Pairing: Puzzleshipping (kinda one-sided)
Genre: Parody/Humor
You can decide what the outcome is at the end of the story.

X-x-o-o—Vampire—o-o-x-X

The streets were dark. Dark and deserted. Just his luck.

Mutou Yuugi hugged his thick jacket closer to his body as he walked quickly to his house. Just his luck to have to close up the restaurant he worked at today. There were tons off muscled and strong waiters but no. They just had to pick the smallest and weakest one to close up.

Puffs of mist formed as he breathed out. The streets were even colder in the evening. An unsettling feeling washed over him, like he was being watched. Yuugi gulped, hugging his jacket even closer to him as he quickened his pace. His muscles needed more blood by the faster movements, making his heart pump faster.

Yuugi quickly glanced over his shoulder to the back, seeing if someone was truly following him. All he saw was shadows. He could not quite make out to what they belonged too. The street lights shone dully, the trees stood tall, as did the buildings. He shuddered slightly as he picked up his pace some more.

Little did innocent, weak, little Yuugi know, that because of these fast movements, scents, not meant for human noses, wafted from him. The scent of his sugary sweet, syrupy blood. The shadow following him inhaled deeply. Inhaled that delicious scent. Oh how he wanted to drink it. The crimson eyes slid from the neck to the moving butt of his victim. Might get some booty as well, while he's at it.

He started moving faster too, eyes never leaving that delectable butt. You know what, scratch the blood, he only wanted the booty. And he was getting it. The time to strike was perfect. The streetlights were farther apart from one another in this street and it was quite a poverty area. The people would rather protect themselves than protect others.

Using his awesome abilities to be extremely fast, the shadow was in front of the little man before he knew it. Yuugi gasped, stopping in his tracks and looked at the man looming over him.

"Well hello there delicious." The man said with a seductive hiss.

"H-hello…." Yuugi said awkwardly. His hand went into his thick jacket, slowly stepping back from the man who was too close for comfort.

"What's that you got there? A knife?" He asked, stepping towards Yuugi, making Yuugi step back. "A gun?" Again, the stepping continued. "You should know that none of those will even leave a scratch on me." Yuugi's back hit a wall. The unknown man slammed both his hands on either side of Yuugi's head, giving the boy no escape. "Now, how about we talk less and scream more."

The creatures hand cupped Yuugi's cheek, slowly sliding it to his neck, shoulder, down his arm, resting on his thigh. That was the line, the creature crossed it. The crimson eyed man had a smug smirk on his face, eyes boring into Yuugi's.

Yuugi whipped out what he had in his jacket and sprayed the creature in the face. The creature blinked, it did not hurt him or his eyes. That was until he started hacking and coughing. Yuugi now had that smug smirk on his face as he showed the label of the can.

Vamp-Away
Effectively and efficiently solves all your vampire problems immediately!

The poor vampire fell to the ground and continued hacking and coughing.

"Please!" He wheezed, reaching out to Yuugi. "Help!"

Yuugi had already continued walking home as the vampire died. He stopped walking, sighing heavily. How could he leave a coldblooded ruthless murderer die all alone in the streets? He was Mutou Fucking Yuugi. No way could he even hurt a fly. He was too innocent to kill someone, even a vampire, who was out to get his blood and virginity. So with the roll of his eyes, he turned back and handed the vampire a bottle of water.

The vampire gulped it down and took in breaths of air, before puking out the water… because… you know, he's a vampire. "Now that you have saved me, I am eternally grateful, yada yada, you basically own me now."

Yuugi just shrugged his shoulders and continued home. He was tired and all he wanted was to go home and to sleep. He knew the vampire was following him. The footsteps were evident enough.

"Why are you following me?" Yuugi asked aggravated.

"You are my master, so I should follow you. It's the rules."

"Which rules?" Yuugi asked with a huff, continuing to walk.

"Vampire rules."

Yuugi rolled his eyes again. Finally he arrived home. He had closed the door before the vampire could even come in, hitting him square in the face. But that should be okay, he was a vampire and had epic healing skillz. The closed door did not help though, since the vampire scratched at it like a helpless puppy wanting to come inside. His neighbors would be annoyed with him if it didn't stop so he let the vampire in, holding the spray can close to him just in case.

"So, what can I do for you master?" The vampire asked, sitting on the couch, already making himself feel at home.

"For starters, tell me your name."

"Yami."

"Alright, go do the dishes and then dust the house except for my room. I don't want to be bothered."

The vampire looked horrified. "Y-you actually are going to make me work?"

"Isn't that what a servant is supposed to do?"

"No, you are supposed to have mercy and we will fall in love together, I will turn you and we will have our happy ever after!" The vampire said exasperatedly, waving his arms around wildly as he said this.

"Shut up and get to work." The vampire whined as Yuugi walked to his room and went to bed. He locked the door just for extra security. Finally Yuugi was lying in his soft fluffy bed, the lights out, a smile on his face.

Yami had stopped whining near his door after about an hour and actually started to do the dishes. The soft clinking noises were proof of it. Maybe having a vampire as servant wasn't going to be so bad after all….

If Yuugi ever fell in love with the vampire Yami, that is for the reader to decide.

Author's Note: If you hadn't figured it out yet, this was a vampire fanfic parody.I also figured out that people prefer humor over angst/tragedy cause the previous one wasn't quite popular xD Doesn't matter though, I like writing humor more anyways x3

I know I said I wasn't going to upload anything for two weeks but I have beens studying my marketing exam for SIX HOURS STRAIGHT WITH LITTLE TO NO BREAKS. Seriously, even when going to the bathroom I just took my ipad with me and continued studying. We have an exam about a book, 740+ pages long. And the teacher didn't give a concrete answer on what's going to be on the test. Just: "Learn the whole book." This is my second to last chance to get this one, if I don't pass this test, I will have to go to summer school. I think I'm not gonna get much sleep tonight. *Makes coffee*

I wanted a little break and just finished this one. So enjoy~ On a different note, Yuurei Yashiki no Korosare Shounen has reached 51 favs, 74 reviews and seen 9012 times. I am so proud of myself ;A;

*Goes back to studying*