Chapter 37: Sick Hands
Summary: Master Hand and Crazy Hand get sick when they are in the rain. Mario and Link replaced the hands and go to their office and act as a owner while the hands are sick. Meanwhile, Wario annoys the Smashers with his gross humor jokes.
25% focus on A Plot. 75% focus on the subplot.
The Smashers started having fun outside.
The weather is a bit sun and lot clouds though.
"When did we have a playground?" asked Mario.
"When we realized there's no playground in our place." said Master Hand.
"I hope there's no mud," said Wolf.
"Why, Wolf?" asked Falco.
"Cause my pants would get wet," said Wolf.
"So does my and Falco's," said Fox.
Meanwhile Luigi was watching The Weather Channel.
"Whatcha Watching?" asked Pikachu.
"Oh, hey, Phineas and Ferb fan. I'm watching The Weather Channel," said Luigi.
"Do you call me that cause someone in that show says that?" asked Pikachu.
"Yep. I also watch Phineas and Ferb," said Luigi.
"And now your Local on the 8s," said the announcer.
"Currently in your area, 75 degrees. With thunderstorm in the area."
"*gasp* Everybody! Get inside! Thunderstorm coming!" said Luigi.
The Smashers ran to the mansion. Just in time.
"Hey, where's the hands?" asked Mario.
"They're over there," said Fox.
The hands try to get to the mansion, but they got the cold.
"NOOO..." said Mario in slow motion.
"What's wrong, Mario?" asked Link.
"The hands are sick," sobbed Mario.
"Don't worry, the Smashers will take care of them," said Link.
"Really? That's good," said Mario.
"Wait a minute," said Fox. "We forgot an important thing. Who is going to take over their office?"
"We sure do," said Mario and Link.
"Great! And Link, you will be my assitant." said Fox.
"And Luigi will help me," said Mario.
"Where the hand are going be at?" asked Luigi.
"The living room. Snake is taking care of them. Better not hide in a box during babysitting." said Mario.
Snake is taking care of the hands.
"Whoa, what are you doing?" asked Sonic.
"Taking care of the hands. They're sick because the stupid ass rain did it to them," said Snake.
"Rain is gay," said Sonic.
"Yeah, that weather was created by bastards who loves that weather a lot," said Snake.
"I hope Wario doesn't do any gross stuff," said Sonic.
'Oh, damn it, he is doing it right now," said Snake.
"Don't even look at him, everyone!" said Sonic.
"I heard that! Your eggs are gonna be layed already!" said Yoshi.
"Waw, wa, wa, wa! Ha ha ha ha!" laughed Wario.
"WARIO! WHAT THE HELL, MAN? And put some clothes, dirt ass," said Yoshi.
"Nope, my ass will be viewed all day," said Wario.
"Ugh, you're naked!" yelled Yoshi.
"Wario, would you just shut the hell up!" Snake yelled.
"I'm disobeying you," said Wario.
"Damn it! Shut up!" shouted Snake, who punched Wario. "I'm busy taking care of the sick hands."
Wario got hurt.
"Ouch, you hit me. And my ass hurts too," said Wario.
"Take a damn shower," said Snake.
"No, smell my ass," said Wario.
Snake beats Wario again.
"Mario, why Wario always talk about his ass?" asked Snake.
"Because he's an idiot," said Mario.
"OK, thanks for that," said Snake.
"Alright, guys, I, Mario will be in charge of Master Hand's office," said Mario.
"And I am Luigi, who is taking care of Crazy Hand's office," said Luigi.
"Uh, Link taking care of it. You are my assitant," said Mario.
"Whoa, I forget everything," said Luigi.
"That's OK. Again, you will help me and Link's assitant is Fox," said Mario.
"Hey, Link. What are you doing?" asked Fox.
"I'm putting you as my assitant while Crazy Hand is sick," said Link.
"Wow, that's cool. What will I do while assitanting?" asked Fox.
"You only come here when I need you favor. Same routine as Luigi." said Link.
"Oh, OK. Thanks about that," said Fox.
"And here's your walkie talkie," said Link. "This is when I need you in Crazy Hand's office."
Fox and Luigi appected Mario and Link's rules. They went back to their rooms.
Meanwhile, Wario kept annoying Snake.
"Wario, would you stop farting on me!" yelled Snake.
"I wouldn't cause you ass will smell dirty like me," said Wario.
"You know what? You are one annoying asshole. You act like a complete idiot," said Snake.
"I will not stop this," said Wario.
"GRRRRR!" Grumbled Snake, so loud that most Smashers expect Mario, Link, Luigi, and Fox hear him.
"Snake, what's wrong?" asked Kirby.
'Wario is getting on my nerves!" said Snake.
"With his ass jokes?" asked Kirby.
"Yes. Now you and the Smashers need Wario stop farting," said Snake.
"OK, I will do that," said Kirby.
"Good," said Snake. "He's one pain in the ass."
"What are you going to do?" asked Kirby.
"Mario told me to watch the hands. They're sick," said Snake.
"Sorry to hear that. At least the stupid rain stopped an hour ago," said Kirby.
"OK, good, cause I'm gonna buy something for the hands to feel better," said Snake.
"Yeah, and I will be taking care of the hands while you do that and the Smashers will stop Wario," said Kirby.
"OK, thanks. I will be right back," said Snake as he went shopping.
"Alright, Smashers, we have an important mission from Soild Snake: stop Wario from saying gross stuff," said Kirby.
"Yeah, and his gross humor are not funny at all!" said Yoshi.
"Yeah, and your mission start right now. Good luck, Smashers," said Kirby.
"Wario, your ass kicked out of our group if you won't stop saying it," said Bowser.
"Yeah, and you're a freakin' liar! Go to hell, ass bitch!" said Ganondorf.
"Good one, Ganon. Now, hit him in the frying pan," said Peach.
Ganondorf does so.
"OUCH!" yelled Wario.
"Awesome job. My turn," said Peach, who hit Wario in the frying pan.
"Ouch! Would you please stop! I will stop the fart jokes, OK? Happy now?" said Wario, who was so annoyed.
"I feel bad for him," said Bowser.
"OK, I'm back. How was the fight?" asked Snake.
"Good, but Wario had stop the fart jokes, so no more gross stuff," said Kirby.
"That's good," said Snake. "Now, I will feed the hands. This will make them feel better."
He put it to them and got better.
"Uh, where am I?" aked Master Hand.
"You were ill," said Snake.
"Really? We were ill?" asked Crazy Hand.
"Yes, yes you were. The rain earlier today made you sick," said Snake.
"Let's never go outside ever again when there's dark clouds," said Crazy Hand.
"I agreed. And who were taking care of our offices?" asked Master Hand.
"Your trusted friends, Mario and Link. You may go to your office," said Snake.
At Master Hand, Luigi was doing a mission for Mario until Master Hand came.
"Hello, Mario. How's my office going?" said Master Hand.
"Good, are you two feeling better?" asked Mario.
"Yes, we are," said Master Hand. "You and Link may go to back to your room."
"OK," said Mario.
"How was your job?" asked Snake.
"Pretty good," said Mario.
"Yeah, I agreed," said Link.
"Falco, guess what I work with?" asked Fox.
"Peppy Hare?" asked Falco.
"No, Link," said Fox.
"Where was this at?" asked Falco.
"Here, today. The hands were ill, but not anymore," said Fox.
"OK, and nice job," said Falco.
"After recently, the hands are back to normal. So does everything here in the mansion. See ya later," said the narrator.
"The end."