OK, with the third act over, I guess I better get this bonus chapter out of the way. Prologue for fourth act coming soon.
Bonus Chapter: Third Act
So, our group of heroes has either been launched into time and space, or they're still in the time machine looking at a floating city. Well, we'll find out what'll happen to those guys later, but for now, some cheap, poor quality entertainment.
The History of Bread
Yes, that's right, Bread. Couldn't think of a name because I wasn't expecting to end the act this soon, but I have so I will.
Well, has bread appeared in the Legend of Zelda? Yeah, check Minish Cap. But how did the pointy-eared folk of Hyrule discover how to make bread? Some would say it was the same way we did, mashing up some kind of crop and making stuff (dough) and cooking it into bread. However, I say "No!" because that is dull and boring. It has to be much more exciting, I mean, this is HYRULE! Kicks person into a random pit of doom
Well, here we go:
I have no idea!
Yep. Not a clue, let's get on to the real bonus chapter now shall we?
Actual Bonus Chapter: The Afterlife
Owww. I hurt my head. Wait, where am I? Everything's white, and warm; it's a bit weird. It's like that time when I had those two Gerudo twins in the… no, no; it's nothing like that.
Ganondorf was dead, well, yeah, I mean, those kids killed him, so I suppose he'd have to be dead.
Well, this is awkward, how the heck am I supposed to write a story about a dead guy? Exactly, I'm not, so, we'll leave Ganondorf to lie here and stay, well, dead. That and, if I stay long then Ganondorf might start talking about his past, among other things… Shudders
This is what you get when I run out of ideas.