Total Drama Insanity

In this chapter, well, we're going to see who wins the challenge and immunity, of course...but Lightning is going to start shooting campers with his rocket launcher. Not fun. Then again Duncan did shoot Blaineley with his pistol and devirtualized her, so yeah.

And yes, after this chapter we're going to have only seven campers...yeah, it's a small island after all...

Chapter 35: Mansion Of Horrors

"Welcome back to Total Drama. In the last chapter, I used the virtual helmets again...this time I sent them to a mansion full of freaking zombies! Haha! Unfortunately Duncan decided to shoot my avatar in the game...stupid little boy." explained Blaineley.

"Well, I sure showed him! I made him fall into a tank full of Neptunes! Yes, sharks can get infected by the T-Virus too...I personally wonder if there's anything that can't be be infected by it...that would truly be amazing." noted the hostess.

"Anyways, I gave Lightning a rocket launcher to help him out with the challenge...and to use on the fellow campers! Haha! It's too bad that the campers decided to kick out Brick...I had so much fun using him as a pawn. But ah well." answered the blonde.

"Anyways, I bet you want me to welcome you back into the world of survival horror...well alright then! Let's get back to the campers, shall we?" inquired Blaineley.

As Blaineley said, welcome back to the world of survival horror...

"Hmm, I wonder what's in this room?" inquired Dawn. Curious, she decided to take a closer look.

As it turned out, there was a shotgun inside the room inserted into a slot. Curious, she decided to take it out.

Suddenly, the ceiling began to descend.

"Whoa!" exclaimed the moonchild.

Immediately, she decided that she should put the shotgun back where she found it...but unfortunately, Blaineley would not be having any of that.

"Ah ah ah. You're a pancake!" taunted the hostess.

Suddenly, the slot where Dawn had received the shotgun disappeared.

"Blaineley must hate me..." murmured the moonchild.

Immediately, she began to knock against the door to see if anyone could come to her aid.

"A little help here? Please? I'm going to get crushed!" inquired Dawn.

Suddenly, B began to chop against the door with an axe.

"Whoa!" exclaimed the moonchild.

Thankfully, she did not get hit by it...otherwise she might have exploded into pixels.

Within a few seconds, the door was busted down, and B pulled Dawn out of the room before the ceiling reached the floor.

"Phew...thanks for saving me." answered the moonchild.

Curious, Dawn decided to use her empathetic abilities to see what B had to say.

"What? I was almost a Dawn sandwich? B, did you eat your lunch today?" asked Dawn.

B sadly shook his head.

"Well, considering that zombies ate eating everyone's flesh...maybe you shouldn't have." noted the moonchild.

B nodded his head in agreement.

Confessional: I wonder what Dawn would taste like as a sandwich...oh wait, I shouldn't be practicising cannibalism.

Dawn: I'm glad that B was there for me during the challenge...and look! Now I have a shotgun!

B: *he is glad that there was an axe next to the door*

Blaineley: Grahh! Curse you, B! I hope Lightning gets you!

Meanwhile, Mike and Zoey found themselves dealing with Plant 42...who immediately grabbed onto Zoey with one of its tentacles.

"Aah! Mike, help me!" demanded the indie chick.

Fortunately, Mike was able to come to her aid by shooting the tentacle and forcing it to let Zoey go.

"Thanks...this feels like old times, doesn't it?" answered Zoey.

"Yeah, it does." nodded Mike.

Suddenly, one of the tentacles lunged towards the boy.

"Mike, look out!" warned the indie chick.

Fortunately for Mike, he heeded his girlfriend's warning, and Plant 42 only succeeded in ripping off part of his shirt.

However, this had the side-effect of causing Mike to transform into Vito.

"I'm here to kill zombies and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum." said Vito.

"I've got some bubblegum." answered Zoey, handing Vito a twelve-pack.

"I'm here to kill zombies and chew bubblegum, and I've just received some fresh bubblegum." answered the teenager.

Curious, Zoey noticed that there was a flamethrower nearby...maybe they could use that to slay Plant 42?

Immediately, she decided to hand it to her boyfriend...who gleefully incinerated the overgrown plant with it.

"Yes...now I can REALLY kill zombies and chew bubblegum." answered Vito.

"Are you going to say something over than that?" asked Zoey.

"I'm here to...win the challenge and chew bubblegum?" he answered back.

"Close enough." answered Vito's girlfriend.

Confessional: Hooray for Mike's alternate personality disorder!

Zoey: Is he going to remain like that for the rest of the challenge?

Mike (or Vito, whichever you prefer): Now if only I could find some shades...those would make me look awesome.

Meanwhile, Lightning was having a field day slaying all the monsters in the mansion with his new rocket launcher. He even managed to kill the giant snake he had encountered earlier with it.

Now if only he could find some campers to shoot with his rocket launcher. He had to admit, he felt a bit guilty about removing other campers from the challenges...but Blaineley would make sure to give him immunity if he did, right?

"Where could they possibly be hiding?" he inquired.

Suddenly, he noticed Izzy and Ezekiel out in the hallway.

"Bingo!" exclaimed Lightning.

"Uh, hi there, Lightning, how's the challenge going eh?" inquired Ezekiel.

"Pretty good...though it will be going even better soon." said the jock as he aimed the rocket launcher at Ezekiel.

"By the way, what happened to your partn-"

Ezekiel didn't get the opportunity to finish that sentence, as Lightning used his rocket launcher to make him explode into gray and black pixels.

"Uh-oh!" exclaimed Izzy, realizing her partner was now out of the challenge and that she was in danger.

"Now then..." answered Lightning as he aimed his rocket launcher at Izzy.

Unfortunately for Lightning, Izzy proved to be too agile for the rockets to harm her. She immediately ran away from him to escape his wrath.

Apparently, he was going to need the element of surprise if he wanted the rocket launcher to be effective, like he had with Ezekiel.

No matter. He would surely be able to find another way to kill Izzy in the near future.

Confessional: Ezekiel is out of the challenge...but you should know that already.

Ezekiel: Why did Lightning do that eh?

Izzy: Yes! Izzy avoided being struck by Lightning!

Lightning: You can run from me Izzy, but you can't hide! Then again this is an enormous mansion...well, OK, maybe she can hide...but she can't do it forever! Lightning's coming for her!

Let's check on Ezekiel, shall we?

"Ugh..." murmured Ezekiel as he removed the virtual helmet from his head.

"Congratulations Ezekiel! You got struck by Lightning!" exclaimed Blaineley.

"Wasn't Lightning my partner during the challenge?" inquired Duncan curiously.

"Yes, he was! And now he's going to kill for me!" bellowed the hostess.

"You are a sad, strange little woman eh." noted Ezekiel.

"I am not sad, I'm perfectly happy! And I am not strange! I am popular!" yelled the blonde.

"Right..." answered Duncan incredulously.

"Now then, watch as I add some Crimson Heads to the challenge." said Blaineley.

"You're adding disembodied heads to the challenge now?" asked Ezekiel.

"No, they're just upgraded zombies...that happen to be red." answered the hostess.

"Oh." realized Ezekiel.

"Yeah...it's going to be a bloodbath! Haha!" exclaimed the hostess as she began to press buttons.

"I guess simply adding zombies to the challenge wasn't enough for Blaineley eh." noted the farmer.

"I'll say! She dunked me in a tank full of Neptunes!" exclaimed Duncan, realizing how the hostess designated him as her first victim during the challenge.

"Isn't that the name for the Roman God of Water?" inquired Ezekiel.

"Apparently the developers of Capcom really like irony." noted Duncan.

Confessional: The campers are about to learn why you always burn zombie corpses or blow their heads off.

Blaineley: If any of the campers can survive that...well, I'll be hunting them down...heh heh.

Duncan: This is starting to remind me of Left 4 Dead for some reason...

Ezekiel: At least Izzy is still in the challenge so that I can still win eh.

It became pretty clear that Dawn was fortunate to find a shotgun (even if she was almost caught by a deathtrap thanks to Blaineley rigging the challenge against her), as immediately a Crimson Head ran towards her.

"Whoa! That is one surprisingly fast zombie." noted Dawn as she shot the Crimson Head with her shotgun.

B began to wonder if they should have done something to dispose of the zombies' bodies after they had killed them. Then again, it wasn't like he had played the original version of Resident Evil.

But on the plus side, it looked like the zombies wouldn't be returning this time...unless they somehow had a third form.

"I wonder who's been eliminated during the challenge...I think there's about six of us left..." noted Dawn.

B shrugged. It could be anyone really.

"I think we should stick together." noted the moonchild.

The silent genius nodded his head in agreement. He got the feeling that the challenge would become much harder for them both if one of them was eliminated from it.

Then again, that was typically how 2-player games worked. Immediately, he swung his axe at a Crimson Head's...well, head, separating it from the body.

Meanwhile, Blaineley was disappointed that the Crimson Heads weren't as effective as she had imagined. Personally she was hoping that the challenge would go by quicker...

Getting desperate, she decided it was time to send out her army of loyal killing machines.

"Well then, I guess it's time to send out my little reptiles." said Blaineley.

Duncan gasped in astonishment.

"Surely, you can't mean..."

"Yes, Duncan, I'm sending out those. Have fun watching the campers die." answered the hostess.

Duncan sighed. There simply wasn't reasoning with Blaineley.

Confessional: You thought that zombies were bad? Think again!

Zoey: I just felt a chill go down my soul.

Blaineley: Hahaha! Good luck outrunning my little pets.

Duncan: Ezekiel was right.

Chef: What kind of scientist would create this freaks anyway?

Zoey and Vito began to hear an inhumane screech. Curious, they began to wonder if something was approaching.

"Is it more zombies?" inquired Zoey. Then again, zombies never really screeched...they simply moaned.

"What? Oh no! These are far worse!" exclaimed Blaineley.

"Who dares challenge us?" asked Mike.

"Care for a demonstration?" inquired the hostess.

Suddenly, a Hunter burst through the door and began to run straight towards Vito and Zoey...and boy was he fast.

"Mike, burn it! Quick!" exclaimed Zoey.

Vito did so, though it didn't go down too easily. Apparently Blaineley was sending out the big guns.

"Wow, she must really want us dead now." noted the indie chick.

"I'd like to see her try." taunted Vito.

"Yeah, well, I'm not stopping with Hunters! You'll both be dead by the end of the challenge, I promise you!" exclaimed Blaineley as her avatar disappeared in a burst of smoke.

"What's her problem?" asked Zoey.

"She doesn't know who she's dealing with." answered Vito.

"I was actually asking if you thought she was unhinged." answered the indie chick.

"Well, that too. Who would dare try to challenge me?" nodded the teen.

Confessional: That's right, Blaineley's sending out Hunters! It won't be long before we see more eliminations.

Blaineley: I cannot be stopped!

Chef: And here I thought that the zombies were scary.

Mike (or Vito, or whoever): Those Hunters aren't going to hunt me...I'm going to hunt them!

Zoey: *she is shivering with fear*

Meanwhile, Izzy was trying to kill Lisa Trevor with a chainsaw...but she was having a very difficult time doing so.

"C'mon! Die already!" exclaimed Izzy, cutting into Lisa with a chainsaw.

Meanwhile, Lightning was being chased by Forest Speyer...due to the fact that for some strange reason he had attached a ton of grenades to himself...shooting him was out of the question.

"What is Lightning going to do?" he thought.

Curious, he noticed that Izzy was trying to kill Lisa Trevor nearby...and suddenly he got an idea.

"Hey, over here! Hey!" exclaimed Lightning.

Forest Speyer immediately ran towards Lightning.

Jumping out of the way at the last second, Forest Speyer and Lisa Trevor both exploded...along with Izzy, who burst into green and orange pixels.

"Haha! Five more campers to go! Now then, where are they?" exclaimed the jock.

Looking around for the campers, Lightning suddenly began to hear labored breathing.

"What is that? Is it another camper?" asked the jock curiously.

He decided to look around some more, and he immediately screamed. As it turned out, it was a Regenerador, who wanted to devour his neck.

Immediately, Lightning shot a rocket at it.

"Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!" he bellowed.

Unfortunately for Lightning, the Regenerador began to regenerate from the explosion.

"Die die die!" demanded the jock.

Fortunately, he was able to kill it...after about seven different rockets.

"Sheesh...good thing this rocket launcher has a ton of ammo." noted the jock.

Confessional: Do Regeneradors give you nightmares?

Izzy: That was one big explosion! Too bad I was caught in it.

Lisa Trevor: Mother...

Blaineley: Er, did one of the monsters I put in the simulation just use the confessional? Um...

Lightning: *he is shivering with fear*

Meanwhile...

"That challenge was epic!" exclaimed Izzy as she took off her virtual helmet.

"Well, I hope you're happy, because you and Ezekiel are out of the challenge and won't be getting immunity!" bellowed the hostess.

"Aww..." complained Izzy.

"I guess you can't always win eh." noted Ezekiel.

"Well, I always win. It's time for me to send out the Tyrant!" exclaimed Blaineley.

"Were the Hunters not enough for you?!" bellowed Duncan.

"No, they were not." answered the hostess as she released the Tyrant from its experiment pod.

Unfortunately for Dawn and B, they were the closest to the Tyrant when its pod was drained.

"It sure is nice that we managed to kill those Hunters...along with that Licker that really freaked me out...but I can't help but shake the feeling we're going to face something that's even worse than those two combined..." said Dawn.

B scratched his head curiously. What could possibly be worse than Hunters and Lickers put together?

His question was answered when the Tyrant stuck its hand out of his chest, causing him to explode into red and black pixels.

"B!" bellowed Dawn.

The Tyrant then went after Dawn, who now had to do everything in her power to defend herself. Unfortunately, even after she unloaded all her pistol ammo into it, it still managed to get up.

"This is bad..." murmured the moonchild.

Getting desperate, she decided to try using her shotgun...but even that wasn't enough.

"Is this the end?" she thought.

"Yes! She's going to die! Haha!" exclaimed Blaineley.

But as it turned out, there was a grenade launcher nearby.

"Wait, what?" inquired the hostess.

Curious, Dawn decided to test it out on the tyrant's exposed heart to see that would do the trick...which it did.

KABOOM!

The Tyrant immediately screamed as it was blown to pieces.

"Huh, I didn't even have to use the rocket launcher...wait, where is the rocket launcher anyway?" inquired the moonchild.

Confessional: Hooray for Dawn! And too bad for B.

B: *he is happy that Dawn slew the Tyrant*

Dawn: Was that supposed to be the ultimate lifeform? It looked kind of creepy to me...

Blaineley: *she is throwing a temper tantrum*

Lightning: Big deal! She's still no match for me!

Ezekiel: Is this the end of the challenge now the tyrant is gone? Then again there are still four campers left...

"Well Blaineley, it looks like you're out of options! Dawn just slew your Tyrant!" exclaimed Duncan.

"Yes, she did...but at least it managed to kill B." noted Blaineley.

B sweatdropped.

"What could you have that is worse than that eh?" asked Ezekiel.

"I thought you'd never ask." answered the hostess as she pressed another button. This time, she was going to send out a more powerful Tyrant.

Suddenly, Dawn began to hear more heavy footsteps.

"Huh? I thought I already killed the Tyrant..." said the moonchild.

"Moonchild..." murmured Nemesis.

Dawn looked around, and screamed in horror. Sure enough, there was Nemesis, an even more powerful tyrant than the one that she had encountered previously. Immediately, she realized that she was in a very bad situation.

Immediately, she began to shoot as many grenades at it as she could...but unfortunately all she succeeded in doing was ripping off its black coat...causing it to change into its second form and for tentacles to emerge from its body.

Eventually, she ran out of ammo.

"Oh no..." thought Dawn.

This gave Nemesis the opportunity to impale Dawn with a razor-sharp tentacle, causing her to explode into green and white pixels.

"Yes!" squealed Blaineley.

Dawn took off her virtual helmet a few minutes later.

"I'm sorry B, I screwed up..." answered the moonchild.

B gave Dawn a hug to let it know that everything was fine.

"Thank you..." she answered back. After such a horrifying challenge, she really needed that.

Confessional: All that's left now is Mike and Zoey...and unfortunately Lightning.

Dawn: At least I managed to kill the Tyrant before I went...will I receive a prize for that even if I didn't win immunity?

B: *he is proud of Dawn for slaying the Tyrant*

Izzy: That was totally epic! Too bad Izzy couldn't participate in it.

Duncan: Wow...maybe I should play a game of Resident Evil with Dawn later...then again she probably wouldn't be into that.

Blaineley: So what if she slew the Tyrant? Big deal! She still wasn't a match for the Nemesis! Haha!

After finishing off Dawn (and his prototype's victory against B), Nemesis decided it was time to look for Mike (or Vito, rather) and Zoey...since Blaineley had programmed him to do so.

Sure enough, he found them inside a laboratory, where they were killing Chimeras.

"Sheesh, these things pop up out of nowhere..." noted Zoey.

"Uh-huh!" exclaimed Vito.

"Campers..." murmured Nemesis.

"Did you hear something?" inquired the indie chick.

Suddenly, Nemesis began to fire his rocket launcher.

"Hit the deck!" bellowed Zoey.

Mike nodded and did as Zoey demanded.

"Total...Drama..." murmured Nemesis.

Curious, Zoey noticed that there appeared to be a TMP nearby.

"You want Total Drama? I'll give you Total Drama!" she exclaimed.

Immediately, she shot an explosive canister next to Nemesis, causing him to scream.

"Did you get him?" asked Vito.

Unfortunately, this didn't quite finish him off...though it did leave behind an enormous parasite.

"I guess we're going to have to finish it off..." noted Zoey.

Fortunately for Mike (or VIto) and Zoey, Lightning finished off the Nemesis for them.

"That was awesome!" exclaimed Vito.

"Wait, who fired that?" inquired Zoey.

"Hasta la vista!" exclaimed Lightning as he fired another rocket at Zoey, causing Mike to revert back to his original personality.

"Look out!" bellowed Mike, pushing Zoey away from the rocket at the last second, causing him to explode into two different shades of blue pixels.

"Yes! Now there's only camper left! Lightning's winning this challenge for sure!" exclaimed Lightning.

However at that very moment...something snapped inside of Zoey.

Suddenly, she ripped off a piece of her shirt (which was a rather strange thing for her to do considering she showed off enough skin as it was), and used it as a headband.

"What the-" said the jock.

Immediately, Lightning began to fire a few rockets at Zoey, but she began to dodge them matrix-style.

Unfortunately for the jock, he was now completely unable to hit Zoey...and eventually, he ran out of ammo.

"This is for Mike!" exclaimed Zoey as she began to shoot at him with a TMP.

"Aah!" exclaimed Lightning as he began to dodge the bullets.

Unfortunately for the jock, he eventually ran out of ammo for the rocket launcher...which gave Zoey the opportunity to pump the jock full of lead with a conveniently-placed minigun. Why was there a minigun inside the laboratory, you ask? Video game logic!

"Agh!" exclaimed Lightning.

In just a few seconds or so, he exploded into dark blue pixels.

"Yes! Zoey is the champion!" exclaimed Psycho Zoey.

Shortly afterwards, she disappeared into a puff of smoke.

Confessional: Hooray for Psycho Zoey! Now let's hope that she goes back to normal soon because we already have Izzy.

Zoey (or Psycho Zoey, if you prefer): Hahahaha! I won the challenge! Lightning was no match for me!

Mike: I'm starting to wonder if I'm the only one with multiple personality disorder. I guess we and Zoey aren't so different.

Lightning: Impossible! Lightning's a warrior! He cannot be defeated...not by a little girl!

Dawn: Zoey's psycho personality kind of scares me...then again I wasn't there the first time when that happened.

B: *he lets out a wolf whistle*

A few minutes later...

"Well congratulations Mike and Zoey! You've won the challenge! Well, technically Zoey won the challenge since she defeated Lightning...but since Mike did most of the work in his Vito personality...well." said Blaineley.

"Yes! I'm a winner! Ahhahahaha!" exclaimed Psycho Zoey.

"Er, did something hit her on the head?" asked the hostess.

Curious, B decided to dump a bucket of water on Zoey to see if she would turn back to normal...which she did.

"Huh? What happened? Why am I dripping wet?" inquired the indie chick.

"You went off the deep end just like Izzy did...though in your case it was easy to reverse." answered Blaineley.

"I don't think any amount of crazy pills will keep Izzy sane." noted Duncan.

"No mental asylum can hold me!" exclaimed Izzy.

"Anyways, as I said before, you and Mike won! You get a copy of Resident Evil Director Cut!" exclaimed Blaineley.

Mike and Zoey smiled as Blaineley handed them two copies of said game...though personally they both thought that they both had enough of survival horror for one day.

"Should Dawn get a prize too? She did manage to kill that Tyrant eh..." said Ezekiel.

"Fine...she gets to wear Jill Valentine's Resident Evil 3 outfit!" exclaimed the hostess as she handed Dawn a cosplay kit.

Dawn and B blushed.

"I don't know...I'd rather dress more modestly than that. I'm not exactly Zoey." noted the moonchild.

Zoey sweatdropped.

"Whatever, anyways, I hope you're ready for the next bonfire ceremony." said Blaineley.

The campers nodded in agreement. Personally, Mike and Zoey knew who they were both going to vote for.

As for the other campers, they were still trying to decide.

"This is getting a bit tricky now that there are only eight of us left eh." noted Ezekiel.

"It sure is." noted Dawn.

B began to wonder what choice they should make.

Eventually, they were able to make a decision.

"Alright then, let's go put in our votes eh." said the farm boy.

The several remaining campers nodded.

Confessional: There are only a few bonfire ceremonies left, so the campers better make them count.

Zoey: I'm voting for Lightning...I don't appreciate what he did to Mike...even if it was just a challenge.

Mike: I'm voting for Lightning...I'm pretty sure that Blaineley was using him just like she was using Brick...only this time he wasn't even brainwashed!

Ezekiel: I'm voting for Duncan eh...he is such a bully. Then again he didn't exactly last too long during the challenge.

Lightning: Lightning's voting for Duncan...if he had done better Lightning might have won the challenge!

Duncan: I don't care who wins this season anymore...I'll just vote for myself.

A few minutes later...

"Well, this island is starting to get rather quiet, isn't it? It seems like yesterday when you were all asigned to teams...but I guess time flies when you're having fun." said Blaineley.

"I think the only one whose truly having fun on this island is you." answered Zoey.

"Whatever! At least one of you is going to win a million dollars and fifty cents, am I right?" inquired the hostess.

"I'm starting to wonder if the money is worth it." answered Mike.

"Of course it is! One of you is going to be a millionaire!" exclaimed Blaineley.

"There are more important things than money." said Dawn.

"If you believe that, you're as crazy as Izzy." answered the hostess.

B promptly glared at Blaineley.

"Anyways...Mike and Zoey, since you're the lucky winners of today, you get the first two marshmallows." said the hostess.

Mike and Zoey kissed each other as they went to get the marshmallows.

"Please save the mushy stuff for after the bonfire ceremony is over...you are both going to remain on the island, after all." said Blaineley.

"True..." nodded the indie chick.

"Dawn, guess what? You're still in the challenge! Though personally I would like to see you gone since you believe money is so unimportant..." noted the blonde.

"It's nothing to get overly excited over." answered Dawn as she picked up her marshmallow.

"B, guess what? You're still in the challenge too! I bet your little girlfriend is going to be happy." answered the hostess.

B and Dawn both began to blush as the former picked up his marshmallow.

"Ezekiel, you're still in the game too after all this time. Personally I would have liked to see you eliminated after that epic blast to the face you took from Lightning's rocket launcher, but I can't have everything it seems. Hmph." complained Blaineley.

"If only I knew he was trying to eliminate us from the challenge eh." answered Ezekiel as he picked up his marshmallow.

"Well, too bad. Anyways, guess what Izzy? You get to terrorize the island some more!" exclaimed Blaineley.

"Yes!" squealed Izzy as she picked up her marshmallow.

"Right then...all that's left now is Duncan and Lightning. Whose going to be shot out of the cannon tonight...I can't wait to find out. Heh heh." said Blaineley.

Lightning began to flex his muscles while Duncan seemed rather uninterested.

"Right then...the last marshmallow of tonight goes to..."

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Duncan shrugged as he picked up his marshmallow while Lightning dropped his jaw in shock.

"What? Impossible! Lightning was sure he was going to win a million dollars again!" exclaimed the jock.

"Well too bad...it looks like you won't be scoring a home run this season. Why don't you go back to your little baseball stadium for me when this season is over, will you?" inquired Blaineley.

Lightning pouted as he entered the Cannon of Shame.

"Adios!" exclaimed Blaineley as Chef lighted the fuse.

"Aargh!" bellowed the jock as he was sent flying.

"Ha, would you look at that? He got sent flying just like a baseball! Oh the irony!" exclaimed Blaineley.

"Isn't he a football player?" asked Dawn curiously.

"Whatever! As for you Zoey, guess what? It looks like you finally got your revenge on him after he eliminated you last season! How about that!" the hostess exclaimed.

"Funny, I never really had a grudge against him, actually." said Zoey.

"Well, you booted him out of the season nonetheless. I hope you're happy." answered Blaineley.

"I'm just glad that Scott went early." noted Mike.

"And with that, it looks like Duncan's the only season winner left in the competition. Would you look at that?" inquired Blaineley.

"Whatever." answered Duncan.

"Anyways, have fun...now that seven of you are left I'm going to really start heating up the challenges." said Blaineley.

The campers groaned as they returned to their cabins.

A few minutes later...

"And Lightning is out of the ball park. Or football field. Or whatever. How many sports does he like to play anyway? Anyways...now there are only seven campers left. Anyways, I hope you've been enjoying this season...because it's coming to a close! Nothing lasts forever." answered Blaineley.

"The producer might decide to renew it for another season." noted Chef.

"Of course he will. He just can't pass up the opportunity to make more money!" exclaimed Blaineley.

"Neither can you." answered Chef.

"Hey, I never got an opportunity to be the hostess of this show until the fifth season. Cut me some slack, will you?" inquired the hostess.

"Fine." agreed Chef Hatchet...though personally she felt that she wasn't doing the same for him...considering that she was spending most of the money for the show on herself.

"Anyways, I'll be seeing you later, precious audience! Toodles!" exclaimed Blaineley as she shut off the camera.

Votes:

Izzy: Izzy

Ezekiel: Duncan

Dawn: Lightning

B: Lightning

Zoey: Lightning

Mike: Lightning

Lightning: Duncan

Duncan: Duncan

Izzy: 1

Duncan: 3

Lightning: 4

Remaining Campers: Dawn, B, Zoey, Mike, Duncan, Ezekiel, Izzy

Voted off: Courtney, Scott, Sam, Gwen, Alejandro, Dakota, Cody, Cameron, Owen, Tyler, Heather, Lindsay, Sierra, Brick, Lightning

Well, it looks like Lightning's won't be winning two seasons in a row...heh heh...I know that at least some of you won't be unhappy to see him gone...I personally know a Total Drama fan that hates him.

Anyways, you want me to tell you what's going to happen in the next chapter...well, in the next challenge, Blaineley's going to make the campers throw up...or at least she would if something unexpected had happened to one of the campers...I'm not saying any more as that would give it away.

So for now, have fun! Peace!