I don't own Xiaolin Showdown or the Wizard of Oz

Jack landed on his feet, on the soft, damp grass of the forest. The smell around the forest was wet and moist. There were beads of water sliding down the leaves of the trees and hitting to ground. It must've rained Jack thought. He turned west and headed for the warehouse. Once he came in contact with the warehouse he opened the door and found his dead girlfriend's body. She wasn't able to survive this one he thought as he remembered her "dying" twice and then coming back. His feeling was different for her right now. He had loved her so much but now...he didn't know. She acted like a mean girl for the most part to him.

He sighed. He wasn't ready to be left alone again without this girl. She had made him feel powerful and like a man. He walked up to her body.

Suddenly, the red dragon leaped up from behind the shadows and snarled at him. Jack screamed as he jumped back and bumped into the wall behind him. The red dragon was slowly slithering herself towards him. He had to think of a way to get rid of this creature. He moved his eyes to the right and hanging on a hook was a crowbar. How did he miss that? When Ted grabbed the crowbar and hit Melody with it, Jack saw only one. Not two. He mentally cursed himself for having missed it. He could have easily grabbed the crowbar and hit Ted on the back of the head, knocking him out until there was no movement.

"Want to play?" he asked playfully as he held the crowbar up to the red dragon. The red dragon cocked her head to one side in confusion. When Jack began to wiggle the crowbar, her head moved up and down. Once Jack had hypnotized her with the crowbar, he suddenly threw it out the door and red dragon chased after it. Once she was out the door, Jack ran and slammed it shut. He dragged a chair over to the doorknob and then faced the dead body of Melody. He approached her and he put the hallow part of the shen gong wu on her mouth. He breathed his breath on the other side and then waited for her to come back.

Thirty minutes later...

Jack was sitting on the floor. His knees up to his chest as he waited and waited. Why isn't this stupid shen gong wu working? he thought as he glared at the object in his hand. Suddenly, he saw a glittering light that was floating on top of Melody. He quickly crawled to her and saw that the gun shot wound on her chest was slowly closing itself up. The glittering light that was above her was not all blue and shiny. It was dark. The swirly motion began to form a ball. The ball formed, but it was black and it plunged itself inside Melody. Once that happened, Melody's eyes opened and she took in a deep breath as she was born again.

Excited, Jack put his hand behind her back and helped her up into a sitting position. Melody began to cough as she tried to find her breath and breathe normally. After a couple of coughs, she closed her eyes and began to breathe through her nose. She opened her eyes and looked around. She felt Jack's hand behind her back and she looked at him. "What happened?" she asked him

"You died," he said.

"You're stupid, I did not die," Melody snapped at him.

Jack pointed at her chest where her wound was. She looked down and saw the drie blood there. She ran her slim fingers over the dried blood and looked at Jack. "I really died?" she asked as Jack nodded at her. "How did you bring me back?"

"I stole this from them," Jack said as he held up the shen gong wu. "They were back in France."

"That must've bought that stupid girl bck to life again," Melody said in disgust. She got up from the grond by the help of Jack, for her legs were still a bit wobbly. She clung onto Jack's suit as she almost fell on the floor. Jack put his hand around her wait to help her regain her balance.

"What are you going to do now?" Jack asked her.

"Simple," Melody said as she slowly exposed part of her shiny, creamy shoulder to him. Jack's eyes almost bulged out of their sockets. They hadn't done that in ages.

"Now?" Jack asked her as he slolwy began to take off his suit.

"Yes," Melody said as she approached him. When she got close to him, Jack clung her shirt and began to take it off of her. His hands made their way down her legs. He knelt down as he began to do his thing while Melody moaned.

Jack felt like a man now. Whenever he did it with Melody, he felt like a new person. He always let out his inner tiger at her and she liked it. She let out her inner tiger too which Jack found both seductive and flattering at the same time.

Melody knelt down and put her slim body on the floor while Jack stood on top of her.

"Finally!" Dojo blurted once he dropped down at the forest in Germany. He was so exhausted that when they got back to th temple, he was going to sleep for years.

Kimiko, Raimundo, Meg, and Ted jumped off of him and procceeded to find the warehouse. "Meg," Ted said as he grabbed her by the arm, "stay close to me."

"Sure," Meg agreed. She found it really cute that Ted was out ther to protect her. Then again, he was all hers.

"Guys," Kimiko said as she pointed to the warehouse, "there it is."

Raimundo ran up to the stpes of the warehouse and looked inside the window. Once he did, he saw nobody there. "He bought her back," he reported back to them, "Jack bought Melody back."

"Awesome," Meg said happily.

"I'm gonna kill her," Ted said with fury.

"Why?" Meg asked him.

"She killed you."

"Well I'm back, so you can bring me back...again."

"This works only once on the person, not twice," Dojo said as he shook his head at her.

"Aw, bummer," Meg said with no sense of emotion. She didn't care about th wu, or Melody, or death. All she cared about was that she was back and that she could be with the best guy in the world.

Suddenly, something big and metal-ish swooped down and grabbed Meg by the arms an took her to the skies. Ted leaped in the air to grab her but he only got her shoe. "Damn it!" he yelled at the Jck-bot that was carrying her.

"Hmmm," Meg said as she looke at the sky. "Girl, flying monkey," she said as she pointed to the robot, "yep, its the Wizard of Oz all over again. All I'm missing is a dress, shiny shoes, and a dog named Toto." She looked up at the robot, "yo, where are you taking me?" she asked the robot who gave her no response. "Must be a deaf one then."