped by the evil…Eames." Ariadne laughed from the other side of the room. "Um, Eames trapped her inside a dream, from which she couldn't escape…Ari, little help?"
"But luckily, the princess had a friend. He was able to go into the dream and save the princess. The End."
"That was a crap story."
Arthur frowned. "James, who taught you that word?"
"Uncle Eames."
He rolled his eyes. "Of course."
"Auntie Ari! Uncle Arthur!" Phillipa called. She sat proudly on the piano stool. "Listen to me play!"
Arthur carried James to the piano, Ariadne following. "What are you going to play for us?" he smiled.
"A for you're Adorable," Phillipa cried. "I've been practicing."
"Go on then."
Phillipa cleared her throat. She started playing a small tune on the keys.
"A, you're adorable, B you're so beautiful, C you're so cute and full of charm…"
Arthur looked at Ariadne.
"D you're a darling and E you're so exiting and F you're a feather in my arms…"
"U made my life complete, V means you're very sweet…"
He leaned over and quietly whispered in her ear. "I like this song."