A/N: Anyone is welcome to use these lyrics for whatever purpose! Just credit me at some point. That's all I ask. It's always bugged me that the most popular Vocaloid songs are translated, even sung by really good singers, but some of my favorites aren't! So I decided, why not translate myself? I'll take suggestions for songs and translate them for people too. My lyrics fit the rhythm of the song and match syllable for syllable, something that took quite a while, but makes it sound better. The lyrics also rhyme and make sense. So please review for suggestions and enjoy! XD
PS. Since I can't really add extra spaces, each stanza is separated with a dot inbetween. If you want to listen to the song in Japanese, search the title in YouTube, I put all the songs under the easiest title to find them under.
Another request!
For VocaloidWriter: Because I was embarrassed while writing this, it might not be perfect. But I did try.
WARNING! THIS SONG IS INCREDIBLY NOT PG! SERIOUSLY. IT'S NOT. IF YOU FIND OFFENSE TO SEXUAL ACTIONS IN ANYWAY, PLEASE STOP READING. I could not stop blushing while writing this and my only hope is my parents NEVER find out about this. NOW YOU ALL HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Gigantic O.T.N
Original song by Len Kagamine
Translated by SilverIvy
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O.T.N!
You can think I love you
But really none of this is true
I just want someone in bed
It's just lust that makes me spread
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Attachment ain't important too
What matters is the "ah's" and "ooh's"
Besides, I'm still just so sexy
Sexy, sexy, sexy, sexy
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We all enjoy this sensation sweet
I guess that we all find it neat
How everyone really loves "orgasmy-nation"
Overflowing, and more, and more
Immoral things and ecstasy brings fake "I really love you"
Sticky, if you get my drift, three or four, add more, "Valigarmanda"*
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It's swollen and full now, starting to drip a bit now
Hurry up, make me climax already!
Teasing all around you, "I love you, love me too"
It doesn't matter who, as long as I have fun
.
How can you hate a boy who's as dreamy as me?
What's that? It was so fast, unexpectedly?
Come on, let's go insane and play and play and play
You're just way too good, it's gotten so gigantic, yes?
Do not turn away, you look o-o-okay?
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With 3, 2 ,1 we wake up and that way, now we can do it all over again
Touch me, love me, but be silent, ahh, it happened fast again
It's ready for you, only for you or so I'll say, fantasy day
I know you want, it's my best feature like all men
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It's a special little paradise, but not so little ain't that true?
It's throbbing, pounding all for you, gentle, hard, I don't care
So close to shooting, "I want you"
Getting ready, a bit too shy
But don't worry, go further
It can handle excitement
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With just a touch, every dirty rich "bitch"
Will be putty in my hands from pleasure
Wait! Don't lick it! Ahn, I'm almost there, now so close!
Soon, this certain round will end, I can't lose again!
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Moving quickly, feels too good to slow
I'll show you that I'm the best you'll ever know
My touch and skills are just so great in bed
Carefully aiming, shoot and fire into you a "plus-minus-plus"
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You can never go back now, after knowing just how I do
What's that? This time was too soon for you?
Well then shall we go again, my "love potion"
Can surely help you, quickly growing, larger, my gigantic- hey
Stop getting so stupidly distracted, okay?
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(Speaking part)
My "ochin" is gigantic, it's an "O.T.N" as abbreviation
Also, "O.T.N" kinda means "ochinchin"** if you get what I'm sayin'
It works so well for girls and men, even girls and girls and men and men
There are the fake ones too, for both gender, they vibrate and spin
But to stay secret, keep them under lock and key and away from sight
Hey! Don't think so dirtily, I can tell exactly your thought right now
It's not sexual or anything like that, that's way different
All of this I've said above, is 100% PG
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It's swollen and full now, starting to drip a bit now
Hurry up, make me climax already!
Teasing all around you, "I love you, love me too"
It doesn't matter who, as long as I have fun
.
How can you hate a boy who's as dreamy as me?
What's that? It was so fast, unexpectedly?
Come on, let's go insane and play and play and play
You're just way too good, it's gotten so gigantic, yes?
Now swear to me (I won't) that this is safe with you
If you lie, to me or you, you know what I'll do
* Valigarmanda: I'm assuming in this sense, it means :F, which is "SURPRISE BUTTSECKS". Gotta keep the capital letters
** Ochinchin is a cutesy way of saying, um, penis
I AM SO SORRY IF YOU READ THIS AND WERE OFFENDED. BUT YOU WERE WARNED.