Ugh… Boredom strikes back.
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Bowser was lighting the fire at camp, and started to cry.
Diddy Kong: Are you crying, Bowser?
Bowser sniffed.
Bowser: No. I just got some sand in my eye.
Falco: Sheesh, we made it to the final seven, what's wrong?
Bowser: It's just amazing. We've been through so much, the money won't be worth it, and we've been forced to be here.
Link: You've got a point. But hey, there's only seven of us left! I think we've done fantastic. What about you Luigi?
Luigi: Snake.
Bowser: Snake?
Link: Snake?
Luigi: SNAAAKKKEEE!!!
There was a large cobra rushing towards the seven of them.
Pikachu: Pika!
They ran. Fast.
Peppy and Toadsworth were hiding up in the trees.
Peppy: Hehe… They never suspected it. Colonel sure did a good job with the cobra costume.
Toadsworth: Oh by the way, he said you owe him thirty bucks.
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Cranky Kong: Well, time for a reward challenge. Before I tell you what it is, want to know what your reward will be?
Falco: Yeah.
Cranky Kong: A butler. You'll travel to another location and have a butler get anything for you.
Link: Sweet! I've always wanted a butler!
Cranky Kong: I'll ask a question about your teammates. Whoever gets the correct answer will drop a marble into one of the locations. Seven locations, one for each player. Once three marble are dropped into the location, it'll fall. If your little container falls, you're out. First question, "Who'd you want off this on day one?"
Diddy Kong- "Mr. Game and Watch"
Mr. Game and Watch- "Diddy Kong"
Pikachu- "Diddy Kong"
Link- "Diddy Kong"
Bowser- "Mr. Game and Watch"
Luigi- "Diddy Kong"
Falco- "Diddy Kong"
Cranky Kong: The correct answer was Diddy Kong.
Mr. Game and Watch dropped a marble in Bowser's container.
Pikachu dropped one in Bowser's container.
Link dropped a third one in Bowser's container and it fell.
Cranky Kong: Bowser's out.
Luigi put the marble in Diddy's container.
Falco also got one in Diddy's.
Cranky Kong: One more marble, Diddy's out. Next question, "Who do you trust the least, now?"
Diddy Kong- "Falco"
Mr. Game and Watch- "Falco"
Pikachu- "Falco"
Link- "Diddy Kong"
Luigi- "Diddy Kong"
Falco- "Diddy Kong"
Cranky Kong: The correct answer is Falco.
Diddy Kong dropped a marble in Luigi's container.
Mr. Game and Watch dropped one in Link's.
Pikachu dropped a marble in Diddy Kong's container, making it fall.
Cranky Kong: Diddy Kong's out! Next question, "Who will win the immunity challenge?"
Mr. Game and Watch- "Bowser"
Pikachu- "Diddy Kong"
Link- "Diddy Kong"
Luigi- "Diddy Kong"
Falco- "Link"
Cranky Kong: The correct answer was Diddy Kong.
Pikachu dropped a ball in Luigi's container.
Link dropped a ball in Mr. Game and Watch's container.
Luigi set one in Mr. Game and Watch's.
Falco put one in Mr. Game and Watch's, making his container fall.
Cranky Kong: Mr. Game and Watch, you're out. Luigi, one more and you're out. Next question, "Who won't shut the #### up?"
Pikachu- "Link"
Link- "Link"
Luigi- "Link"
Falco- "Link"
Cranky Kong: The correct answer was Link.
Pikachu dropped one in Luigi's, making his fall.
Cranky Kong: Luigi's out!
Link dropped one in Pikachu's.
Luigi dropped one in Pikachu's container for revenge.
Falco put one in Link's.
Cranky Kong: Pikachu, one more and you're out. Now, "Who's the craziest?"
Pikachu- "Link"
Link- "Luigi"
Falco- "Link"
Cranky Kong: The correct answer was Link.
Pikachu set a marble down in Link's container.
Falco also put one in Link's making his container fall.
Cranky Kong: Link's out. Pikachu, you need to win three times and Falco has to lose all three times for you to win. "If this was the finale, who would win?"
Pikachu- "Falco"
Falco- "Falco"
Cranky Kong: The correct answer was Falco.
Pikachu dropped a marble in Falco's and Falco did vice-versa.
Cranky Kong: Falco wins a butler!
Falco: Woohoo!
Cranky Kong: Now Falco, you can send someone else to tribal council or you can send yourself only if you give your butler up.
Falco: Grr… I'll give the butler up to Pikachu, and I'll go to exile.
Pikachu: Pika?
Falco: Yeah. Now it's time for exile!
Cranky Kong: That's my line! Falco, go to exile. Pikachu, your butler awaits.
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Butler: Your massage chair, sir?
Pikachu: Pika.
Pikachu sat in a massage chair, with a fan, eating the best meatloaf he's ever tasted.
Butler: More snakes with your meatloaf?
Pikachu: Pika? PIKACHU!
The butler dropped several snakes on Pikachu's meatloaf. Pikachu fainted.
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Falco spotted Bowser and Diddy Kong chatting in the forest after he arrived back from exile.
Diddy Kong: So… We're taking off who?
Bowser: Falco. Today is the day. I'm telling him we're voting off Pikachu, and we can get rid of him, or at least get rid of his idle. Either way, Pikachu or Falco is off. It's a win-win situation.
Diddy Kong: Nice.
Falco: That freak.
Bowser: Did you hear something?
Falco heard nothing else, he ran away.
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Falco spread the word to Luigi and Link.
Falco: I want Bowser off. He can suck my feathery ###!
Luigi: Umm... Why'a exactly do you'a want him'a off'a?
Falco: He wants to blindside me, but I eavesdropped. He's off, I'm sure we can get Pikachu,too. He also wants Pikachu off.
Link: Smart plan. But it looks like Pikachu's the swing vote.
Falco: I tried my best. I gave him the reward, and I saw no idle, either.
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Peppy: We're having a singing competition.
Link: Woohoo!
Peppy: It was a joke.
Link: Heh…
Peppy: You'll each take a sword, and slice a tree in half. Are you ready? First to slice a tree wins. Ready? Set? GO!
Bowser used force to try and get the thing through.
Pikachu used electricity with his swings.
Link won, though. No surprise there.
Peppy: Link wins!
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Falco was talking to Pikachu.
Falco: Dude. They're trying to vote you off. Diddy Kong, Bowser, and Mr. Game and Watch want you off as well as me. We have to team up against them.
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Bowser: Diddy Kong, Mr. Game and Watch, and I need your vote to vote off Falco. With that idle he could get to the finale easily. We need to blindside him while we have a chance.
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Master Hand: Well, I see you're all getting along just fine. Vote someone off anyway!
Falco: It's me or you. I think I have this.
Bowser: Sorry, man. You're too much of a threat.
Pikachu: Pikachu.
Master Hand: Let me read the votes.
Falco: Wait, before you read them, I'd like to play this idle.
Master Hand: All votes for Falco won't count. First vote, Falco. Falco. Falco. Falco. Bowser. Bowser. Bowser. Since you've played your idle, Bowser, you're out. Hand me your torch.
Bowser did so, his flame was removed, and he walked off.
Bowser: Wow Falco, I did not see that coming. At all. That was amazing, I wonder how you could've done it. Nice play. If you make it to the finale, I'm definitely voting for you. I have respect for you.