Still Day Three of Weirdmaggedon. Fearamid, Bill's POV.
Ah. Three days of madness. I think it's time to take this worldwide. I go in the vault and grab Sixer, along with a fork. Don't ask why it was in there. I fly back out and tap Sixer.
"Ladies, gentlemen, that creature with like 87 different faces," I announce.
"88 different faces!" the Henchmaniac replies.
"Shut it, weirdo!" Ivy snaps.
I ignore her, like always. "Anyways, it's been fun turning Gravity Falls inside out, rounding up all its terrified citizens and then stacking them into this massive throne of frozen human agony." I gesture to it as I sit down. "Don't worry, they're not conscious anymore. Probably."
The lady with one eye regained consciousness right as I said this, so I pushed her back, refreezing her.
"Whoops. Hehe, back, back you go there." I turn back to the Henchmainacs. "But Gravity Falls is just the beginning. It's time to take our chaos worldwide! Alright boys, to the corners of the Earth. Set the world aflame with your weirdness. This dimension is ours!" They all fly out of the Fearamid.
"Ah, global domination," Ivy sighed, lounging mid-air. "I could get used to-"
She was cut off by the Henchmainacs hitting an invisible shield and falling down.
"WHAT?!" we say in unison, then cringe. We fly out and poke the barrier that somehow constructed itself.
"Hmm," Ivy thought aloud, "this might be more complicated than I thought."
"You think, brainiac?" I retort.
"I think I broke something," Paci-Fire wines.
"Walk it off!" Ivy and I reply.
Mabel's Bubble. Jay's POV.
"Mabel! Mabel!" Dipper and I called as we walked into the Prison Bubble, as I call it. I look around and see blank whiteness for miles and miles and... where was I going with this?
"Okay guys," Dipper said, "Bill has taken over the town and if his weirdness spreads he's gonna take over the whole world. Our first step to stopping him is rescuing Mabel, but he's got her trapped in this strange prison bubble."
"Thanks for the unnecessary recap," I laughed.
They all ignored me.
"What is this place anyway?" Wendy asked no one specifically.
"Something that looks like we're nowhere," I reply.
The ground starts breaking apart in a beautiful rainbow. Not as beautiful, though, when it sends you plummeting to your death. We all screamed as we plummeted to the ground. I would have tried Cyclon-Do to save us, but 1, I don't think I could hold Soos and 2, I'm not sure if it works while you're falling.
Soos, meanwhile, wrapped the three of us in a hug.
"Guys, if I die, I wanna die hugging!" he declared.
"Soos, you're choking me," Dipper complained.
Soos ignored him. "Let my body be your shield!"
We continued screaming until we landed on a mushy surface. The floor of a bouncy castle! I immediately stood up and started jumping.
"Guys, you have to try this," I said.
"Huh? Is the entire ground a bouncy castle?" Dipper asked, ignoring me. I flopped down.
"Do you hear 80's music?" Wendy added.
Soos sniffed the air. "And does the air smell like childlike wonder?"
We looked out of a bouncy-wall to see a very colorful world. I have a feeling Mabel somehow constructed this in her head. So maybe we're all just really in her head.
"Whoa," we all said in unison. Which is awesome.
"This is Mabel's prison?" Dipper asked in disbelief.
A boy in a yellow shirt popped up, as if he was waiting for that question. He held up a paper with three choices checked off on it. "Yes. Definitely. Absolutely," he read.
Someone in the prison must have had a loudspeaker. The following message was heard across the land, I think. "It's fun-o'clock everyone. Today's weather calls for rainbows with a chance of dance parties. If you are the owner of a unicorn with a top hat, please come to the ice cream beach. Your unicorn is being towed."
"I love this place!" I yelled.
"What is this new world? Shining, shimmering, splendid," Soos said.
Suddenly, two guys drove up to us in a convertible.
"Welcome to Mabeland," the one with blue hair said.
Dipper had clearly met these guys before and hated them. "And this is worse than the apocalypse," he deadpanned.
Wendy put her hands over her eyes. "Dude, this place hurts my eyes."
"Oh that's normal," the guy in the tank top replied upbeatly. "Mabeland's rainbows have colors only bees and art students can see."
"I don't think that's possible," I said.
"Sure it is," the tank top guy replied. "Now who wants to go on the grand tour?"
"Do we have a choice?" Dipper asked.
Both of the boys responded at the same time. "No!"
We all got into their car. The one with blue hair clearly did not know how to drive, but he was behind the wheel any way.
"Mabeland is the ultimate paradise and the only rule: there are no rules," Tank Top told us.
"Except for one rule which is very serious," Blue Hair said seriously. Then he dropped the seriousness. "But no one would ever break it, so it's not worth mentioning."
"I still think it's worth mentioning," I input.
"I agree with you, Jay," Soos said.
Clearly, though, no one else cares about my opinions today, as the guys in the front just said, "Yeah!"
"Listen creepy dream guys, we're not here to party, okay? We just need to find Mabel and get her out of here. Where is she?" Dipper asked, getting back on task.
"Our home girl Mabel lives at our next stop," Blue Hair said as he drove the car through a building, then hits a fire hydrant, and skids through the street.
"No rules!" they yell.
"That is very much a bad thing!" I reply.
Mabeland Beach. Dipper's POV.
After the scarring ride to the beach, Xyler leads us to a bunch of penguins.
"Now, come have rad snacks served by awesome penguins," he says.
Wendy, Soos, and Jay each grab a drink.
"Oh, score! I'm so hungry," Wendy states.
"Same," Jay says.
"Yeah, I haven't eaten anything except for part of my hat for the last three days," Soos said as they clinked cups.
"Can you guys just hold on a second?" I say as I lead them away from Mabel's 'dream guys'. "Do you see what's happening here? Don't forget this world was created by Bill." I slap Soos' drink away as he is about to drink from it. "That punch is probably blood! And that glitter rain is probably ground up bones, or babies, or something. Bill's using Mabel's own fantasies as some sick trap."
"Dude, you're just being paranoid," Jay said.
"It's not paranoia. We know Bill made this world. We need to grab Mabel and get the heck out of here."
"Oh, Mabel?" Craz says. "She's at the top of the tallest tower guarded by those big buff waffle guards. There's no way to get past them!"
Soos looks at the guards intently. "Someone hand me some syrup."
Jay pulls a bottle of maple syrup from his gi. We all give him weird looks.
"What? Is this not normal?"
We shake our heads, but Soos grabs the bottle anyway. He runs up and takes a bite out of one of the guards. Wendy runs up and punches the face of the other out. Jay ruffles my hat as I stare at her.
"You still like her, don't you?" he asked.
I just nodded and ran to the door, which Wendy kicks open.
"This is a rescue! Everyone hit the deck!" I yell to the animals inside.
We head up the stairs, Soos yelling, "Hang in there, Mabel!"
Jay opens the doors at the top of the stairs. Mabel is inside, lying on a bed. I take the lead.
"There she is! Soos! Grab her! Wendy, Jay, barricade the door!" I instruct as I run to get things to help the latter two.
"Up you go, little lady," I hear Soos say as he picks up my twin.
"Soos? Wendy? Dipper?" she asks.
Putting aside the overwhelming happiness that she's okay, I run to the door to help keep it closed as giant knives peek through.
"The waffles are coming back! We gotta hurry!" Wendy says.
"This is bad," Jay whispers just audibly.
"Uh, guys?" Mabel says.
"Don't worry, Mabel," I yell to her, "we'll get you out of this!"
"But, Dipper!"
She claps twice and lifts everything in front of the door off the ground.
"What the-?" Jay says, startled.
She puts everything down in order and seats Jay, Soos, Wendy and I on some chairs. The guards come in and point their spears at us; she claps and they stop.
"Mabel! What are you doing? We're trying to save you from this prison!" I tell her.
"This isn't a prison! I made this world!" She claps again and the lights come on. "Well, I sort of woke up here. It's complicated."
"What are you saying?" I ask her.
"I'm saying this is my home now. And I don't want to be saved!"
Wolf in Sheep's Clothing is not an appropriate song to listen to during this chapter. Oh well.