A/N: Hello peoples! I love you guys~
Btw- This chapter will be silly and fluffy as f***. Yea... Roach and Ghost are kinda high on meds... so they say a bunch of random shit, lol. It's fun writing it, actually. It's almost like writing about drunk people. ;)
WARNING- As I said, Roach and Ghost are practically high, therefore I am not responsible for their actions or what they say! Hehehe...
*MyLittleRobin is my muse!*
2 Days Later...
"Ghostie!" Roach squealed, holding his hands out and making grabby motions.
Everyone was sitting in the infirmary, hanging out with Roach and Ghost, both of whom were high on whatever med cocktail was pumping through their veins. They had moved them into the same room yesterday, so now their beds were right beside each other.
"My baby!" Ghost replied, doing the same with his hands... well, as much as he could with a broken wrist.
They were both acting like two year olds. It was kinda cute, but it was also very strange. It was so out of character for them to act this way... Roach turned and looked at Price with glazed eyes. He pointed to him.
"Out of my room, bitchy bitch." He said with a smile.
Price made a face. "Why do I have to leave?"
"Cause old bananas aren't allowed in ma rooooom." He sang in reply.
Everyone doubled over laughing.
"What the... fuck does... that mean?!" Logan said through gasps for breath.
"Don't ask me." Keegan said with a shrug.
"Oi! Don't be talking about my baby! HE'S MINE, BITCHES!" Ghost yelled.
"Heeeeeey! I'm not yours. I disowned you."
Ghost's eyes grew huge.
"Why would you ever do that?!"
"Cause I'm adorable." He said, smiling and poking his cheeks.
"But... but you can't disown me!"
"Already did, terd."
Ghost pouted and hid his face in his hands. Roach pried his hands away and kissed his cheek. Everyone's jaws dropped. They knew they were high, but not that high.
"Yaaay, my baby still wuvs me!"
"Hey! No smooching in the infirmary!" Merrick said, pushing them further away from each other.
They both immediately put a hand out, reaching for each other and yelled, "HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE~"
Luke grabbed Roach's hand and forced it down.
"Oh my god! You're like a four year old!" He said with a smile.
"No bitch, get yer facts straight. I'm more like a two year old." He said seriously.
Ghost burst out laughing.
"A two year old?! No no no, you're more like a puppy."
"He has the attention span of a two year old though." Kick said.
"Damn straight." Roach said happily.
Suddenly Riley bolted through the door, heading straight for Roach's lap. Roach made a face when the dog licked him.
"Ewww, ya nasty."
"Hairy baby! C'mere baaaaby!" He said, reaching out a hand to pet Riley.
Riley barked and licked his hand. He screamed and wiped it on the bed.
"Ahhhhh! Shit! I'm infected!"
"Damn they really are high." Hesh said, raising an eyebrow.
"It's fuckin' hilarious, we should totally record it." Toad said, reaching for his phone.
Roach turned to glare at him.
"Have you seen how fast I can get a knife across a room? If you touch that phone, the next one will go through your head."
Toad's eyes tripled in size and he hurriedly retracted his hand.
"You're scary." He whined.
"No I'm not! I'm cute~"
Luke pinched his cheek.
"You used to be. Now you're mean."
"Owww!" Roach said, swatting his hand away.
"Don't touch my baby!" Ghost cried, hugging Roach and jumping back when Riley tried to lick him again.
"Hehehe..." Roach giggled.
"Get that beast out of your lap! You'll get a disease!"
"IT'S SO FLUFFY!" Roach yelled in an Agnes voice (from Despicable Me).
"Now!"
Roach sighed and shoved the dog off, then gave Ghost the bird.
"Rude."
"Mom! He's being mean to meeee!"
Everyone was confused.
"Roach, what-"
"MOM!" He yelled, pointing at Archer.
Archer's eyes widened.
"No. No no, just no. I am not your mother." He said, shaking his head.
"Mommy!" Roach and Ghost squealed.
"NOOOOO!" Archer yelled, running from the room.
They both laughed hysterically, as well as everyone else. Logan turned to look at Kick.
"What the hell did Archer give them?" He asked.
"I don't know, but I fucking love it. It's awesome." Kick laughed.
"Not for the first time, I'm concerned f-"
Roach covered his mouth and said, "Shhh. Old bananas aren't supposed to talk."
"I'm not an old banana!" Price cried, whacking his hand away.
Both of them looked past them and started laughing. They turned around to see a nervous Archer trying to re-enter the room.
"MOMMY'S BACK!" They squealed.
Archer sighed in defeat and left the room.
"You! You're a... a bunny!" Ghost said, pointing to Luke.
Luke shook his head and said, "Nope, I'm what's called a human. As for you... well I don't know what the fuck you are."
"But I know what you are. You're Charlie the Unicorn!" Roach yelled.
Roach and Ghost looked at each other, mischievous smiles on their faces.
"Oh shit, what are they gonna do now?" Toad asked, looking scared.
"Let's go to candy mountain, Charlie!" Roach said in a high pitched whispery voice.
"Yeah, candy mountain Charlie!" Ghost replied in the same voice.
"Woohooo!"
"No. There is no candy mountain." Price cut in.
"Shun the non-believer!"
"Shun!"
"Stop it!" Soap said, smiling and trying not to laugh.
"SHUUUUUNNNN!" They yelled together.
Roach looked at Luke and started giggling.
Luke made a face and said, "Okay, what is it?"
"Ghostie... I found the Banana King." He giggled.
Ghost giggled too. This went on for the next ten minutes and by the time they were able to stop, they both had the hiccups. Roach crawled over to Ghost's bed and laid down beside him with a yawn.
"Hey, who said you could sleep with him?" Price asked.
"The Banana King did." He replied, closing him eyes and snuggling up against Ghost.
Ghost pulled his blanket up to cover both of them and wrapped his arms around his friend.
"Are you guys really going t-"
"Shhh. You'll wake the Oomoo." Ghost whispered, his voice heavy with sleep.
Roach giggled before falling asleep. The rest of them looked at each other.
"Well, there goes our entertainment. What the hell are we supposed to do now?"
A/N: Oh my god that was... weird. I've never written anything so random in my life. Hehehe, hope you liked it. Please tell me if you want more chapters like this! Or if you hated it and never want me to do this again. Either way, PLEASE REVIEW! :D
CHARLIE THE UNICORN IS AWESOME.