A/N: Hello! Please don't kill me for taking so long...

Disclaimer: I only own Mizuiro and the other OCs.

An Akatsuki Story Chapter 36

When I woke up, I was tied up, being dropped down by the same damn ninja who knocked me out.

They started a campfire, and that's where we were now.

If I remember clearly, I think that ninja's name was something like Haru… I'll make sure he'll pay when I get out of here!

After some time with me complaining, they tied me up in a tree, hoping that I would finally shut my mouth. Which I, of course, didn't.

I was getting hungrier by the minute. Scratch that, by the second.

"Hey! You there, get this frigging thing of me now! I'm hungry! Let me go, you bastards! Or else, I swear I'll let my friend loose on you! And don't think you'll ever escape that hellhole! You fucking bitches! Let me eat!"

So long for my 'escape-silently-without-them-noticing'-plan.

Someone above me –probably Haru again- put his foot on my head.

"Quiet, or you won't be getting any food."

Did he really thought THAT would be shut me up?

"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! GET YOUR FUCKING FOOT OFF MY HEAD!"

Hidan has taught me well.

"Well, seems like you won't be getting this delicious onigri after all," Haru said, waving a piece of rice in front of my eyes. See, told you it was Haru.

"How are you stepping on my head anyway? Are you flying or something? Oh! I know! YOU'RE A GOOD FAIRY, AREN'T YOU? Then why aren't you helping me out and NOT stepping on my head?" the last part said in my deadliest tone.

I think at least half of the ninjas under us now wondered about my sanity. I blame the fact that they tied me up in this tree. All of that blood going to my head can't be healthy.

After Haru had finally let go of my head, gave me one tiny piece of food –that I secretly put in my pocket- and all of the ninjas except Haru fell asleep, silence once again returned from its long journey away from me.

I was so damn tired but those evil ropes hurt so bad that there was no way I could ever fall asleep like this.

"Ano sa, Haru, you're a helper of Orochimaru ne?"

"… So?"

"Why did you join him?"

"… None of your business."

"Oh, come on… I swear I won't tell anyone! Not that I have any good friends here, anyway."

"Still, none of your business."

"Nooo! Mean old Haru won't tell me why he joined old snakemans evil group against cute rabbits pink fluffy stuff," I cried, 'Kami, please help me to change his ideas!"

"Shut up."

"Kami, he's being mean," I said to the moon that was finally separating itself from the dark clouds that tried to take over the sky.

For some time, silence came back from both our sides. Once more, it was me who drove it away again.

"Still, I have to say you're good. You're the first person in a long time I've met that doesn't lose patience after at least a day. Congrats, ojisan!" (ojisan = uncle)

"…"

"Hey, aren't you going to thank me for this amazing title? You're really mean, ojisan!"

"… I told you to shut up."

"Pfff… funkillerojisan."

"…"

"Silencelovingojisan?"

"Stop calling me that."

"Nicknamehatingojisan!"

"Stop that, I said."

"I'm just trying out mah awesome nicknaming skillz! No need to get so pissed, grandpa."

"Shut your trap."

"Is that the only thing you can say? You could be a little more creative, you know."

"Shut it."

"And I thought you would know by now that won't shut me up…"

"…"

"Come on, at least say SOMETHING!"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"Wait… Don't tell me you fell asleep… Hey! Haru ojisan!"

"… zzz…"

"… Damn."

Of course he wasn't sleeping, since he was the guard tonight. But if he didn't want to play along, there was nothing I could do.

Guess I'll try to get some sleep too.

A/N: Have a nice day! Please review & thanks for reading! :)