(It's a BEAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTIFUL morning! Shawn is waking up from his sleep)
Shawn: *Yawns* What a GOOD day today~!
(He gets up and goes to his wardrobe)
Shawn: Now time to *Opens wardrobe* get my… clothes…?
(Cockroach is sleeping inside)
Shawn: O_o… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Outside, Oracle and Miss are about to knock on Shawn's door)
Miss: Master Shawn? Are you awake?
Oracle: Not so loud, sister dearest. The others must still be asleep.
Miss: Oh, that's impossible, if they're Valkyries, they should wake up at-
(Shawn crashes out…)
Shawn: COCKROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Miss: …
Oracle: …
Both: MASTER HAS A FEAR OF COCKROACHES!?
(For the whole day, this happens: )
(Shawn is going to the kitchen to get a drink)
Shawn: Oh, no O.J.? Better go get some more…
(He goes and open the cabinet)
Shawn: Hmm… Where's the orange juice?
?: Here… *Hands orange juice*
Shawn: Oh, thanks! *Closes cabinet* … Wait… *Reopens cabinet*
(Inside is Cockroach)
Shawn: O_o…
(Later, everyone finds him running out of the Dining Hall)
Shawn: GET AWAY! IT'S THE APOCALYPSE IN THE FORM OF AN INSECT!
Everyone: What?
(Shawn is getting ready to take a shower)
Shawn: Okay, I got my clothes, now I should take them off…
(He then hears scuttling inside the tub, but the showr curtains stop him from identifying who it is)
Shawn: A-ah, who's there?
(He opens the shower curtains, and find nothing there)
Shawn: … Phew~~~!
Cockroach: Uh, you dropped this…
Shawn: HOLYSWEETMOTHEROF-!
(Later, he is in his studies, signing records and reports)
Shawn: Okay, I got all my doors and windows locked. She'll never get in…!
(He suddenly hears chomping sounds beside him)
Shawn: H-huh? *Turns around* A-
Cockroach: *Eating book* We can fit through small spaces, you know…
Shawn: Ono… *Faints*
(Shawn is now lying down on a sofa, with his hands on his chest)
Shawn: Well, doctor, it all happened when I was a wee little boy… It was night time, and-
(Miss cuts him off)
Miss: Master, I'm not a therapist…
Shawn: JUST HELP ME WITH MY COCKROACH PROBLEM!
Miss: Well, you could just give her away to another Lord.
Shawn: Yeah, but she's my Valkyrie… I can't just give her away like that…
Miss: She's just an N-Class Valkyrie. There won't be any harm done if you just give her away.
Shawn: BUT DID I EVER GIVE ANYONE AWAY BEFORE?
Miss: Umm, well, there was that… Uh, wait, there was-! No, wait…
…
…
…
Miss: Yeah, you're right…
Shawn: SEE! HOW AM I GOING TO GET RID OF HER?!
Miss: Just accept it. She won't try and kill you anyway.
Shawn: O_o…
Miss: ?
Shawn: O_o...
Miss: My Lord?
(He suddenly hugs Miss)
Shawn: OMG, YOU'RE A GENIUS!
Miss: HUH!? *Kicks him away* Get off of me!
(Shawn crashes through the sofa, effectively breaking it. He goes unconscious again, while Miss leaves)
(Later, Shawn is back in his room, on bed. He is thinking hard to himself about life)
Shawn: Hmm… *Starts groaning*
(He starts shifting positions, until he finds the most comfortable one)
Shawn: Ahh…
(Two arms suddenly curl around him)
Shawn: ?
(He opens his eyes, and finds Cockroach inches away from his face)
Shawn: ! No, I… must… accept… this!
(Two seconds later)
Shawn: GET AWAY FROM ME!
And so, for all his life, he was stuck with his fear of Cockroach… He was never cured. You can help him by donating twenty jewels to this site: www. bla-bla-bla .com Share the pity, guys. Don't leave him hanging…