I don't own Hetalia or Jurassic park thanks for reeeading (Bamfisawesome, the plaaaaaaans are coming :D)

Hungary wished that Prussia had read the side effects on the pain killers they had given France, they'd actually made him stupid...er

"Lizzie, Lizzie, Lizzie the Lizard!" he cooed, ugh, when had he learned her human name...when had he decided to use it...

"shut up" she groaned, Prussia and Seychelles had gone to look for help leaving her to baby sit

"meany" France pouted, Prussia had managed to pop France's arm back into it's socket, but he wasn't a doctor by any stretch of the imagination.

There was a knock at the door "Hungary, let me in" it was Prussia, Hungary walked to the door and opened it.


"You have Triceratops issues!" Spain yelled

"no you have Italian issues!" England spat

"you have American issues!"

"you have tomato issues"

"you have cooking issues"

America laughed "he's right, you do!"

England shot America a harsh glare, "leave my cooking out of this"

"leave Lovi, Lovi2 and Tomatoes out of this"

England smirked "fine, you have turtle issues"

Spain reached over to shove England, Belarus had been watching the entire exchange,

"you both have issues, shut up" she scowled.


Had Seborga not ridden in a car driven by Italy before, he would have resolved never to get into a car with Monaco again, apparently frazzled nerves had a direct link to horrific driving.

"pull over!" he exclaimed

Monaco ignored him

"Monaco, I'm going to be sick!" he shrieked, Monaco slammed the breaks on, he shot forward straining his seat belt.

He didn't wait to recover, he unbuckled his belt and jumped out of the car.


Japan woke up to a smell of burning and a fire alarm, he sat bolt upright, he forgot where he was,

"AIIIIIIIIIII!" someone screamed

"I thought Latvia asked if you needed help?"

"porridge originated in Korea, da ze"

"how did you burn porridge"

"how about you all stop panicking and deal with this!"

Japan wondered into the kitchen, acrid smoke poured out of a pan, Taiwan was waving a book at a fire alarm to stop the noise, Germany was trying to take the pan off of the heat, Korea was sat on the counter grinning, Latvia was shaking in the corner covering his ears, Liechtenstein and Wy were opening all the windows and Sealand was tying a scarf around his nose so he couldn't smell the smoke...Greece had managed to sleep through the whole thing.


France lay back on the table, his ankle no longer hurt, nor did his shoulder, but he was feeling woozy, and funny, and Lizzie was being a big MEANY!

He heard Prussia at the door, ah, at last, someone who understood him...Prussia ignored him and got in an argument with Hungary, fine, there was always one friend he could count on...unless there was something more fun to do.

France pulled out his mobile, something inside him told him he should tell Hungary that his mobile was working