Uncle Nigel, Kowalski, Rico, and Private got into Uncle Nigel's car. Nigel and Kowalski were in the front and Private and Rico were in the back. Private sighed.
Rico: Something wrong?
Private: I feel bad for Skipper.
Rico: Me too. He just needs to rest his voice.
Kowalski: Okay boys! I'm the leader!
Rico: Oh no. Not this.
Uncle Nigel: What's wrong?
Rico: Every time Skipper's sick, Kowalski brags about being the leader.
Uncle Nigel: Oh.
Private: What do we have to call you?
Kowalski: Mr. Kowalski.
Rico: Of course.
Private: Yes Mr. Kowalski. I hope Skipper's voice gets better soon.
Rico: I hope so too. All we need now is Kowalski bragging.
Private: I know.
Kowalski: What's going on back there?
Rico and Private: Nothing!
Kowalski: Okay.
Then they were outside. Rico saw a sun flower.
Rico: Hey look! A sun flower.
Kowalski: You will not take that with you!
Private: Guys. No arguing.
Then Rico saw a cage.
Rico: Hey look! A bird size cage!
Kowalski: You're not going in!
Private: Guys! Stop!
Kowalski: I wish Skipper was here. He'll be able to deal with Rico.
Private: Skipper has a sore throat. He can't talk.
Rico: Yeah!
Kowalski: You're right. I forgot.
Rico: Oh you forgot alright.
Kowalski: Watch it!
Private: Oh come on. I can't have the sub leader arguing with Rico.
Kowalski: Then you lead.
Private: Alright. I'll lead.
Rico saw a phone booth.
Rico: To the phone box!
Kowalski: It's not your private office and it's called a phone booth!
Rico ran into the phone booth.
Rico: My new office! My private room!
Kowalski opened the door.
Kowalski: Get out.
Rico: No!
Private: Rico.
Rico: Fine.
Then a few minutes later, Kowalski, Rico, Private, and Uncle Nigel were all in the phone booth. Then they got out.
Uncle Nigel: That was fun.
Private: It was.
Kowalski: Lets go back to the car.
Private: Kowalski, why are you acting like Skipper?
Kowalski: Somebody has to be serious.
Private: You can be serious but you don't have to be moody.
The penguins went back to the car.
Rico: I had fun.
Private: Me too.
Uncle Nigel: Same here Private.
Kowalski: So did I, but I had to stop Rico.
Private: Okay. Here's when you're wrong. You don't have to stop him. You choose too.
Kowalski: Well you're the leader. You should relax.
Private: Kowalski, I got this.
Kowalski: Okay. I wonder how Skipper's feeling.
Private: I bet he's resting his voice.
Rico: Yeah.
Kowalski sighed.
Kowalski: He is missing out of all the fun.
Rico: I'm hungry.
Private: Do you have gum?
Rico: No.
Private: Oh Rico.
Kowalski: Not surprising.
They were now outside of a restaurant called The Swan With Two Necks and it was almost five o'clock pm.
Rico: Okay. One, two, three!
Rico ran to the restaurant and then banged into a chair.
Private: Crikey!
Kowalski: Are you alright?
Rico: That was awesome!
Kowalski: You banged into a chair.
Rico: But it was fun.
Private: Alright. Quit it.
Kowalski: Private's right. We need to behave.
Rico: Yes Skipper. I mean Private. I mean Kowalski!
Private: Well this was nice and it's only five.
Kowalski: Yeah. I'm glad we did this.
Rico: Yeah. Me too.
Private took a picture.
Kowalski: What are you doing?
Private: I'm taking pictures to show Skipper.
Rico: That's sweet Private.
Private: Thanks guys.
Rico: Should we call Skipper?
Kowalski: I'm not sure. We don't want to bother him.
Private: True but I do miss him.
Rico: Me too.
Kowalski: Yeah...lets do it.
Kowalski called Skipper. The phone rang in Uncle Nigel's house. Skipper was changing the TV channels and he was drinking tea for his throat. Then he picked up the phone. His voice was still weak.
Skipper: Hello?
Kowalski: Hey Skipper.
Skipper: Hey. What's up?
Kowalski: Well Private's in charge.
Skipper: Is Rico behaving?
Kowalski: Eh. Sort of.
Skipper: Okay.
Kowalski: How's your throat?
Skipper: Still sore. Wow. You've been gone for a while.
Kowalski: Yeah. So what are you doing?
Skipper: Drinking some tea, changing channels on the TV, and talking to you. Kowalski, I'm not going to be able to do the Beatles tonight. Sorry.
Kowalski: Oh it's fine.
Skipper: I know Rico and Private wanted to do this. You also wanted to do it too.
Kowalski: It's alright.
Skipper: I feel awful.
Kowalski: You're getting sick?
Skipper: No. I let you guys down.
Kowalski: Don't blame yourself. It's Rico's fault. If he never caused problems, you wouldn't have lost your voice because of all the yelling.
Skipper: Okay. Well I'm going to hang up now and rest my throat.
Kowalski: Got it. See you later.
Skipper: Bye.
Skipper hung up. Kowalski hung up.
Rico: Hey! How come you were the one who was allowed to talk to Skipper?
Kowalski: This is my phone.
Rico: You should have let me talk to him!
Kowalski: Don't have an attitude with me!
Private: Oh no.
Rico: I'm not having an attitude with you, you're doing it with me!
Kowalski: You started it. You wanted my phone!
Rico: I never wanted your phone! I just wanted to talk to Skipper!
Kowalski: You should have asked me!
Rico: You never let me!
Kowalski and Rico started arguing.
Kowalski: That's right. Blame it on me?!
Rico: You blame everything on me so I should do it on you.
Kowalski: You just had to be George and Ringo.
Rico: I wasn't George or Ringo. I was Gringo!
Kowalski: There is no Beatle named Gringo!
Rico: Yes there is!
Kowalski: Liar!
Private: I think Gringo is George and Ringo combined together.
Kowalski: Oh.
Rico: That's what I said!
Kowalski: You didn't say that!
Rico: I did!
Kowalski: No you didn't!
Private: Stop! That's enough! You've been yelling since last night.
Kowalski: Yeah. I know.
Then when no one was looking, Rico took Kowalski's phone. He tried to call Skipper, but Skipper was asleep.
Rico: Come on. Skipper, pick up.
Kowalski: Rico?
Kowalski gasped.
Kowalski: Is that my phone!?
Rico: No?
Kowalski: What on earth are you doing!?
Rico: Nothing! Calm down!
Kowalski: I didn't say that you can have my phone!
Rico: This isn't your phone. Your phone is green, this phone is...oh. This is your phone.
Kowalski: Yeah. Can I have it back please?
Rico: Hmm. Sorry. Finders keepers.
Kowalski: You didn't find it! It was mine!
Private: Alright guys, stop fighting or I'll leave you two here in England!
There's total silence.
Kowalski: Sorry Private.
Rico: My fault.
Kowalski: So you admit that it's your fault?
Rico: I didn't say that.
Kowalski: Yeah you did!
Rico: When?
Kowalski: A second ago!
Rico: I said I didn't say that!
Kowalski: You liar! Private!
Private: Not getting involved.
Kowalski: Private! You're the leader!
Private: That doesn't mean that I have to get involved!
Rico: Yeah it does.
Kowalski: Do you believe me?
Private: What are you arguing about?
Rico: Kowalski thought that I said it was my fault.
Private: What was?
Rico: The argument about Kowalski's phone.
Private: So you're arguing over an argument?
Kowalski and Rico nodded.
Private: You're crazy.
Kowalski: Me or Rico?
Private: Both of you.
Kowalski: What did I do?
Private: You're acting like Skipper and Rico's not listening.
Rico: Man. You're good.
Private: Yeah. Now lets relax. No more yelling or you're staying in England.
Kowalski: Okay.
Rico: Wait. We're staying in England together?
Private: Yes.
Kowalski and Rico: What!?
Private: That's it! I'm out. I'm not going to sit here and listen to you guys yell at each other again.
Kowalski: Private?
Rico: Sorry.
Private: No more yelling. Understand?
Kowalski and Rico: Yes Private.
Then they were going back to the car. Kowalski and Rico were doing a race. Kowalski made it to the car first.
Kowalski: I'm first! In your face!
Private told Rico not to get involved in the race, so Private had to stay with Rico so Rico doesn't cause problems. They went into the car.
Private: Bragging penguin.
Rico: Again.
To Be Continued.