Dear Lord Voldemort
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Alrighty, its getting close to Christmas, and, we all know what that means!
This author is willing to get stuff out to you guys!
Deviously Fiendfyre gave us this lovely present
Dear Lord Voldemort,
Have you ever wondered why you're so obsessed with Harry Potter? I mean it's kinda obvious that you have Wrackspurts around your head. And your Nargles are simply atrocious.
Sincerely,
Luna Lovegood
P.S. By the way you can get Wrackspurt and Nargle repellant from ordering through the magazine 'The Quibbler'. Just a helpful hint.