Edge: It's been almost a year and Kristian has stopped tormenting me. I'm proud of her. But I'm bored.
Randy: EdgeRatedR Yeah, I kinda miss her messing with me too.
Cena: EdgeRatedR and RandyOrton I feel the same way.
Sheamus: RandyOrton EdgeRatedR JohnCena Yeah I miss the lass loosing me and inviting me over.
Punk: It's all because of Seth and Roman! We should kill them! RandyOrton JohnCena EdgeRatedR WWESheamus
Edge: CMPunk RandyOrton JohnCena WWESheamus Punk is right, ever since Roman and Seth came along she kinda ignored us...we should attack them
Randy: EdgeRatedR I'm in
Punk: EdgeRatedR If I get my woman back in the end then count me in.
Cena: EdgeRatedR I guess it's worth being called a child molester again.
Sheamus: EdgeRatedR Let's do it.
Roman: MiseryWWE Where are you hiding now? This time I'm not looking for you.
Kristian: WWERomanReigns You're no fun! Come on just look around the house!
Roman: The things I do for this woman.
Miz: RT " WWERomanReigns The things I do for this woman" You like her now?
Roman: mikethemiz I never said that.
Miz: RT " mikethemiz I never said that" WWERomanReigns SUUUURE.
Kristian: Aah! Help I'm being attacked by a monster!
Seth: MiseryWWE That's not nice!
Kristian: WWERollins! I miss you come back!
Seth: MiseryWWE No, no. Mr. Dean wouldn't allow it.
Roman: TheDeanAmbrose You have him trapped now?! I'll fucking kill you if you do.
Dean: WWERomanReigns Why care so much?
Roman: TheDeanAmbrose he's my husband!
Randy: I hear voices in my head they council me they understand they talk to me...
Kristian: RandyOrton I knew you were crazy! I KNEW IT!
Randy: MiseryWWE Shut it.
Kristian: RandyOrton Not until you take that shirt off of yours ;)
Randy: MiseryWWE Sure, come over and I'll do it.
Kristian: Really?! WWERomanReigns I quit! I'm going over Randy's!
Randy: CMPunk The nut is out of the shell, I repeat the nut is out of the shell.
Cena: TheDeanAmbrose Hey, you know I know this really cute guy...better looking than Seth. I'm sure he'll want to meet you.
Dean: Hm.. JohnCena what's in it for me?
Cena: TheDeanAmbrose Well a new guy that you could capture.
Dean: JohnCena You had me at capture! I'm in.
Cena: EdgeRatedR The chicken is out of the barn.
Edge: Boy, I wish I knew what to so with this life time supply of Ring-Pops. If only somebody helps me eat them.
Seth: Oh oh! EdgeRatedR Pick me! PICK ME! ME! SEATH! MEEE!
Edge: Looks like nobody wants to eat them with me...I guess I'll eat them myself.
Seth: EdgeRatedR ADAMN I WILL KILL YOU PICK ME!
Edge: WWERollins Ok, they're in that dark closet over there.
Seth: RINGPOP HEAVEN HERE I COME!
Sheamus: WWERomanReigns I know where Kristian is hiding.
Roman: WWESheamus I thought she was over at Randy's.
Sheamus: WWERomanReigns Oh yeah...see Randy had uh...died and she loved him so much she hid in a dark closet...
Roman: I have a feeling something is about to go terribly wrong.
Kristian: I came home and instead of finding Roman laying in the bed I found Randy Punk and Sheamus...my lucky day ;)
Kristian: I tried to call Seth but instead Cena and Adam answered. Where's my other half?
Kristian: ...something's off...
Roman: I knew this day would turn out bad...why did I even bother waking up.
I'm aware of the wrong spellings of Seth and Adam's names...Seth obviously can't spell.