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Zivon: Throughout the video game industry, few sex symbols are as well known as these two combatants today.
DAM: They are Mileena, the clone from Hell, and Ivy Valentine, the dominating alchemist.
Hazzamo: He's DAM, that's Zivon, and I'm Hazzamo, and we're here to look at their weapons, armor, and abilities to decide who would win a Death Battle.
Zivon: Constructed in the Flesh Pits by Shang Tsung, Mileena was made to be a clone of Edenian princess Kitana.
DAM: But, that got more botched and fucked up than a coat hanger abortion when Tsung decided to splice her with Tarkatan genes and gave her that mouth! Seriously, you'll need like five paper bags to cover that ugly up if you're ballsy enough to bang that.
Hazzamo: From Kitana, she gained the ability to teleport and use blades proficiently, namely her famous twin sai dagger, using them to disarm and dismember foes. On her Tarkatan half, she can use her monstrous teeth and claws to take chunks out of her foes.
Zivon: Mileena is the ultimate opportunist, willing to wait and bide her time until power comes to her or take it when the time is right.
DAM: She's also a bit of a psycho, if the teeth didn't tip you off. She's nuttier than squirrel shit, her other main goal is killing her clone, Kitana, and taking her role of power.
Hazzamo: Mileena also harbors Kitana's combat prowess in her own unique martial arts. She fights with Ying Yeung, which uses swooping arm motions to deflect attacks and follow up with hits on the enemy's vital spots, making it a non-stop assault. She is also proficient in Mian Chuan, where the user easily transitions from defense to offense and from soft blows to hard blows, relying only on punches and kicks rather than grapples.
Zivon: Her moveset includes the Soaring Sai energy blasts, the Tele-Kick, the Ball Roll, Leaping Neckbite, Fade where she teleports wherever her sai is thrown, Split kick, Leaping Sai, Sai Impale, and her X-Ray moves and Fatalities.
DAM: With Femme Fatale, she stabs them repeatedly in the chest and stomach, breaking their ribs and mashing their organs, before kneeing them in the skull, breaking it. She also has the Let Us Dance, where she Tele-Kicks them three times, stabs them through the ears, crushes their skull with a bite, and stabs them through the eyes.
Hazzamo: Her fatalities include Be Mine, where she throws her sai into her opponent's chest and shoulder, rubs them seductively before ripping their head off and chewing on it, Rip Off, pinning her foe's feet to the ground with her sai and rips them free of their legs, Face Feast, where she stabs her opponent through the ears, kicks their body off their head and chews the face off, and Tasty Treat, where she viciously claws their abdomen apart and the victim tries to crawl away, tearing themselves in-half.
Zivon: Mileena is a powerhouse, being the first kombatant created at Kahn's whim, is among his deadliest assassins, succeeded Shao Kahn after his death, and took over the Edenian forces under the charade of being Kitana.
DAM: Despite all that, she's still batshit crazy. Half the time she's focused on being psychotic rather than being a decent fighter, only seeking to harm her foe without much real finesse. Plus, she's pretty childish in a fight, more often asking them to dance or hitting on them rather than focusing on fighting.
Hazzamo: She also has a very spotty win-loss record, even having her rule of Outworld taken from her with relative ease.
Zivon: Finally, Mileena is also very offensive, but this contradicts the defensive style of her martial arts and leaves her wide open to attack, as she is not much for defending herself if it means she can't go on an onslaught.
DAM: Seriously, just looking at that makes me get the biggest why boner ever. Seriously, it's in the shape of a question mark as we speak.
"So pretty, so fair, so sad and alone...Come. Let us be a family!"
Mileena:
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 128 lbs.
Weapons, Fighting Styles, and Move Set:
Sai
Tarkatan Teeth
Ying Yeung
Mian Chuan
Soaring Sai
Tele-Kick
Leaping Neckbite
Fade
Split
Leaping Sai
Impaling Sai
Femme Fatale
Let Us Dance
Be Mine
Rip Off
Face Feast
Tasty Treat
Feats:
First creation by Shao Kahn
One of his greatest and most loyal servants and assassins
Took over as Empress of Outworld
Took over the Edenian Forces
Weaknesses:
Mentally unstable
Immature
Lackluster win-loss record
Defensive skills are far inferior to her offensive capabilities
Zivon: Left on the doorstep of the Valentine family, baby Isabelle was renamed Ivy and quickly assimilated into her adoptive parents' lifestyles.
DAM: Whoever her real mother is, those are some damn good genes. Good, bouncy, round, slutty genes.
Hazzamo: Ivy learned the arts of alchemy from her father's work and further pursued it, making her proficient in that art but also instilling in her what her parents sought to do: find and destroy Soul Edge.
Zivon: She used her alchemy and the hand of Nightmare to forge her unique sword, the Valentine, whip-like snake sword.
DAM: With it and her outfit, she dishes damage as a dominatrix magician. Abra Kadabonera!
Hazzamo: The closest thing to it in real life is the urumi whip sword, a flexible piece of steel that requires years to master, much like what Ivy has done. This means her self-taught fighting style has techniques similar to that of gatka and wushu. It also helps that the blade is alive, much like Soul Calibur and Soul Edge, able to aid in Ivy's attacks.
Zivon: With her sword, she can perform her Critical Edge and Finisher maneuvers of Acasual Paradox and Grand Alchemy, respectively. Plus, she can use it to ensnare foes, use an underground barrage of strikes, and impale foes to pull them in close.
DAM: She uses it mostly to control the battle, whether it be from a distance or up-close, where she usually utilizes hand-to-hand combat. I wouldn't mind getting handsy with her.
Hazzamo: Goddammit, this isn't even over yet. Ivy is a skilled combatant, she has the deadliest moveset in the series, got her soul consumed by Cervantes and created a sythetic one to keep herself alive, kicked a point-blank bullet out of the air, and has stopped aging altogether due to her being infused with Soul Edge.
Zivon: Despite this, she also suffers from a spotty track record of victory.
DAM: Not to mention that she's really only effective when fighting outside the effective range of her foe. There, I said something serious, happy?
Hazzaom: Quite. Also, ironically, her quest to destroy Soul Edge, when all is said and done, will mean she has to kill herself, meaning that, yes, she is suicidal to a degree.
DAM: I'd hate to see jugs like that go, that's why taxidermy is a thing nowadays.
"You're in need of some discipline! I'll teach you to behave."
Ivy Valentine:
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 128 lbs.
Weapons and Fighting Styles:
Valentine
Wushu
Gatka
Feats:
Deadliest moveset in Soulcalibur
Created a synthetic soul after her's was consumed
Kicked a bullet out of the air at point-blank range
Has physically stopped aging
Weaknesses:
3-4 Win/Loss Record
Mostly effective at longer range, fighting style is hard for even her to use to its fullest potential
Will destroy herself once everything associated with Soul Edge is destroyed along with the blade, not to worried about harm or death
Zivon: Alright, these combatants are set, let's settle this debate once and for all.
Hazzamo: We have Mileena, the sadistic kombatant, and Ivy, the deadly dominatrix.
DAM: It's time for a Death Battle!
Ivy stands alone at sea atop a massive, circular column, awaiting a foe foolish enough to attack her. Her wait is over when a purple energy manifests before her, a woman clad in scant purple clothing appears, the lower half of her face covered by a purple half-mask. "Honey, you are in need of some strict discipline if you think it is appropriate to be seen in that!" Ivy scoffs.
"Oh, and you are on to talk? The only thing left to the imagination is what color those perky nipples are." Mileena rebuts.
Ivy crosses her arms, hiding herself as she responds, "What, jealous?"
"Please, I hate the taste of silicone."
Ivy draws her sword, bringing it over the back of her head and extending her free hand forward, saying, "You'll see how real I am when I'm through with you."
Mileena conjures her sai, twirling them as she says, "Well, your flesh is flawless, I'd love to see what it tastes like."
FIGHT!
Mileena thrusts her sai ahead, purple energy beams exactly like them in shape flying at Ivy. Ivy disintegrates the blasts with two swings, laughing, "Is that the best you can do?"
With a growl, Ivy throws her sai at Ivy's feet, the alchemist rearing back and laughing, not noticing that Mileena has vanished and suddenly appeared before her. Mileena lunges at Ivy, wrapping her arms and legs around her before digging into her neck, Ivy's eyes shooting open wide in shock as she screamed. Mileena leaped off of Ivy, kicking her in the stomach and sending her sprawling to her back, the left side of her neck a bloody mess. Ivy slowly gets to her feet, anger in her eyes as Mileena barreled into Ivy's legs, taking her off her feet and floating above Mileena as she aimed her sai at her, two bursts of energy stricking Ivy in the stomach and propelling her into the sky, the alchemist crashing chest-first into the stone. Mileena brings her sai up as Ivy slowly rises, ready to throw it onto the alchemist once more. Ivy retaliates by thrusting her own blade into the ground, Mileena being rocketed into the air by the whip blade hitting her from blow, two more subsequent blows slicing her and sending her higher still. Before Mileena can hit the ground, Ivy whips her blade at the assassin, skewering her stomach before hauling her in, knocking her to the ground with a roundhouse kick. Mileena tries to get to her feet, her back and stomach sliced and pierced, only getting to her hands and knees as Ivy plants the heel of her boot into the small of Mileena's back. Ivy then wraps the chain of the whip around her neck and pulls back, making the assassin arch back and gasp for air. Ivy laughs at her foe's discomfort, commenting, "Does it hurt?"
Mileena then vanishes out of thin air, Ivy only staring at the purple dust she left for a moment before Mileena came crashing onto her, kicking Ivy in the back of the head. Ivy falls to her hands and knees, only to be forced to her gut as Mileena falls down onto her, stabbing her through the shoulder blade with her sai, leaving the blade in the shrieking alchemist, quipping, "Does that hurt?"
Mileena grabs the sai and rips it free, picking Ivy up to her knees in the process as Mileena lets off a wild series of stabs into Ivy's stomach, impaling her dozens of times. Ivy doubles over as Mileena rips her mask off, revealing her grotesque array of teeth. She lunges for Ivy, mouth agape, but the alchemist reacts first. She grabs the tip of her blade and spread it, the assassin getting her teeth caught on the chain, a blade digging at the roof of her mouth, blood dripping out along with her ferocious snarls. Ivy kicks Mileena back, thrusting her glowing sword into the air, the blades flying off. Mileena is lifted off the ground by the blades flying into her, slashing and cutting her from all angles. Ivy swings the grip of her sword down, the blades all rising up and flying down into Mileena's stomach, going straight through her as they slammed her into the ground with a haze of purple, blood flowing from the hole in her stomach and the abyss of her mouth. "That ought to teach you a lesson, missy."
Ivy moves in, whipping her sword around before bringing it down on Mileena, the assassin managing to throw a sai behind Ivy and vanishes as the blade slams into the ground, producing nothing more than sparks and ear-shattering screeches. Mileena hurls a sai at Ivy, hitting her in the back of her calf, dropping her to a knee as she rips the blade out. Ivy turns as Mileena hurls the other dagger, hitting her square in the chest. Ivy rips it free, placing her free hand over the wound as blood seeps out, Mileena moving in with a giggle. Mileena runs her hand over Ivy's cheek, giggling to a disgusted and angered Ivy. "Goodbye, busty."
Mileena opens her horrifying mouth wide, shooting her head forward to finish her. Ivy reacts by swinging her sword forward out of desperation, the blades glowing purple as the blade cut Mileena's lower jaw in-half. The assassin reared back and thrashed on the ground in agony, Ivy rising as the purple blade rose from its guard, forming an alchemy symbol behind Ivy. A series of similar, smaller symbols engulf Mileena, lifting her off the ground as each blade flew into Mileena. The first severed her left arm at the elbow, the next cut her left leg off at the hip, another ripping her right arm off at the shoulder, the next sliced her last leg off above the knee, and a series of blades flew at her head, her pained expression freezing as the symbols held her mangled body up. The top of her head slowly slid back, lower jaw remaining intact with the neck as Ivy let the corpse fall to the stone, saying, "That looked like it hurt. Good."
K.O.!
DAM: Yes. YES! I mean, I'm not biased at all in my decisions, show 'em why Ivy won, Zivon.
Zivon: I planned on it. Mileena had teleportation and close-quarters combat to her advantage, but Ivy controlled this battle. Mileena is insane, her battle tactics and thoughts scattered, while Ivy is driven towards a single goal and ruthlessly pursues it, and would take full advantage of a foe as tentative and inept as Mileena. Additionally, Ivy has a better armed, as her magic-infused sword allowed her great offense and defense, canceling out and blocking many attacks Mileena could have hit Ivy with had the sword not gotten in the way. Combined with the range of her whip sword, Ivy was cutting Mileena apart before the fight started, since Mileena is too offensive to avoid Valentine's attacks. Additionally, Ivy's alchemy bested whatever low-level magic Mileena possessed as she would be unable to escape being imprisoned by the symbols, thus leaving her at the mercy of Ivy. While Mileena is more savage and dangerous at close range, Ivy has show her moves allow her to helplessly trap or push her foes back, creating space and time Ivy would use to their fullest effect against Mileena. Plus, Mileena can't escape or counter such moves since, aside from being too offensive, her evasion moves can't be enacted when she is being hit or grappled. In addition to this, while Mileena is trained in martial arts, she has become feral, abandoning them altogether for her own fighting style, which is useless when stacked up against the weapons-based fighting styles Ivy is trained in, making her more disciplined and deadly in her craft. Finally, Ivy is just the all-around more competent and prepared fighter. Yes, Mileena has controlled realms and armies, but only through inheritance or disguises in either case, in combat she's much more maneagable if unpredictable, while Ivy is absolutely one of the deadliest fighters in Soulcalibur, being even more unpredictable with how her sentient sword decides to strike.
Hazzamo: Ivy was a more competent fighter, had a better weapon, and superior abilities compared to Mileena.
DAM: Looks like Mileena fell to pieces over Ivy's wrack.
Zivon: The winner is Ivy Valentine.
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