Authors note: hehehe I am still pleased with my evil cliffhanger, you lot probably want to hit me with unicorn horns and then chuck a frying pan at my head. Yeah I am getting weirder by the day, what you gonna do?
Courfeyrac: put you in a mental institution
Grantaire: call you witch and have you burnt at the stake?
LEAVE MY AUTHORS NOTE YOU VERMIN! Sorry, as you see getting weirder.
So what to expect in this update: evil cat, the red vest, fangirling Jehan and special guests :)

Disclaimer: let's just skip this...

Enjy's birthday pt 2

Grantaire: ok... who let Bossuet near lit candles?

Bossuet: I was sat on a chair playing Call of duty.

Courfeyrac: *fake cough* sad *fake cough*

Me: so anyone gonna see to the knocked out Enjolras?

Éponine: R serve the cake...

Me: anyone... Ferre?

Combeferre: cut me piece

Me: seriously, I'm the responsible one for once... by the way guys. The barricade is still on fire.

Jehan: let's get some music on

Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING, I AM NEVER THE RESPONSIBLE ONE!

Enjolras: Afhdrggzxcbhuujn *rubs head*

Grantaire: Ah the birthday boy is awake

Enjolras: *sees barricade and faints again*

Grantaire: Never mind... look the cat is chucking enjy's red vest ON THE FIRE HOLY FINDING NEMO! WE ARE ALL DEAD!

Bahorel: NEMO! Where, where's Nemo

Me: * facepalm* why am I here?

Hardy: my plans shall be put in place, I need to just leave this barricade- HUMAN PUT ME DOWN OR I'll USE YOUR BED AS A LITTER BOX!

Jehan: Hardy, the vet said to keep this cone on

Hardy: No, no, NO!

Jehan: There...

Hardy: I hate you all... Plans are now postponed.

Marius: * crying*

*everyone carries on*

Marius: * cries louder*

* everyone still ignores him*

Marius: Cosette...?

Cosette: Sorry Marius I am breaking up with you.

Marius: *bursts in to tears* why?

Cosette: You are clingy, act like a baby and are annoying

*everyone looks at them*

Musichetta: that was unexpected

Me: they'll be back together by next update.

Everyone; *mummers in agreement*

*A knock on the wardrobe of shame*

Combeferre: is Joly still in there?

Joly: no I am eating cake

Jehan: * opens the door and fangirls... Hardcore* srttdye hdteeyfererft tyjdtsfg grtsrrrrftddgfggvgvh * his brain basically fries.*

Me: eyfhggcfgtdcgffgxyfdyx fall out boy fyfhgdgrsertrtr is here fufrfgdgfhghdffdgfghg

Patrick Stump: Ummm

Pete Wentz: This is definitely the wrong place

Andy Hurly: Well I said we should of taken a left at camp half blood.

Jehan: I am dreaming dbggrtgyffsesrghn

Joe Trohmen: let's stay they have cake.

Me: *brain fries and basically becomes an incoherent toddler*

Gavroche: no... No one touches my cake.

Joe Trohmen: but...

Gavroche: no buts... I don't share

Patrick stump: trade you cookies...

Gavroche: hmmm... Ok

Authors note: sorry had to have fall out boy... I got my concert tickets earlier today so I have been a babbling fangirl ever since. I LOVE YOU PATRICK STUMP! Sorry exclaiming my love for the reason i love punk music. Yup I'm obsessed. I need to say this RIP PETE'S EYELINER :'( The king of emo shall never be the same.

Anyway sorry for the crap update it is 01:25 am, I am knackered and yeah... Excuses. As a sorry I shall serenade you

Roses are red
Violets are not blue
I need a life
And if your reading this
You do too :D

Ok since I can't sing imagine it's enjy. Well night night and sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite xxx