Secretly Dreams of Beauty

by arabella15

No! Erik, no sympathy. No one every showed that you, my mind growled darkly. I was about to turn and leave this taxing business behind me, but a vision of a young ballerina dressed in white popped into my head. I sighed letting all the air harshly out of my nose. Damn. I was really going to do this.

35. Once upon a Time

I do not own The Phantom of the Opera. This is a gag chapter, meaning it is not actually connected to the real story. Enjoy.

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Once upon a time… or something like that, there lived a lovely young maiden named Chloe, but most people called her Little Red Riding Hood because of the red cloak she wore.

She also had a mane of fiery red hair and a kind disposition that won the hearts of all that she happened to meet.

One day Little Red Riding Hood's mother sent her out with a basket full of goodies for her sickly grandmother. Before Little Red left her mother pulled her into a tight embrace and warned her of the mean old woof that lived in the forest.

"Remember Chloe, don't stay from the path to grandmother's house or else the wolf will snatch you away", her mother warned while giving her a light squeeze and sending Little Red on her merry way.

Chloe set out on down the forest path and walked for what seemed like, in her mind, a thousand hours; in actuality it was more like twenty minutes.

"Oh bother", she exclaimed one hand going to her check. "If I continue on like this, I will never get to grandmother's house", she continued in exasperation. A bit dramatic don't you think?

After a bit of contemplation Little Red decided to ignore her mother's warning and take a shortcut through the forest.

Unknown to the red headed beauty; she was not alone in the forest. A pair of brilliant teal eyes was watching her from the protection of the shadows.

The owner of the eyes soon emerged from the shadows. He was a handsome dark haired man with two cute, black, little ears perched upon his head and a black tale that was wagging back in forth in excitement.

He also had a white half mask canceling part of his face, adding a mysterious air to him. What a beautiful women. The wolf thought rubbing his hands together, a lecherous glint coming into his eyes.

So Little Red continued on her way to her grandmother's house with the wolf following her in the shadows. Though I am not sure how Chloe did not notice the wolf. His lustful panty could be heard for miles around.

Eventually Little Red made it to her grandmother's house and the wolf was forced to spy through one of the windows of the little cottage.

"Hello grandmother", Little Red called out coming into her 'grandmother's' room. Little Red's 'grandmother' rugged face lit up with a smile, 'her' pale eyes locking onto the red headed beauty before 'her'.

"Why, what brings my sexy granddaughter her ta see me", Red's 'grandmother', Gabriel-a, called out in a many falsetto voice. Chloe let out a little laugh before coming to Gabriel-a's bed side.

"Oh grandmother, mother sent me with this basket full of goodies for you", sitting the basked on the bed next to Gabriel-a.

"Did she now?" Gabriel-a drawled as 'she' stretching out so that part of 'her' legs hung over the tiny bed 'she' was in.

"Why grandmother, what long legs you have", Little Red exclaimed, her mouth becoming a large O.

"The better ta get ta ya, my dear", Gabriel-a replied.

"Why grandmother, what muscular arms you have", Chloe continued, pointing at Gabriel-a's arms in surprise.

"The better ta hold ya with, my dear", Gabriel-a purred.

"Why grandmother, what a hairy chin you have" Little Red cried out as she ran a hand over her 'grandmother's' chin.

"What ?!" Red's 'grandmother' exclaimed jumping from the bed and running to the nearest mirror and in the process almost tripping over 'her' long ruffled white nightgown.

"By George, you right" 'She' continued as 'she' angled her head this way and that to look at the 5-clock-shadow that graced 'her' face.

"This ain't gonna work", 'she' mumbled before running to the bathroom, 'her' white nightgown flapping behind 'her'. "Gersh dang-it", 'she' hollered from the bathroom.

In a flash the cross dressing 'granny' was in front of Chloe clasping her hands between 'hers'. "I'll be back in just a minute darlin", Gabriel-a whispered fiercely before 'she' ran out the house at a pace too fast for you standard cross-dressing granny.

"Where are you going?" Chloe called out in worry. Gabriell-a's head popped back through the door 'she' had just disappeared thought.

"I need shavin cream", 'she muttered tersely before disappearing once again.

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End.

Just kidding I am going to be finishing this gag up tomorrow.

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