Sealand,

I died oxfords hair purple last night... But he woke up in the middle of it,

so now half his head is purple, my hair is now a mix between green and purple,

and there is a giant purple blotch on his carpet.

Cause I'm my dads favorite and everything I say means alot to him!

When I say uncles, I mean my blood uncles. (Scotland, Ireland, North Ireland,

and Whales) You, America, and every body else are like adopted into my family.

And your alot younger than me, so I'm not calling you my uncle. Your more like

a cousin. I think? I'm not sure.

STOP PUTTING QUOTATIONS AROUND ENGLAND'S FRIENDS! IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M

GOING INSANE! *sobs* I'M TO YOUNG TO BE PUT IN AN ASYLUM!

I need to relieve my stress. *dies hair pink and starts jumping to rock music*

-your very confused cousin/niece/aunt/what-ever-in-the-bloody- world-I-am,

London...

P.S. The cookies need more ketchup...

P.S.S. When we crash the world meeting, were gonna have the other countries

discuss our family tree. Cause it makes no bloody sense to me!

London,

Great job with his hair. Too bad he wasn't a heavier sleeper. Did England get mad when he found out? Or DID he find out? I'm not sure if you can hide that kind of thing or not.

Technically, I'm your uncle, but that's way too weird to talk about. You'd be my niece. I'm good with family trees. I used to spend a lot of time finding out who I was related to because I was sick of staying with England. It was weird, because the others I'm closely related to are America and France. Therefore I stayed. Oh yeah…and Canada. I got lost looking for him.

Sorry about the whole…hold on*deletes quotations* friends issue. He used to use them to scare me, and the only way I got over it was by saying they weren't real. Now…I have no idea. I'd love to meet one.

England says someone is 'forcing' him to write to me. The letters seem to just stress him out. He also sounds like he…doesn't hate me. It's really conflicting and confusing sometimes. He gave me his thoughts about how I could put HIM under MY control…It was creepy but…intelligent.

You put ketchup on cookies? Very…original.

-Sealand

P.S. England refused to answer this, so I'll ask you: What is it with all the talk about blood? I've never understood any of that…