A/N: Haha, my little 3 year old babysitting charge just learned a new word. Not an age appropriate one either. So, it inspired me, as did Whatif-only's chapter 99.
Disclaimer: I don't own CM. But, feel free to tell me I do.
Life Update: Gah! English essay due tomorrow! Haven't started! Time to get inventive...
JJ was drying a plate, when it slipped out of her hands and smashed on the tiles. Olivia jumped a little as it hit the floor. She was scribbling with crayons, sitting on the kitchen counter
"Shit," JJ cursed, bending down to pick up the pieces.
"Broken," Olivia pointed out. JJ grinned.
"Yes, Livy, it's broken," she replied.
"Shit," Olivia repeated. JJ almost dropped the pieces of broken plate she was holding.
"Olivia!" she said, standing up and dumping the broken china in the bin. Olivia looked at her innocently.
"Shit," Olivia said again. JJ groaned. Then she had a brainwave.
"Livy, where's Toby?" she asked. Olivia glanced around, and looked back at her mother, shocked.
"Gone!" she said. JJ laughed.
"Call him," she said. Olivia looked confused, so JJ demonstrated.
"Toby," she said quietly, so as not to actually call the dog.
"Tebee!" Olivia yelled at the top of her lungs. A little jangle from the front room made her smile.
"Tebee!" she yelled again. Toby came skidding through the archway, crashing into the edge of the lounge.
"Tebee!" Olivia said excitedly, 'shit' forgotten. JJ lifted Olivia off of the bench, heaving a sigh of relief. Olivia ran over to Toby, rubbing his belly as he sprawled out over the floor. JJ's phone rang from where it was sitting on the counter. Checking the caller ID, she answered it.
"Hey Spence"
"Hi. How's your day going?"
"Not bad, except Olivia just mimicked something I said"
"Let me guess, knowing your mouth, it wasn't age appropriate?" Spencer asked. JJ laughed.
"No, it wasn't"
"Is she still saying it?"
"No, Toby saved the day. All is forgotten"
"That's good"
"Spence?"
"Yeah?"
"Hurry home when you finish...I need you"
"Don't worry, I'll be home so fast you won't even blink"
"Ok, you might be able to read that fast, but please don't drive that fast...you'll kill yourself"
"That might be true"
"It is true, you've got that whole Mr I Can't Die attitude going on...but don't worry, I think it's sexy"
"I know, I'm very irresistible"
"Whatever"
"Jayje, I got to go, but I'll see you when I get home, ok?"
"Alright. I love you"
"I love you too. Give Livy a kiss for me"
"I will. See you tonight"
"Bye," Spencer said, hanging up. JJ put her phone down on the bench, and laughed at what she saw when she turned around. Toby was lying on the floor, belly up, and Olivia was using his belly as a pillow.
"Tebee fuffy!" Olivia said. JJ went to help Olivia up, when she felt a little kick.
"Hey, I know you're in there," she said, smiling. Olivia stood up.
"Mommy?" she asked, confused. JJ held out her hand, leading Olivia into the lounge room. Sitting down on the couch, she felt the kick again.
"Livy, give Mommy your hand," she said. Olivia held out her tiny little hand. JJ held Olivia's hand against her swollen belly, waiting for another kick. Within a few minutes, the baby kicked again. Olivia squealed and giggled, making JJ laugh.
"Kicky!" she exclaimed. Then she looked up to her mother for an explanation.
"Mommy?" she asked. JJ smiled. She wasn't entirely sure if Olivia would understand. In fact, she was almost one hundred percent certain that it wouldn't sink in at all.
"Well, Olivia...Mommy is having a baby," JJ said gently. Olivia frowned.
"Baby?" she asked. JJ nodded. Olivia grinned, and placed her hands on JJ's belly, laughing when the baby kicked. JJ smiled. At least she kind of, maybe, just half understood what was going on.
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Spencer opened the door, and stepped inside. As he shut the door behind him, JJ surprised by grabbing him and kissing him deeply. Spencer cast his bag and jacket aside, and pulled JJ closer to him. They made out passionately in the hallway for a few minutes, before Spencer lifted JJ off her feet and carried her to the bedroom. As soon as he had put her down, JJ pushed him onto the bed, and began taking his clothes off, kissing him as she did.
"Mm...what's this in favour of?" he mumbled.
"Do I need a reason to make love to my incredibly sexy husband?" JJ whispered. Spencer smiled.
"No reason at all," he replied, kissing her neck. JJ set to work on completely stripping away his clothes, intending to love him until he could not possibly be loved anymore.
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Emily watched as Jack and Hotch raced each other on Jack's PlayStation.
"I'm going to beat you!" Jack yelled.
"Not if I can help it!" Hotch exclaimed. Emily laughed, mainly because the team would find it hilarious to see Hotch like this.
"Oh yeah!" Jack yelled, dropping the controller as he got up and danced around the living room.
"I let you win," Hotch said defensively.
"Sure Daddy, you let me win," Jack said sarcastically. Hotch jumped up and ran for Jack, swinging the boy up over his shoulder. Jack screamed with laughter as Hotch then dropped him on the couch, beside Emily.
"You guys are nuts," Emily laughed. Hotch stretched over Jack and kissed her cheek.
"Then you are the perfect addition to our family," he said. Jack giggled. Emily stuck her tongue out at Hotch as he sat back down, making the three of them start laughing.
"Emily?" Jack said.
"Yeah?"
"I...I love you...and the baby," Jack told her. Emily's eyes welled with tears as she hugged the little boy.
"I love you too Jack," she whispered. Hotch smiled.
"And now Daddy's joining in!" he exclaimed, grabbing the two and pulling them into a hug, making them laugh.
"I'm feeling the love Aaron," Emily said. Jack giggled.
"I'm feeling it too," Hotch said, kissing her forehead.
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The Following Day
JJ was sitting in the main room when someone knocked on the door.
"I get it!" Olivia yelled. JJ bolted off the couch.
"Olivia, wait for Mommy!" she called.
"Otay!" Olivia yelled back. JJ caught her at the front door, and picked her up. Olivia reached out and pulled the door open. Standing on the doorstep were JJ's parents.
"Hi Jenny," her mother said, a tone of excitement in her voice.
"Mom, Dad! I haven't seen you since my wedding!" JJ exclaimed, hugging both of her parents in turn, and then inviting them inside.
"We realised it had been a while, and decided we should come and see you," Mr Jareau explained. JJ took them through to the main room, where they all sat down on the couch. Olivia wriggled out of JJ's arms, and went to the drawings she had left on the coffee table.
"And this has to be Olivia," Mrs Jareau said. JJ smiled and nodded.
"She was only 5 months old the last time you saw her," she replied.
"She must be, what...nearly 2 now?" Mr Jareau asked.
"She'll turn two in July"
"So, how have you been Jenny?" Mrs Jareau asked. A smile spread across JJ's face.
"Well...Spence and I are expecting our second child in just a few months," she said. Mrs Jareau's eyes lit up.
"Oh Jenny! That's great! I'm very happy for you," she said, getting up and hugging JJ. JJ grinned at her dad over her mother's shoulder, making him laugh. Mrs Jareau sat back down, still smiling.
"Jenny...your mother and I are extremely proud of you. I'm sure that so many people have said this to you, but you pulled yourself past what happened. And look at you now! You're in a job that you obviously like, you have a beautiful daughter, and a husband who loves you very much. We are, truly, very proud of you. And your brother," Mr Jareau said. JJ's eyes brightened.
"Oh honey, don't cry!" Mrs Jareau gushed. JJ laughed.
"Don't worry, it's just the hormones," she said, wiping her eyes hastily.
"Mommy!" Olivia exclaimed, reaching up for JJ. JJ picked her up, and sat her in her lap.
"What's wrong Livy?" she asked. Olivia glanced over at her grandparents, and then hid her face against JJ's chest. Mr and Mrs Jareau laughed.
"Olivia, it's alright. I'm your grandma," Mrs Jareau said, gently touching the back of Olivia's hand. Olivia sat up straight and looked her grandmother right in the eye.
"Ganna?" she asked. Mr Jareau laughed.
"Yes," Mrs Jareau replied. Mr Jareau came around and sat on the edge of the coffee table, in front of Olivia. JJ smiled. She knew what he was going to do.
"Olivia, watch this," he said gently. Reaching behind her ear, he brought his hand back in front of her, and opened his fingers, revealing a small handful of gummy bears. Olivia squealed and laughed, which only made everyone in the room laugh as well.
"For you Olivia," Mr Jareau said.
"What do you say, Livy?" JJ coaxed.
"Ta," Olivia said, taking the lollies. More confidently, she wriggled off JJ's lap, clutching tightly to her prize, and toddled over to her grandparents. Mr Jareau lifted her up onto the couch, sitting her on his knee, the same way Matt always did.
"God, it really has been a long time since we saw you," Mrs Jareau said. JJ got up the courage to say to her parents what she been thinking for a long time.
"I've missed you so much," she said softly, tears running down her cheeks. Mrs Jareau also began to cry. Both of them stood up and hugged each other tightly, tears running down their faces. Olivia looked bewildered at the excess emotion.
"Mommy sad?" she asked. JJ pulled away from her mother.
"No baby, I'm happy," she explained. Olivia looked even more confused.
"You sad!" she tried to explain. Everyone started to laugh.
"Ok, Olivia, Mommy's sad"
"No sad, be happy!" Olivia demanded, making her grandparents laugh harder. A jingle and the pitter patter of paws on tile turned their attention.
"Tebee!" Olivia exclaimed, scooting off the couch, and over to Toby.
"You have a dog too?" Mrs Jareau asked. JJ laughed.
"I know, it's a madhouse. I can't imagine what it'll be like with two kids under the age of five," she pondered. Olivia giggled, and rubbed Toby's belly.
"She loves that dog," Mr Jareau said.
"You honestly, have no idea"
A/N: Man, that took FOR-EVA! What with an essay that I left until the night before it was due (I ended up handing it in three days late), and dancing, and the weather here has been just shocking. We've had power outs, right when my laptop needs to charge, so that hasn't helped. Weather is not improving, but the power outs are now down to only one every four to five days, where as before, it was once daily. I love this weather though, so I'm actually not complaining!
Please, please, please, please, please read and review!
SQ215 xxx