Hey people,
It might be a while before I post my next chapter because I've been too busy because of the following reasons:
a) I've been VERY BUSY reading A LOT of Maximum Ride
b) My science and maths teachers are scaring me about an upcoming test
c) I've been going on FanFic instead of HW so I need to catch up on it (the HW)
d) I've been staying late most days after school for rehearsals for my school's drama production, and we have to rehearse on some sundays
e) My arm has been hurting, and swollen from the CCJab
And third) I'm quite lazy and I havn't had time to write the next chapter.... :( sorry...
LOVE POLLY XXX
catch up with you soon xx
Edward, Bella, Random Gay French / Italian / Russian / German / Dude With Weird Accent And Beret Drama Teacher
I mean, I'd be brilliant for the part.
Shhhh! You two! Edward 1 and Edward 2! Shut up!
There's only one of me Bella.
I mean stop talking to yourself!
Oooo! Pushy!
EDWARD CULLEN YOU SHUT UP OR SO HELP ME I WILL TIE YOU TO A CHAIR, WAX YOUR HEAD UNTIL IT'S SHINY BALD, AND READ YOU EMMETT'S VERSION OF LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD!
(clap, clap, clap) (clap). Bravo! 'Zuch passion! 'Zuch strong words! 'Zuch a beautiful face! You! You are brilliant! You! 'Vot is your name?
Aww. That's so sweet. I'm Edward Cullen. Thanks so much for taking notice, I mean, all I said was one little line. Want me to say it again? Okay! One second, just need to get into character… This will just take one moment. Brrrr! Ma! Ma! Ma—
Not you, you bumbling, idiotic fool. You, with 'ze beautiful hair and 'ze amber eyes. You are amazing!
Thank you! I'm Bella Cullen.
Ugh! You have 'ze same surname az' 'im. Please do not tell me you are actually a related to 'zat nincompoop of a boy!
Hey! I'm not a nincompoop! I'm beautiful! I'm beautiful I tell you!
Uh huh, sure you are.
No, no, no. We're married.
Ugh! Even worse! But no matter, no matter. Your divine looks make up for you idiotic mistake…
Hey! I will not stand here and be insulted like that!
'Zen grab a chair. 'Cuz 'zere iz no 'vay, no 'vay I say! No 'vay! You are going to get to 'vear 'zis fabulous, 'vun ov a kind, stylish hat!
Since when did we start talking about your hat?
Since I said so! So zip it and 'zit down before I ban you from 'ze drama production. I can do 'zat you know! If I really 'vunted to, I could ban you from everyzink drama related! I could! If you pushed me I 'vud!
Sure you would…
I 'vud!
Okay urm, Edward, just grab a seat and stay quiet.
Whatever.
Okay class! 'Velcome to 'ze drama auditionz' for 'ze Shakespear play, Macbeth! Aren't you so excited! I know! 'Zis is fabulous.
Oh I hope I get to be Lady Macduff! I love Macbeth!
Yeah, whatever.