Epilogue – Where Are They Now?
Alan – He returned to Pherae to continue his duties of a knight. He would devote his life trying to be as great as Marcus was in his prime, but nobody was expecting that to happen.
Astol – He quit his spy role at Ostia to move back to Nabata with Igrene. They have a new child, and every day is a joy for the couple. He does have a nasty habit of deliberatly going out to taunt bandits roaming around. Sources say he wants to prove Marcus's incest bandit theory.
Barth – He would return as an armored knight of Ostia, and would eventually rise (somehow) to Knight Commander. Everyone could agree on one thing – he definitely was an armored knight.
Bartre – He would roam the lands of Lycia, helping those affected by war. He adopted Cath as a daughter and even built her new village. The people elected him as the chief, although he would create odd rules – making every male go sleeveless and subject themselves to fierce training regimens. Everyone had to grow a mustache. Even the females.
Bors – Upon returning to Ostia, he would raise awareness for transgender issues and rights for those in Elibe. The reforms were welcomed, but no one could agree what orientation he really was. So they decided to call him "Borsgendered".
Cath – She would live happily in her new village and with her new father, and she would reform her stealing ways. That is to say, instead of stealing from corrupt nobles, she would steal from corrupt homeless people instead.
Cecilia – She would retire as the Mage General of Etruria to be with her husband Roy. She would end up having two boys, and she proved to be a calming voice in Lycia's government. The age difference between her and Roy soon became insignificant, but he would still boast he had a "cougar wife". As for the Etrurians? Their first pick was to have Lord Pent return to the position. Or rather, beg him.
Chad – He gave up thieving to help Lugh start a new orphanage. It has taken in many orphans, and it grows with donations from the members of the Lycia Alliance Army. To make money, he has decided to become a cat burglar. Which is like a regular burglar, only you get to make neat cat puns and walk on ceilings.
Clarine – She would eventually become the new Mage General of Etruria, pleasing every resident of the country that wanted a Reglay back for the position. She makes her parents proud with her status, and she is now engaged to Rutger. Dorothy has become her lady-in-waiting, although rumors say the two have created an escort service. Both in the regal sense and in the sexual sense.
Dayan – He would return to Sacae with Shin to restart the Kutolah clan with its few survivors. The ordeal was tough, but they followed the Silver Wolf to the very end. Under his command, they have declared Roy to be their savior, and now "Pony" has ironically become their anthem. Cath demands royalties.
Dieck – He would move to the Western Isles with his new wife, Echidna. The two lived a very active and successful life protecting villages from bandits, and now the youth want him to teach them his ways. Lesson #1 is remove your shirt whenever possible. He has a young girl named Knuckles. The name was his wife's idea.
Dorothy – She would continue her devotion to the church (which puzzled everyone that knew her personally), and even married Saul. Her self-confidence has increased dramatically thanks to Clarine's help. It did take quite a few church officials to convince her to stop drawing futanaris, though.
Douglas – He would retire as the Great General of Etruria, opting to live the rest of his days in peace and tranquility. He even penned a self-help book, but everyone wants to know the secret to his success. He claims it was the facial hair and perpetual hatred of black jelly beans.
Echidna – She returned to the Western Isles, and thanks to funds and help acquired across Elibe, the village was rebuilt promptly. She would be hailed as the Hero of the West for the rest of her life, and adored her daughter. Legends say she would claim over 1000 fuckbois. She and her husband Dieck live in peace, never losing their sexual appetite for each other.
Elen – She continued her work at the St. Elimine church, assisting Queen Guinevere with the rebuilding efforts of Bern and hailing over many congregations. As her love and devotion to her wife was well-known, she would be known as the "Demon Saint", as the wrath to those harmed her was also well-known.
Elphin – He would return as the Prince of Etruria, completely surprising his father and those who thought he had died. His efforts to remove all corruption from the nobility made him go down in history as a magnificent prince, and his kindness never faded. Rumors aren't sure who he will take as a romantic partner, but the country keeps arguing if it's Fa or Percival.
Fa – She returned to Nabata and spent her days playing with the child of Igrene and Astol, but also the recovering Idoun. The elders had their hands full when it was discovered her dragon friends were not imaginary, and now they have to investigate a strange dimensional portal in some ruins. These friends, known as Tiki, Nah, Nowi, Myrrh, and Kamui, like to play pranks on the citizens of Arcadia. A sixth friend, known as Kanna, created such a powerful prank that firecrackers, glue, and honey are now banned permanently from the village.
Fir – She would roam the lands of Elibe as a swordmaster like her mother, striving for higher strength and worthy rivals. She has gotten some lessons from the Sword Saint, but all of those who battled her would agree on one thing – she was as cute as she was lethal. Sources say 128 people declare her as their "waifu", but her love is reserved for her father Bartre, her uncle Karel, and husband, Noah.
Garrett – He would give up banditry to become an erotic dancer, thanks to motivation and teachings from Lalum. He would make a lot of money, and even used some to help rebuild villages attacked by other bandits. Everyone was shocked when it was found out he found work at a gay tavern. Lilina has forced everyone to go his engagement party to his new husband.
Geese – He decided to become a traveling merchant on the high seas, rather than be a pirate. Some people have difficulty telling the difference, so everyone attacks him either way. He does have the assistance of Gonzales, Dieck, and Echidna, but his greatest foe continues to be a mischievous red-haired merchant that scammed him out of all of his savings. She even spray-painted "butt pirate" on the sides of his ship, unfortunately named the "Big Tipper" in retrospect.
Gonzales – He returned to the Western Isles, where he was hailed as a hero, not a monster. He became good friends with Echidna, Dieck, and Geese, and people practically treated him as a god because of his monstrous strength. Sources say he's trying to teach children to read like him, but he keeps reading the books upside down. At least his students known how to rip a wyvern's head off and eat it, so there's that.
Hugh – He would start a mercenary service to make money, although his high prices drive off potential customers. He has improved his magic enough to earn Niime's respect, but he refuses to learn dark magic from her. On the side, he works in Clarine's and Dorothy's escort service, but he keeps getting the elderly as clients. It seems Niime's motto holds true.
Igrene – She continued her work as the Guardian of Nabata, and while the death of her previous child would be something she would never forget or move past, her new child eases the pain, as well as the return of her much-loved husband. Their sex life is as active as ever, attested by the awkward silences the elders sometimes give them.
Karel – He would continue his peaceful life, occasionally giving pointers to Fir and Rutger. The latter wants him to grow his hair out and have some of it block an eye, but he insists those days are behind him. Sometimes he goes out drinking with Bartre, and the two of them became the broest of bros. Considering they're literally brothers-in-law, it works out well.
Klein – His archery feats would become well-known in Etruria, and he would earn the respect and admiration of nearly everyone in the country. Every day he has to fight off fangirls that are obsessed with him, but Clarine and his wife Tate do a fine job on that their own. Lady Louise and Lord Pent are extremely proud of him.
Lalum – As one of Roy's wives, her youthful energy and oddball behavior would unease some of the nobles, but her loyalty and devotion to her husband was well-known across the land. She would have three girls, but people had to convince her to not pass not her dancing abilities to the children of Lycia. Some say she was the one who invented the "Pherae Shake".
Lance – He would ascend as the Knight Commander of the Pherae Knights. While he wasn't trying to be as well-known as Marcus, people would recognize him anyway, thanks to his humble and hard-working attitude. The masses aren't sure if he and Alan are a couple, but they have agreed they always have each other backs. Under his rulings, no knight is to ever have a name of a weapon. The squires "Axe", "Arrow", and "Magic Tome" were renamed to "Bob", "Jerry", and "Fred", respectively.
Lilina – With Ostia as the largest state, she would eventually unite the entire Lycian League and become Queen. Her kindness and skill with magic were known across the world, but many bar fights have broken out on the debate of exactly how cute she was. She would have a boy and a girl, and she opted to name them after her deceased parents, Hector and Florina. Her relationship with Roy and her sister-wives are as strong as ever.
Lot – He moved back to the Western Isles with Ward, and the two continued to work with Dieck. He reunited with his sister, but he would become a devout member of the St. Elimine Church as a coping mechanism to deal with the demon torture he faced. Sadly he keeps getting his clothes stolen when he's out in the open, but his buddy Ward always carries a spare set.
Lugh – He would teach the children in the new orphanage magic, and he even made some money teaching magic to strangers that wanted to learn. He would always put more money into making sure the orphans were well fed and maintained. His mother Nino and his father Jaffar would be proud.
Marcus – He retired as a knight of Pherae, and opted to finish his memoirs. They would become a best-seller, with many squires trying to become as awesome as he once was. He insists the secrets are only to be passed from one "Jeigan" to another. Currently he is vacationing on a tropical island, with plenty of sand and sun. He can still double the bandits that try to attack him.
Miledy – As the other wife to Queen Guinevere, her strength and loyalty was admired by many a knight-in-training as she worked hard to bring Bern to a new era of peace and prosperity. She has pushed through a law to allow all types of marriages, although anybody that wields a ballista in Bern is to now be executed on sight.
Niime – She continued her research into the magic and dragons of years past, still known as the "Hermit in the Mountain". She rekindled her relationship with Yodel, much to the joy (if not utter surprise) of her allies. Sources say she was last seen battling the snowstorm that killed her son and his wife, and it seems she is winning.
Noah – He continued his work as a mercenary in Ilia, but now his wife Fir gives him all of the support he needs to view life more positively. Many a knight-in-training have taken tips and advice from him, but they also inherited other things. Terms like "waifu 4 laifu", "kappa", "kek", and "kreygasm" are commonplace amongst his pupils, but most are completely confused and do not know what they mean. Fedoras have surged in the country as a result of his diligent efforts.
Oujay – Lilina appointed him as her bodyguard, allowing him to make more money to support his family. He would live a humble life, always doing good deeds to those in need, and even managed to propose to Wendy. Although, he now has to explain to his little sister what a "tsundere" is….
Percival – He would take Douglas's position as the Great General of Etruria, and his loyalty to his country and the prince would never fade. His efforts brought the country to prosperity, although he refuses to clarify if he's in a relationship with Elphin or not.
Ray – He decided to continue his training and research into the dark arts, much to the slight unease of his allies. He does contribute to the orphanage that his brother made, but people don't want to ask where he gets the money from. Rumors say he likes to summon the entirety of Hell and rent them out as prostitutes, but no one is certain, as the buyers always turn up without a soul.
Roy – He would become the King of Lycia, with his father Eliwood giving him advice up until the day he unfortunately passed on from illness. His feats, kindness, and attitude enamored the entire country, with many shouting "Roy's Our Boy" every day. And every night, he would be showered with the love (and pleasure) given to him by his six wives. Apparently a large sentient white glove has appeared to invite him to a tournament with other heroes, and he was all too eager to accept.
Rutger – He would move to Etruria to be with Clarine, where the high-strung populace was a bit scared by his demeanor and lethal skill with the blade. He has opened a school to teach students about the sword, but many of them just can't seem to pass the "edgy" test. Scholars have said "edginess is born, not raised".
Saul – Surprisingly enough, he kept his position on St. Elimine Church, although the church had to make sure he never did a congregation with female choir girls. Despite that, his love for Dorothy is large, albeit his love for sexual activities is even larger. How he became a priest in the first place, no one really knew…
Shanna – Her support and love for Roy was strong and worthy, and her positive attitude helped the more downtrodden citizens of Lycia. The nobles did have to object when she wanted squires to grown neckbeards and walk with "swag", but that didn't keep her down. She would have one girl, and she decided to name her after the pegasus knight she admired the most – Farina. People are still arguing if Yuno was telling the truth when she said she wasn't adopted.
Shin – He would live out the rest of his days supporting the Kutolah clan and faithfully serving the Silver Wolf. His skill on horseback and archery was the stuff of legends, and so was his fascination with futanaris. Rumors say one was born in Sacae, but others insist it was a drunken tall tale. Either way, he and his sexually aggressive horse were feared by bandits far and wide.
Sophia- Her love for Roy never faded across the years, and despite being quiet and soft-spoken to the rest of the Lycian officials, her words gave sage advice. She would have one girl, and she opted to name her after the late wife to Lord Eliwood – Ninian, a half-dragon like herself. She still makes predictions about doomsday events, but they range from the literal end to the world to someone getting a papercut, so people have stopped paying attention at this point. Still, her gentle spirit charmed the masses.
Sue – As the most tomboy-like and not traditionally feminine of Roy's wives, the nobles were taken aback by her. But that changed when they saw her love and devotion to Roy, as well as her skill with the bow and blade. She would have one boy and one girl, opting to name them after her late parents – Lyndis and Rath. She has penned a successful series of picture books about a group of ponies – two pegasi, two unicorns, and two "earth ponies" – living in a town called Ponyville.
Tate – She would lead many squads to victory in Ilia, but also live a happy life with her husband, Klein. Some say she was a nervous wreck when she got to meet the famed Lord Pent and Lady Louise, but they found her extremely charming. Under her teachings to rookie pegasus knights, they would always know the weapon triangle and never be idiotic and throw javelins at archers.
Treck – Despite his lack of zeal in battle, he would lead a peaceful life and be very successful in his mercenary work. His loyalty to Zealot never faltered, and neither did his (questionable) friendship to Noah. He has been trying to find a girlfriend, but people keep telling him that showing girls his erotic stories is not the way to go about it.
Ward – He would return to the Western Isles with his friend Lot, and help build the village Echidna commissioned. Despite only having one working eye, he lived a happy life with his friends and sister. Some say he has become a groundskeeper of the village, and he knows how to depose of corpses like nobody else. He still misses when occasionally wielding an axe, though.
Wendy – Her reports, while mostly inaccurate, did give the public some information on what happened in the war. She would become Lilina's most trusted vassal, and her love for her queen was only rivaled by her love for Oujay. She would work hard to make sure Lycian knights always had access to chainsaws and nunchuks, but most importantly, to make sure people knew the difference between a tsundere and a yandere.
Wolt – He would continue his service as Roy's loyal butler, although many people have to keep reminding him that there is only one "t" in the word. Despite the oddball profession, his mother Rebecca is very proud of his exploits. Due to an accident during one playtime with Roy's kids, he is officially banned from ever picking up a weapon in his life.
Yodel – He would rise to the Head of the St. Elimine Church, and used his power fairly and kindly. Many followers were charmed by the old man, if not slightly unnerved when he decided to marry his old flame Niime. Who knew that 70+ year old people could still copulate like nobody's business? He would be a great Pop-Pop to Hugh.
Yuno – She would ascend with her husband and become the Queen of Ilia. Her kindness and generosity were only rivaled by the eternal love she had for her husband, Zealot. Their now-two children live happily with them, and she has started a business on the side as a wedding planner. She planned the weddings of Tate and Klein, Garrett, Yodel and Niime, Fir and Noah, as well as plenty of incestual bandits in Nabata….much to everyone's confusion.
Zealot – He would ascend with his wife and become the King of Ilia. Under his firm but fair command and hard work, the country would achieve great harvest and see more spring days. Due to his chronic dry elbows, he has demanded every knight and mercenary in the country carry lotion at all times. Bees are now outlawed, and he discourages everyone to not buy anything Treck or Noah make….in plain sight, that is. His children love him dearly, as do the rest of his family and country.
Zeiss – He would become the greatest knight of Bern (not named Gale, Murdock, Vaida, or Miledy), and his teachings motivated many potential wyvern riders. He serves as the bodyguard to the three Queens of Bern, and he never neglects his training. His sister was surprised when he married Garrett, but things have a funny way of coming together. He still challenges her for the Malte to this day, but he keeps losing.
Merlinus closed the book and looked up at the crowd before him. Everyone present had fought long and hard against the Black Fang many decades prior.
They were all, of course, dead, with everyone having a halo and a pair of wings.
By far, Merlinus looked to be the oldest, due to having died fairly recently.
"Wow." Hector muttered, impressed. "That sounded like a crazy adventure, Merlinus."
"Glad you stuck by them all to the end." Lyn said, smiling. "Without you….maybe Zephiel would've taken over the world."
"Please!" Merlinus shook his head. "I did have to put up with tons of stupidity, but it wouldn't be possible without the heavy hitters. How on earth did you do this job, Master Mark?"
The famed tactician of Elibe merely chuckled.
"Patience is key, Merlinus. You've picked up quite a lot from my days in the army."
The merchant nodded, and then turned to walk off.
"Wait, Merlinus. Where are you going?" Eliwood asked.
"Simple, milord. I've finally gotten my permanent vacation from the Lycia Alliance Army, and I intend to spend it in glorious solitude."
Merlinus lived a long and rough life, but he always kept at his merchant position and loyalty to the Lycian League. Despite nearly having teared his hair out during the course of war, he kept his guidance to Roy and his army until the very end.
When he fell down some stairs, but hey, not every death is filled with glory.
FIN
Final notes: Whoo. It's done! I can't believe it myself. Each chapter has been oodles of fun to write, and I'm so glad some people found this charming enough to favorite, review, and follow (you guys are awesome!)
But if you liked my (unoriginal) story here, I highly recommend you check out the fanfic that gave me the inspiration to write this story, especially if like Bleach. It's in the description, and I have to thank Mistress Nika for writing such a hiliarous fic to begin with!
Anyways, I LOVE Fire Emblem, and I picked FE6 because it's an overlooked title in my eyes. I'm sorry to say, I am not going to write this kind of fic for FE7, FE8, Awakening, or any other game in the series, as I would find writing it to be kinda redundant, since well...I used all of my insane ideas here.
I do plan to continue writing fanfiction for Fire Emblem, and either FE8 or Awakening will be next. Maybe I'll do one-shots or something, I dunno. Kinda focused on my other fanfic atm, so I can't make anything really...long and encompassing. At least not now.
A final thank you for everyone who was kind enough to give me a review, favorite, or follow! See you next time! :D