Twilight and RWBY

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and what if instead of shy mary sue Bella Swan from Phoenix…the new transfer student was energetic and adorable Ruby Rose from Beacon Academy who's there on a mission to find out about the rumors of superhuman people? Oh boy…AU OOC Femslash and bashing)

"That must be the new girl." Emmett said stating the obvious as a black and yellow custom built motorcycle pulled up to the school, causing Rosalie to nearly drool at the sight of the bike.

"Which one of them is it though?" Jasper asked confused in his southern drawl as the bike parked not far from them and two people got off of it. One was a tall girl with long spikey looking blond hair that went down to her waist and was very…healthy in certain areas…while the other was a good deal shorter and apparently had short hair and an almost flat chest.

The blond was wearing a yellow tube top, a brown jacket, and a miniskirt with some kind of weird golden colored gauntlets on her hands and a belt with pockets attached around her waist. The shorter person was wearing a black dress and a red cape but he saw that there was a strange box like object at the small of her back barely hidden by the cape. From the looks of her legs and arms the smaller girl was as pale as they were!

"Alright sis. Have a good day and if you need anything at all or some stupid boy tries to hit on you what do you do?" The blond asked taking off her helmet and showing purple eyes as she fretted over the smaller girl.

"I call you first, if you don't answer or if I feel that it's necessary I do a group call to all of our team, Team JNPR, and Team CFVY who may or may not alert the teachers if they think the offense is bad enough." The smaller girl said in a soft but happy voice as she pulled off her own helmet, showing short black hair with red tips and silver eyes that roamed around the parking lot excited but nervous.

"That's right, and if somebody touches you somewhere you don't like or somewhere bad?" The blond quizzed causing the black haired girl to give a fond smile.

"I kick their butts, then call for back up and if they are persistent then I do anything I have to in order to make them stop or to get away from them long enough for back up to arrive. You do know that if you want me to have back up here quicker then I can just call teams ABRN and SSSN right? They do go to school closer to here than you and the others do. And you know Penny and Winter could be here in less than thirty minutes if they wanted to." The smaller girl said causing the taller one to nod happily at the answer.

"That's a good idea. Arslan and Winter practically adopted you, and we all know how much you have the guys from those teams and Penny wrapped around your pinkie. Now you're going to be safe and try to get into trouble right?" The older girl said seriously causing the younger one to blink for a second before tilting her head ever so slightly to the side like a puppy. That action caused most of the girls, including Rosalie to her siblings amusement, to coo while others like Alice squealed at how cute she was.

"Aren't you supposed to tell me to stay out of trouble Yang?" The small girl asked confused and earning a snicker from the taller one.

"We both know that's impossible for you to do Ruby so you might as well start school with a Yang!" The blond said causing Emmett to snicker at the bad joke while Ruby groaned at that.

"Really Yang? Last time you made that joke Nora threw an apple at you which started a food fight that destroyed most of the cafeteria!" Ruby said causing everyone to stare and blink at them, she wasn't serious was she?

"Hey it wasn't that bad! Besides we totally won that one!" Yang defended herself causing Ruby to raise an eyebrow at her.

"Yang…Blake was knocked out for ten minutes thanks to Pyrrha and her giant wave of soda grenades, Weiss had been knocked into a pillar and was out cold for twenty minutes, and Nora had thrown you through the roof and you didn't come down for more than a minute! And what do you mean we won that? You all were down and out when I took down Jaune and the others with that one attack that left them and the wall rainbow colored for a week!" Ruby listed off causing Yang to pout at the smaller girl while the surrounding students gaped in disbelief.

"You've been spending too much time with Professor Goodwitch again Ru! You're starting to sound just like her." Yang said pouting and making Ruby blink for a minute.

"Eh there's worse people to be like. See you later Yang and please don't damage or crash Bumblebee again. I swear I work on your bike more than I do anything else!" Ruby said shrugging before looking pleadingly at her sister who shrugged at this while Rosalie's eyes lit up at hearing that the new girl worked on the bike.

"No promises sis but if I do it won't be on purpose. Besides you're the one who insists on doing weekly inspections of my bike." Yang said putting her helmet back on and straddling her bike again.

"That's because if I don't I'll need to build you another one from scratch! That'd be the fourth one I'd have had to build because the others were destroyed!" Ruby shot back easily causing Rose to look excited. The new girl built that awesome bike?!

"You built that?" Rose couldn't help but blurt out as she eyed the bike hungrily, causing both of the sisters to jump as if they had forgotten that they weren't alone. Jasper wasn't the only one who noticed the blond get into a protective stance as she moved to subtly be in front of her sister who just looked shy and a bit insecure.

"Um… yes?" Ruby asked more than said shyly as she eyed Rosalie timidly.

"And Rose now has a new best friend." Emmett stage whispered loud enough for the humans to hear, earning a glare scowl and smack from Rosalie which made Yang laugh.

"Yeah right as if the Ice Queen would hang out with anyone." A nearby girl said sneering at the Cullens who tensed while Ruby looked a bit relieved and Yang just busted out laughing.

"Oh man Rubes! What is it with you meeting and inevitably befriending Ice Queens?" Yang asked grinning down at her sister who blushed cutely.

"Queens as in more than one?" Alice asked curiously and bouncing around like she was hyper.

"Yeah first was our schoolmate and Ruby's 'BFF' Miss Weiss I-don't-like-you-but-I-will-drop-kick-someone-twice-my-size-in-high-heels-for-you Schnee. Then came along her older sister Miss Winter I-am-a-heartless-military-woman-but-I-will-spoil-you-rotten-and-gleefully-murder-anyone-who-hurts-you Schnee. It's kinda funny watching them both go Tsundere over Ruby." Yang said making Ruby blush as red as her cloak, which she flipped the hood up on and hid her head inside of.

"How Tsundere?" Emmett asked in morbid curiosity and making Yang snicker.

"Weiss will and has drop kicked a guy twice her size while wearing high heels because he tried to hurt Ruby during a practice fight… and then in the very next second will claim that Ruby is not her friend. Her sister Winter will scold Ruby on keeping an eye out for danger even when relaxing one second, use her sword to stab a criminal trying to get within ten feet of her the next, and then take Ruby out for strawberries and cookies in a heartbeat. You should have seen what they got her for her birthday a few weeks ago and that's not even counting the rest of our friends!" Yang said snickering harder and making Ruby blush and pout.

"Yang stop embarrassing me! Don't you have to get to Professor Ports class soon?" Ruby asked whining as she looked at her sister, playfully punching her sisters chest.

"They gave me the day off of classes to make sure you're settled in, so I'll be here when you get out of class today and then we'll go check out the place that Weiss and Winter insisted you use while here. Have a good day sis and kick lots of ass." Yang said laughing ruffling Ruby's hair, lifting up the face mask on her helmet as she picked Ruby up by her cape and held her a good foot off of the ground and pressed a kiss to her smaller sisters forehead. Ruby blushed but smiled slightly before shooing her sister off with a comment that had the blond laughing.

"Yeah yeah. Go have fun sis and try not to get too drunk…or in too much trouble."