Hunny sighed. 'I wonder when Kao-chan will get it...'

As if on cue, the door to the third years assembly swung open, revealing a panting Kaoru Hitachiin, grinning with his arms open wide. 'Hunny-senpai, Hunny-senpai, Hunny-senpai! I-I was wrong!

Hunny gasped happily, running over and embracing the younger twin happily.

Jus then, an annoyed Hikaru with newly dyed hair, waltzed into the room. 'Hunny-senpai, why do you hug Kaoru?'

'Because I love Kao-chan!'

'And I love Hunny-senapi!'

Hikaru grinned sadistically. 'Well, Kaoru's my boyfriend, so you'll have to deal wih threesome!'

Hunny, not knowing what a threesome was, nodded happily as he was dragged by the twins over to a nearby closet.

Lets say, when Haruhi looked up at the window, instead of seeing two happy twins yelling her way, she saw a very distressed Mori, silently sobbing about his cousin's innocence into the abandoned Usa-chan...

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Yumi- chapter when Hika dyed his hair based.

Bob- 0_0''

Yumi- (shoves him in closet)

Oko- To shadow queen-^^' I wont do drugs and I promise to stay in school! ^^

To jas-chanxouran- you're welcome!

To jazzywuzhere- thanks ^^'

and to Awesome smiley girl (if you're reading)- shadow queen says Kaoru, and Kyoya a close second and why?

Yum- thanks for all the reviews! (heading for 200 *squee*) and sayounara!