Chaos at WalMart

by Trisana Tennant

An Alternate Universe in which the nations are teenagers going through the list of ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart.

37. Poking

52. Go up to random people and poke them. If they ask you what you're doing or tell you to stop, tell them that you're trying to find out what they ate for dinner last night

Feliciano started poking people. "What are you doing?" They asked.

"I'm trying to find out what you ate for dinner last night," he replied.

"SECURITY!"

Feliciano got kicked out.