"Yo, Bowser, what's up, dawg?" Oh, it's the Mole-ester brothers. "Hey, we got a Sista' on board too, yo."
"How rude to forget about me." What seems to be a feminine Monty Mole scoffed. Not my problem you don't look that far apart. "Hmph!"
"..." Bowser stared at it. Smelt the sulfur and the horrid smells that came from the moles and their train. He could almost taste it, but instead, it was blood. "WHY IS THERE A TRAIN RUNNING INTO MY! SECRET! VAULT?!" Even I have to wonder, why in the name of all things holy (or dark) is there a railroad running through what equates to a secret vault?
"Yo, Bowser, calm down, dawg. We got them orders, tho, you know what I'm sayin'?" Not this guy again… "You gots a problemos?" Is he trying to sound like a dunce?
"GET OUT OF MY VAULT!" Bowser stepped in front of the train, possibly his worst idea in this entire ordeal. (Actually, I'm going to bet he makes an even worse one.) Of course, his first thought is that it's just a train.
"FULL STEAM AHEAD, BOYS! And our sister, too. WE GOT A PLACE TO BE, ASAP!" The mole in the first car shouted, the train beginning to move.
"HRRRRRAAAGHHH!" Bow-Bow pushed back against the incoming train, using the ground under him as his weights. The rail tracks began to move, or not. That's just Bowser not being able to push back a train. I mean… Yeah, this is a totally futile effort.
"Can get to his arms in time?" Nepgear asked Starlow, running as fast as she could. "Ah, my legs…"
"Hold tight, Jr.! We have to help Bow-Bow! It's on us for his DETERMINATION!" Did… Did the authors do something to this Neptune? She seems… A LOT more optimistic for her usual self. (Draco? Did she get to that Determination you left in the room? Bitch, this is Neptune! What the hell does ANYONE know about what she's really like?!) Fair point...
"I don't know if we can. But we can still try!" Starlow hovered at a speed faster than she thought she could ever move. "Come on! We can make it!"
"My legs hurt!"
"Mine do too, but you don't hear me complaining!" Neptune shouted, reaching for some pudding in her pocket. (That explains everything. Unsurprising.)
"You're going to eat pudding now?!"
"Now's a good a time as any!" The CPU Purple tossed a container of pudding over to Nepgear. "Now EAT AND RUN!"
"Oh, whatever at this point!" Nepgear tore into the container, popping some jiggling pudding down into her mouth. Wow, actually, that makes them faster. I knew that worked for Neptune, but not for Nepgear. "Sis, what did you do to these puddings?"
"I bought them for 50 coins, they were on sale and labeled 'Speed Pudding' no idea why, but it works!" (Indeed.) Speed pudding? Well... that explains why there's a picture of a shoe and blurring effects of it. "They're delicious!" Why don't you just stop time? "Do you not understand how this story works? I already used that one so it kind of just faded away right after." Well then…
"I think we're almost at the arm, sis!" This is true. (Is it true that it's true of being false of being false of being true? What?)
"Aw yeah! Get your electricky stuff ready, sister, cause it's time to buff up and-"
*Loud Squishing sound effects*
"Whoa!" The trio came to a halt as an odd sound boomed throughout Bow-Bow's body. "That was a really loud squishing sound."
"Which means… We didn't make it in time…" Nepgear points out, although uh…
"Okay… So if he got squished, then how are we still fine?" Yeah… What Starlow said.
"This has happened how many times and you're only just now asking?" Neptune spoke as she bit into another spoonful of pudding. What she did not notice however, was that it was one of Nepgear's spoonfuls, causing the candidate to blush a bit. "Who cares how we're fine? Maybe Bow-Bow's shell is just that hard."
Speaking of which, shouldn't you guys be… I dunno, doing the titanification thing?
"Doesn't he have to bite his hand first?"
"Wrong series, sis." Nepgear pointed out, still blushing from the indirect kiss.
"Ooh… I say we skip that this time." Wait, what?
"Wait, what?" (Wait, what?)
"Wait, what?" (Wait… Where's my phone?)
"Yeah, let's skip it." (Here it is.) "I don't wanna have to go all the way down to there from all the way up here. That sounds like a pain in the butt."
"But if we don't then how…" Nepgear was then interrupted by Neptune before finishing her sentence.
"We're already in the arm. Now we just make him bite it."
"Again, that's the wrong-"
"Oh, but you forget, Jr., the power of Neptune magic is a wonderful thing." (I believe this calls for a bunch of ellipses.)
"..." (...)
"..." …
"Wow, you're good!" (I know.) "Now, let's do it!"
"...Might as well give a try…"
"HRRGRRAAAAHHH!"
"Uh… Is it just me, or are we flying, dude?"
"Dawg, I ain't got no idea whatchu be on, but get offa' it." The Monty Mole laughed, his eyes closed. There ain't no way he's gonna survi...ve...tha...t…"
"Yeah…" Two large Bowser eyes stared back at the Monty Moles, a burst of flame greeting them. "Full steam backwards."
"Roger."
"Now."
"Preferably now."
"Definitely now."
"We are going to be dead like now."
"Or yesterday."
"Preferably not at all."
"GO!" The train sped down the tracks, chased by the ever glorious Giant Bowser. Bursts of fire riddled their path, forcing them to stop from overheating periodically.
"Bowser, listen up."
"What, Chippy?"
"You can't hit them with your punches, you can't reach far down, right?"
"I hate that you're right, Chippy."
"Burn that thing down!" A certain air-cruising girl shouted.
"Get it!" The Siscon shouted. No glares!
"HRRRAAAAGH!" How they aren't dying in there, I'm amazed.
"Let out excess load! It'll burn if we don't!"
"Idiot! Don't throw out the mushroom!"
"Maybe he'll stomp on it if we send the bomb brigade out with the Goombas!"
"Good idea! Do it!"
"We have to stall him! We can make it to the bridge and it'll collapse under his weight!"
"MOLES! ROGER THAT!"
A/N(?)
Chisaku: I like trains.
Draco: I kind of… stopped liking them as much after Baccano. I mean, they're fun to use for certain purposes, but… Too cramped for my liking.
Chisaku: I've always used them, so I got used to it.
Draco: ...Do we even need more lines than this… Nope, I'm done here.
Chisaku: Bye.