So another reminder that my lovely and talented older sister wrote the last chapter so you all have her to thank for the awesomeness of it. I'm actually writing this while she's writing chapter 35. This story officially has more chapters than the New Neighbor and it has more words than it as well I think. Again thank you guys for the amazing reviews! And a very very special thanks to Yoshikuni Itoe for the most amazing piece of fan art! It's beautiful and even if Nikki didn't describe Fon's outfit I think you did a FANTABULOUS job with everything!

I think all of you know what's going to happen from the name of this chapter. I'll be splitting this up into many different chapters so that it doesn't take forever for me to update.

I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Calder looked up from his test tubes when he heard a familiar; knock, knock, knock. It was Lal, the only person who knocked on his door three times before walking in.

"What is it Lal?" He asked, going back to his poisons.

"What kind of poison is this?" She asked, handing him a bronze bullet before plopping down on his bed. It was from the gun she got for her birthday. She hasn't used it once yet; she was waiting for just the right time. Lal was going to use it when Fon had asked her to take on one of his missions but decided against it since she had no idea what kind of damage it could do, she would rather have her brother diagnose it first before using it.

"Where did you get this?" Calder asked after several minutes of examining the bullet.

"Found it," Lal lied easily before she lay flat on her stomach and watched her older brother. "So what kind of damage can that little baby do?"

"Well it'll be really bad if anyone got shot with it. It'll go through your system like a rocket depending on where you're shot. How many of these do you have Lal?" Calder asked curiously.

"Just that one," Again Lal lied.

"Why aren't you with your friends like you usually are?" He asked.

"Because they refuse to put shirts on," Lal said with a slight blush.

Calder smirked at his little sister, "let's get these teen hearts beating. Faster, faster
so testosterone boys and harlequin girls
will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls,
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?" He sang mockingly.

"Are you calling me a whore?" Lal asked before throwing a pillow at him.

"Ah you stupid little bitch no wonder why you've never had a boyfriend!" Calder cursed, throwing the pillow back at her.

"I thought it was because guys are always too afraid of those three…oh well not like I give a damn." Lal stated, holding her hand out for her bullet back.

"You don't care because you get to see a certain blond boy half-naked most of the time." Calder teased, placing the bullet in her hands.

Lal winked. "Damn straight that's why I don't care! But hey, that stays between me and you; ya got that Calder?"

"Honey, everyone knows you two want too fuck each other into oblivion. Why else would you read so many romance novels? Waiting to test it out on your little blond boy? Oh wait, he's bigger than you!" Calder teased.

"Shut up Calder, he's bigger than you too so I would shut up if I were you." Lal said.

"Or what, your lover is going to beat me up?" He asked in a way that reminded Lal of Reborn.

"He's not my lover," She stated.

"Yet,"

"What about you, got any cute girls/guys you're interested in?" Lal asked, remembering that her older brother was bi.

"What does it matter too you," Calder questioned with a raised eyebrow. Usually when Lal asked him questions it meant that she was plotting something bad. Plus her total nice moments really freaked him out! He was close to his sister but she was hardly nice to him. Her nice moments were when she allowed him

"I might just be able to talk you up to girls in the locker room after soccer practice." Lal stated in a way that showed she wasn't kidding one little bit. "Hell, I'll even get you a cute boy. I know you've had an eye on Squalo for a while now."

"I'll get back to you on that…if I were you I would wash my hands after putting that bullet away." Calder said before Lal left his room.

"Will do bro~" Lal sang loudly, half-way down the hall to the stairs that would lead to her room.

The next day at lunch Lal walked over to their usual table with a grin on her face. "Guess what," She said, plopped her tray of food down between Fon and Colonnello to indicate that they better move their asses so that she could sit.

"Did you finally find your sanity?" Reborn asked when Lal sat across from him.

Lal looked at him oddly; "What the hell is that?" she asked as she twisted open a bottle of orange juice.

Reborn shrugged, "Hell if I know, I heard a junior saying it." He took a sip of his espresso and groaned. "Ah that's the stuff."

"Anyway, I just talked to mom and she said we're going camping after school today." Lal told them.

"And how does that involve us, kora?" Colonnello asked her.

"You three are coming with us, duh." Lal stated before taking a large bite of her apple.

"Lal, it's Friday the Thirteenth; NO ONE GOES CAMPING ON FRIDAY THE FUCKING THIRTEENTH!" Reborn shouted.

Lal snorted. "You're forgetting who you're talking too; we're Mirch's, we don't get scared of simple things like dates. Besides, even Elizabeth is going you can't let her upstage you guys."

"We're not going kora, you don't own us therefore you cannot tell us what to do." Colonnello said bravely.

"He's right, this is almost as bad as the time you sold me to that one girl, what was her name; Angioletta?" Reborn said.

"Oh come on it won't be that bad! We're only staying the weekend in the forest. There's a really nice river next to our campsite." Lal said.

"No," The three boys said.

"I'll do whatever you want." Lal said to the three. She couldn't blackmail them; she did that last week.

"Anything, kora," Colonnello asked hopefully.

"I'm not having sex with you Colonnello." Lal said icily before he could say it.

Colonnello cursed and leaned down to whisper something in Lal's ear. She blushed, opened her mouth, closed it, and then agreed. "Alright, I'll go camping kora." He said.

"Get me a new fedora?" Reborn asked.

"Deal,"

Fon sighed, "Fine, I'll go, but you can't sell me to random girls anymore!"

"Hey you had to admit it was a good profit and I shared half of it with you!" Lal argued.

"You sold me for two grand and a box of mango's!" Fon argued back.

"Lal; you can't just sell Fon for that much!" Reborn but in suddenly,

"Shut up Reborn; I can sell you any way I want!" Lal screamed right as Giotto and G. passed by their table. "I sold you for an apple…it was a horrid apple at that…"

"Mirch, sell your male prostitutes like a normal person!" G. shouted at the raven haired girl. "Find a corner or something!"

"But all the good corners are taken!" Lal shouted back just as loudly to the man.

Colonnello, Fon, and Reborn burst out laughing; they loved when those two got into an argument. It usually ended up with guns pointed at each other or Giotto dragging G. away.

Giotto himself laughed at the scene in front of him. "Such good students," He said before he dragged G. back to the office. "You four have a nice day~"

"Why is it that Reborn and Fon are always being sold and yet I've never once had to go on a random date, kora?" Colonnello asked.

"Lal refuses to sell you off to some random chick." Reborn smirked knowingly.

Lal picked at her food before standing up. "I'm going to mom's class, I'll see you there…" She fled quickly.

"Alright maggots listen up. This trip will be very strict; no guns except for the ones that Mathew and Calder will be using for hunting, I've already taken away Lal's guns, cell phones will only be used for emergencies, you three aren't allowed in Lal's tent, if you don't sing along at the camp fire I'll shoot you in the face, we making S'mores and no Lal you don't have to eat them since you hate chocolate, if ANY of you say Alaude's name your ass is mine, and if you talk about anything inappropriate you're asses belong to Calder since he always has some kind of chemical on him…" Natalia said, pointing a look at the three boys while Lal and Mathew were loading the truck with the equipment. They nodded in fear of the woman they were almost positive that Lal would turn into in a few years.

"Hey, I kinda don't own a gun…" Calder said awkwardly.

"What happened to the one you got last Christmas?" Natalia asked with a frown.

"I gave it to Reborn for his birthday." Calder said with a blush.

"You can take one of mine as long as I get it back when we get home," Lal said, walking up to them.

Calder nodded and ruffled Lal's hair, "I knew there was a reason you were my favorite little sister." He jogged back into the house and into the room he was only allowed in on certain occasions. "Ummm, which gun did she mean?" He asked himself when he found Lal's stash of guns. She had a lot…so he grabbed a random gun, a glock that didn't look like she used all that often.

"You get it?" Mathew asked, sitting at the driver's seat impatiently. He was tapping the steering wheel in a way that clearly stated he was aggravated from having to wait for Calder to get a gun.

"Yeah, I got it." Calder said, sliding into the seat next to Elizabeth.

"Wake me up when we get there," Lal said, lying down and using Fon's lap as a pillow for her head and Colonnello's lap as a foot rest. Fon pat her on the head while Colonnello simply complained that he wasn't her foot stool.

So, I said I was going to break it up into chapters and this is the end of part one. I'm not sure how many parts it will be so be prepared for what is to come and I hope you all like it.

MY SISTER GOT ME A COOKIE CAKE! I have wanted one of those for like ever! But I owe her $2.06 which I don't really mind because I have sworn to pay her back very cent.

Current song I've been listening too for the past half-hour since I'm too lazy to look for a song; Wind it Up, Gwen Stefani.

If any of you want more FonxViper my sister always wants to write more of that. I would write it but I don't think it would be as awesome if I did it.

Again the song in the beginning was Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Off Her Clothes by Panic! At the Disco love that band with a fiery passion. Can never get enough of them.