Hey I'm back and better now! :D witchjuliana12 thanks for offering and I'm really really flattered you'd be a beta for someone like me but I just post it right after I type it. But it's really flattering. Well I'm gonna add my OC Philippines now. Hope he's okay. x/ All the pick up lines used in here I have heard from my friends most of them Filipino and laughed so hard when I heard them. XD

DISCLAIMER:I don't own Hetalia-Axis Powers or any of the characters except my OC Philippines

Chapter 37:Philippines

They were headed towards the airport the next day when Vietnam was better and Vietnam still couldn't decide where to go. Hong Kong was in a bad mood because Vietnam rejected him when she was drunk the night before and the others were afraid to approach Vietnam when he was in this mood. Vietnam was standing near a map of the world trying to decide where to go next.

Little did they know a male surrounded by giggling girls was going to cause trouble for them. He was minding his own business getting attention from the females around him when he noticed someone he knew America. He lowered his shades to get a better look and when he was sure that it was his blond friend he smirked and began strolling over.

"America! Hey bro what's up,"he called out to America grinning.

America was grinning when he saw the male and extended his arm,"hey! haven't seen you in a while. What are you doing here?" They proceeded to give each other a pound hug. The girls were giggling and sneaking peaks at the new stranger. He was tall and lean and his muscles showed through his white v-neck. The white accentuated his tan and his black hair was styled in a nice fohawk. When he took of his shades they saw that he had nice chocolate brown eyes that seemed to say "I can be nice but I can also be the bad boy".

"I'm just travelin the world, you know meeting all the fine ladies out there." He turned towards Vietnam,"In fact." He had noticed America looking at Vietnam and thought he wouldn't mind getting to know her himself. "Hey there do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?" he said in a seductive tone.

America's jaw dropped, he almost forgot, his friend was a major ladies man. This was trouble. The other guys were doubting their ears. The girls were beginning to get all giggly. Hong Kong was already seething. "What?" Vietnam asked confused.

The new country chuckled,"sorry my name is Philippines." He looked up at her through his long lashes and took her hand in his and smirked,"so do you have a name, or can I call you 'Mine'." The girls were outright giggling.

Vietnam was slightly confused by this and just repeated,"what?"

Hong Kong sliced his hand between Vietnam's and Philippines'. Hong Kong turned towards Philippines and shot him a glare,"her name is Vietnam and if you excuse us we're very busy."

Instead of backing down Philippines gave Hong Kong an amused smile,"well it seemed to me that Vietnam was having trouble picking where to go next." He looked over Hong Kong and smiled at Vietnam,"how about we visit my home, I was headed there anyways."

Vietnam saw no harm in that and Philippines looked friendly enough,"sure."

All the way on the plane Philippines was hitting on Vietnam and the other girls were gathering around them trying to flirt with him. Even the female flight attendants. Vietnam finally understood that he was hitting on her but she just rolled her eyes or laughed along. Even after they got off the plane he was still flirting. He walked over to America and asked to borrow a certain candy, America didn't want to give him anything because he was hitting on Vietnam but after Philippines began nudging him he sighed and handed the red bag over smiling. Philippines poured some of the bright colored candy into his mouth and called for Vietnam. "Hey Vietnam, I got some Skittles in my mouth, you wanna taste the rainbow?" Vietnam cracked up laughing and the girl's started giggling too and flirting back yelling stuff like,"I want to!"

The guys already loathed the Filipino. He was getting all the attention and he seemed to be the only guy who's romantic intentions were being noticed by Vietnam. When they were sitting in front of Philippines home he looked across from Vietnam,"hey wanna here a joke? Vietnam nodded curious since he asked her this time and it seemed harmless enough. He took her hand in one of his and began tracing a circle on her hand with the other. "There was this duck and...,"he paused and looked up at Vietnam giving her a seductive crooked smile,"I don't remember the rest of the joke I just wanted to hold your hand." The girl's or course freaked out again. The guys were getting tired of Philippines pick up lines.

Hong Kong was fed up with it. He pulled Vietnam up and spat at Philippines," are you going to show us something or did you just invite us here to waste our time with your stupid pick up lines." Everyone was quite, they were all shocked at Hong Kong's outburst. Philippines didn't seem affected by Hong Kong's rant. He just sat there staring at Hong Kong. He then offered a friendly smile to Hong Kong.

"Well the girls seem to be having fun to me but sorry I must of forgot about the guys. How about we do something that involves all the guys this time?" The guys looked at one another confused, they shrugged what harm could it do to get involved with Philippines idea? When they all agreed a mischievous glint passed through Philippines eyes. "Good because we couldn't do a male beauty pageant without any males." The guys' mouths fell open in shock and the girls were squealing with excitement. The guys began protesting but the Filipino shook his head smirking,"you guys can't back out now and what kind of male beauty pageant would it be if we didn't have any males."

So thus the pageant began. All the females would be the judges. The males had to go through the typical portions of a beauty pageant;talent, swimming suit, and questionnaire.

Any male could just jump up and do any portion he'd like. The guys decided they'd all work together this once to beat Philippines. Taiwan was to be the MC. "Okay who wants to start up the talent portion, starters get bonus points,"Taiwan spoke into the microphone. None of them wanted Philippines to win so Japan jumped up on stage. "Good job Japan, so what cute thing are you going to do for us tonight?" Japan had just jumped up to prevent Philippines from getting on stage so he had no idea. He looked at Korea and got an idea.

"I'll be doing a little dancing and singing to the song Weeek by NEWS,"Japan said into the mic blushing. He began dancing but thirty seconds in the song he stopped and started blushing.

Taiwan was already on stage hugging him,"oh my goodness that was your Nanikeidemonai dance! You were so cute!" They heard a large "pfffftttt" in the crowd. They all turned to see Korea leaning in a seat with his feet up.

"You call that a dance and song?" He jumped up on stage and smirked,"I'll show you a real show." He already worked it out with the set guy and started the song. He danced to TaeYang I'll be there and for a little extra he ripped his shirt before he fell at the end earning him a couple of cheers and whoops. He then got up and covered himself smiling,"stop looking you perverts!"

"If you didn't want anyone to look then why did you rip your shirt?" Hong Kong asked pushing Korea off stage. Hong Kong and China did a martial arts routine together. They were flipping and jumping around all through the stage. The others didn't want to go up after them, they'd leave the round to them this time. All except Philippines. He walked up on stage and smiled into the mic,"I can do those fancy flips and those little dances but instead I'd rather sing you ladies a song from my heart. He sat down and pulled out a ukulele. He began playing AJ Rafael's I Just Want You and made sure to look at all the judges in the eyes. He ended the song by giving Taiwan and all the judges roses.

"Kiss up," England muttered.

"Okay after Philippines wonderful performance," Taiwan turned and smiled blushing at Philippines and he winked in return,"it's time fooooorrrr thhheeee SWIMMING SUIT PORTION!" The judges were squealing in excitement. England walked up sporting swimming trunk with the British flag on it but mid-walk America jumped up on stage and began flaunting his American flag shorts and England began chasing America off stage. They got some extra points for comedy. America was happy with it but England was kind of disappointed, he actually wanted points for looking cool. Next came Thailand wearing the swimming trunks from when they were in Thailand. The judge's hearts panged at the memory of what happened and Vietnam wanted to run up hung him just to make sure he was actually there. The guys were secretly applauding him for his clever idea. Thailand managed to brighten the mood by shooting water in the air with a water gun and smiling. He gave off a happy cheerful atmosphere. Next came Korea. He walked on stage with a boogie board and began doing tricks on it. He did hand stands and acted as if he was fighting waves and Thailand snuck up on stage and began spraying him with the water gun causing people to laugh. And of course the guys saved Greece for last. The girls were squealing as soon as he stepped on stage. Some were giving him standing ovations. Greece just smiled and turned around giving them a full view, which they enjoyed to the fullest. The guys were giving each other high fives, their plan was working perfectly, Philippines would have trouble beating that.

But they weren't expecting what came up. He came up wearing a bikini top and a towel around his waist. The girls were screaming and giggling at the same time. It made it better that he was acting seductive and flexing. He looked attractive yet funny at the same time. Taiwan ran up and pulled the towel off but he was wearing trunks under it and ran off stage in mock embarrassment. This guy was good.

The guys decided to start off with a new tactic. They'd let Philippines go first and they'd try and beat him from there. "Okay the final portion will be the questionnaire, each contestant will have to answer two questions," Taiwan announced. "First up Philippines, your question is, 'What is your your dream girl like?'"

"That's easy,"Philippines turned to the judge table and gave them a crooked smile,"'you.'" The judges began squealing and throwing roses at him.

"Okay,"Taiwan chuckled waiting for the cheering to die down,"the next question is,'how would you describe yourself in three words?'"

"Three words?"Philippines put a hand on his chin pretending to think. He turned to look at the crowd and smirked and whispered seductively into the microphone,"The. Whole. Package." The girls were screaming yet again while the guys were groaning.

Taiwan was squealing too and after she calmed down she laughed into the microphone,"okay who's up next." But the rest of them had already given up by then. "Okay that ends our pageant! The judges will now total up their scores."

The guys were praying on Taiwan's crush on Japan and all the girl's crush on Greece to help them win. But unfortunately Philippines was to suave. "The winner is Philippines!" Taiwan had announced and all the females cheered while the males sulked.

As they were heading out from Philippines house Vietnam spoke to Philippines one last time,"it was great visiting your home."

"It was no problem, I had lots of fun..." as he said the last part he shot a smirk at the males. "Come visit me anytime."

"Thanks, hey would you like to come with u-" but Vietnam never got to finish her sentence before Hong Kong and China dragged her away. Philippines just stood there laughing and waved goodbye as they drove away.

Well how'd you like my OC Philippines? All the pick up lines except for the skittles one were said by Filipino friends from my school. Sorry I had to add kpop again in this XD and I wanted Japan to compete with Korea but I don't really know any Jpop songs except those sung by Korean bands. And the things that Philippines did in the pageant are what the Filipino guys literally did in my school's male beauty pageant even giving the judges roses but he sung a different song and had someone else play guitar but all the Filipinos I know seem to all know how to play the uke or sing. They did everything except for the questionnaire part the first question was what I thought one of the contestants should have said and the second one was said by my Vietnamese friend. I thought that was so clever. I was cracking up when he said that and he thought of it so fast too. XD Hope you liked my Philippines cause he likes you. ;] jk lame joke. -DBSKLOVER